Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 104 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 74 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 165 40.0%

  • Total voters
    412
And he was certainly right. The fucking irony.
Why would you fuck your wife with a weird artificial object caging your balls if your dick were sufficient? Obviously you wouldn't, you think there's something wrong with your dick. Despite having multiple kids with that particular woman.

Wtf man.

Why is he doing this Balldo⟨™⟩shit? Is he being paid? By the Porn Jews? (Sorry, in Coonye World I can't resist that shit.)
 
Why would you fuck your wife with a weird artificial object caging your balls if your dick were sufficient? Obviously you wouldn't, you think there's something wrong with your dick. Despite having multiple kids with that particular woman.

Wtf man.

Why is he doing this Balldo⟨™⟩shit? Is he being paid? By the Porn Jews? (Sorry, in Coonye World I can't resist that shit.)
Per the Jim steam yesterday, use promocode nose. 👃
 
Why would you fuck your wife with a weird artificial object caging your balls if your dick were sufficient? Obviously you wouldn't, you think there's something wrong with your dick. Despite having multiple kids with that particular woman.

Wtf man.

Why is he doing this Balldo⟨™⟩shit? Is he being paid? By the Porn Jews? (Sorry, in Coonye World I can't resist that shit.)
I dunno man, but in addition to that, what @Puff just said about the Jamaica trip being LR's idea to "reinvigorate" their marriage has me wondering how close this whole thing might have come to divorce.

Buying sexy lingerie, lighting some candles, and hiring a babysitter is one thing.

Flying to a very specific resort in Jamaica where clothing is prohibited on the beach, people are fucking each other in the pool, and there's public sex toy demonstrations is something altogether different. And did we mention the place is literally called Hedonism II?

As proponent of the nuclear family, I'm certainly glad the marriage endures for the sake of the kids, but God DAMN....
 
I think this was the wife's choice. There was a decent about of drama hinting they were trying to reinvigorate their marriage.
If that's true, that's worse than if it were only Nick's idea. Imagine your "happily monogamous" wife wanting to go to a swinger club and agreeing to it. Excessive tattoo stereotypes are true for a reason it appears.
 
gee I wonder why Nick liked this resort so much...
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*edit they also have flamenco's wooden horse.

Also Nick on his last stream answered a question about De Sade. He responded that he, "knew him very well." For of those not as degenerate or literate in histories of the French, let me help you. Marquis De Sade was a French noble that caused a huge controversy in historical France and created a label for an entire genre of sexual desire and intercourse. He is the S in BSDM.


If Nick didn't over share his kink then this would just be a lulzy comment about how he is into BSDM, but now it's just more proof of his oversharing. It fuels the speculation that he lets others watch/fuck his wife(I still doubt it). You have to know that Nick knew if the farms found this place and dug into it that even more degenerate shit would appear. A BSDM room that encourages orgies in the hotel you raved about isn't a good look either.
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If that's true, that's worse than if it were only Nick's idea. Imagine your "happily monogamous" wife wanting to go to a swinger club and agreeing to it. Excessive tattoo stereotypes are true for a reason it appears.
Nick's wife has Bipolar Disorder, no?

I only ask because it has been well documented that hypersexuality can manifest as a symptom in the manic phase. This could be more scientific than a mere stereotype.

Also Nick on his last stream answered a question about De Sade. He responded that he, "knew him very well." For of those not as degenerate or literate in histories of the French, let me help you. Marquis De Sade was a French noble that caused a huge controversy in historical France and created a label for an entire genre of sexual desire and intercourse. He is the S in BSDM.
If only it ended there...

You can spill a lot of ink about De Sade, but the biggest issue with him as far as I'm concerned is that he was into child rape. Dude spent most of his adult life in prison, and one of the reasons that led to that was he kidnapped and imprisoned six children in his chateau for his own sexual gratification.

One certainly hopes that Nick, at a minimum, disagrees with that aspect of De Sade's "appetite."

FFS, ReeeeeeSET ERA has a thread on De Sade, and they seem to recognize him as a sexual predator, and not some sexually liberated philosophical hero.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Also, I will note that a lot of libertine literary figures have been aristocracy that inherited their wealth. The OG trust-fund babies. De Sade was a legit Marquis. With them it's always the un-enlighted peasantry that are prudish. It's some weird fart huffing entitlement thing.
 
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TFW one shot at life but born poor yet principled in Jamaica and have to clean up after wealthy hedonistic sexual freaks that constantly try to drag you down into their degeneracy while you clean their toilets and the loads from the drains of the "public play shower"

I guess if you were principled you'd try to work at the place that rents scuba gear or as a line cook tho. Still feels bad.
 
I’ve been telling you guys for ages, he and his wife have AIDS. The Swingers resort shows how much of a deranged sex pest he is. Next time we see Nick and his wife they’ll be next to Sam Brinton and Scott Weiner saying that it’s prudish to hate Pup Play.
 
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like I shoved a bunch of βk-2C-B up my ass with a Balldo, I don't even know what that does, but I'm sure Jesus approves.
Makes you trip balldos and acts as a stimulant as well, fairly long duration too.

You'd be having a 72 hour long balldo orgy while screaming you are the lizard god-king of lawtube for all to hear, christ is king baybe!
 
Nick was doing the Jack Murphy thing, but instead of it being ironic and everybody having a laugh, he actually is a cuck. Nick HATES fat people, of that there can be no doubt. Why the fuck would he pay to be around these gross, disgusting old boomers who get off on being naked in public? Because that's who goes to these places. To make matters worse, these perverts are going to proposition you and your wife, which is what happened. When that story was told, it sounded like an unusual encounter, but that's what can be expected when you go.

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Cosplay whores are a dime a dozen and this one is ugly. Let me get right on that.
One would have to be a omega simp to back that ugly bitch's calendar. Good to see there aren't that many omega simps. Wonder how long until Lady Rackets has a calendar.
 
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