Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

Can't believe this thread has hit 500 pages finally. Been lurking since before it hit 100 and while the rate of the milk Adam produces waxes and wanes, it's almost always quality.

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

 

[Retard Jotaro]

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

I've been a Cheeb fan ever since the mom interrupting Paper Mario stream so I have a special place in my heart for that moment.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Can't believe this thread has hit 500 pages finally. Been lurking since before it hit 100 and while the rate of the milk Adam produces waxes and wanes, it's almost always quality.

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

I like when the guy told him “I would really prefer if you would be quiet.”

 

[SmugDruggler]

Can't believe this thread has hit 500 pages finally. Been lurking since before it hit 100 and while the rate of the milk Adam produces waxes and wanes, it's almost always quality.

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

The Paper Mario yellow sheets is my favorite of the greatest hits.

Some of the shit he did/was involved in around 2017-19, just before this thread blew up, like the GF reading this thread to him on stream (or her whole arc really), his “#MoveItForMom Marathon” that got her a couple weeks of groceries when she needed several months of mortgage payments, the PewDiePie video and reaction, and others are among my favorite album tracks.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Can't believe this thread has hit 500 pages finally. Been lurking since before it hit 100 and while the rate of the milk Adam produces waxes and wanes, it's almost always quality.

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

The time he leaked his own nude to "pwn the trolls" is in my top 10

 

[Cap-tan]

The Iwata funeral was a pretty good laugh. I hope Iwata's spirit didn't attend though.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

The Iwata funeral was a pretty good laugh. I hope Iwata's spirit didn't attend though.

Damn, how did I forget that? That whole funeral is perfect

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

LOL barely a day after having his mental breakdown he's right back at it. His coomer warped brain will never let him leave the internet.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

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LOL barely a day after having his mental breakdown he's right back at it. His coomer warped brain will never let him leave the internet.

I'll never figure out where his lolsorandumb xD rawr humor comes from. It's like he's permanetly stuck in 2010. Are there people who still find this funny?

 

[Peko]

I'll never figure out where his lolsorandumb xD rawr humor comes from. It's like he's permanetly stuck in 2010. Are there people who still find this funny?

It's literally a joke from Spongebob, which makes this scene of a 30+ year old "man" trying to use it on twitter thots even more pathetic.

 

[Alex Yiik]

I'll never figure out where his lolsorandumb xD rawr humor comes from. It's like he's permanetly stuck in 2010. Are there people who still find this funny?

There's a subset of millennial-aged people who can regurgitate or recognize SpongeBob quotes that have been dormant in their minds for over a decade. It's an easy way to get a chuckle if you're talking to someone who gets it, but it makes you look like a lunatic to anyone else.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I thought I had every golden age spongebob episode memorized. Guess not. It doesnt help that the show is 90% visual humor

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

How bout a good old fashioned sharing of your favorite Chibi moment(s) to right this thread from the last couple pages of pitying and transition "speculation"?

The absolute cringefest that "prank" call to his mom was. I am using quotes not because it's unfunny or anything, it pretty much is, but because the caller didn't really have to come up with something, he just said "your son shared pictures of his penis with an underage girl". And when instead of saying "I will punish him for that", his mother said "he has... weird fetishes", oh, Lord, if cringe could physically hurt me, I'd be dead on the spot. The whole implication was that it's not the first time and this is how his mother knows what Adam likes to stick his dick into. And years later after Metokur watched one of the uploads of that call, Adam appeared in the reupload of that stream to ask "who is this and why should I be offended", if it wasn't bad enough already.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

WOOHOO 500 PAGES OF CHIBI WOOHOO! Here's to 500 more!

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Well we did it guys...

500 pages and 10,000 posts on this thread.

Adam is truly the golden lolcow of our generation

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Of course, we can celebrate this important milestone by laughing at this fucking creep, once again.

Adam, you dumb meatball, hopefully you castrate yourself in another 500 pages.

 

[Staffy]

I can't wait for him to slide on to DMs again and look for giantesses or do something similarly stupid!

 

[Tonberry]

God damnit I should have trusted my gut. I've been watching Aquana with his replies on twitter and noticed Hannah pop up occasionally. I checked her discord and didn't find Aquana on it and moved on, but this leak leads me to what I was watching on twitter.



Aquana the sexual predator

Full disclosure: These girls are all thots, and the Beauty Parlor crew might wanna look into a few of them, I'm only giving broad strokes. We are focused on Adam here, not these girls posting dumb shit for thirsty guys.

Spoiler: Hannah Is Burnt Out

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Hannah Is the latest prey for Adam. She is an autistic content creator who also does femdom on OF.
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She was dumped 2 weeks ago and Adam swooped right in.
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He has had a few discussions with her about various things. There is no doubt he was trying to at least start sexting her.

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She also continues to struggle with her love life as she attracts another emotionally immature guy.
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And Adam makes sure to comment on all the dumb shit she post.

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After finding out she was being targeted by Adam, she vents about online communities and the comments all generally tell her to stay safe and such.

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(she also has been posting normal stuff since so she isn't too triggered)

Spoiler: PrismaticKitsune

Another Thot strictly looking for attention. Adam makes sure to post AS HER FRIEND when half her picture is her boobs.
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Yet another girl who allegdely is going throw some rough times. Might just be her being dramatic, but Adam is sold.
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He did finally crack and tell her she's pretty
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Spoiler: KiraHeartX

A girl who is getting into Sex work. Don't worry Adam is full on supportive of all sex workers.
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Spoiler: thesarahkey

I had to read the replies on this one. This chick does content creation, but apparently didn't make the subreddit. She got grossed out that is was post of guys wanting to sleep with her.
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Pretty stupid but Adam comes in as "Nice guy" and completely does the "I would never treat you like that!"

Spoiler: Pinipy

Another target for Adam.
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Adam also replies to tons more Thots, too many to post here. These aren't cherry picked, his replies on twitter are about 90% to thots.

It doesn't surprise me a troll warned Hannah and probably warned these other girls too

A weirdly specific but surprisingly recurring theme of Chibi's internet life that never fails to make me giggle is when he gets the narcissistic impulse to make a conversation all about himself even when he has absolutely nothing of value to say about a topic.

"I feel like I keep attracting emotionally immature guys that just want me to be their mother and it never ends well"
"Yeah I know what you mean sis, I'm extremely emotionally immature and desperately need a mommy gf to tell me I'm a good boy and validate me 24/7 "

 

[Oliver Onions]

My favourite Chibi moment was when someone recorded their phonecall to his mom where they told her about him sending nudes to girls of sus age.

Normally I think it's cringe to harass the family members of cows like that, but his mother's reaction was pretty kino; basically the definition of 'disappointed but not surprised'.

 

[demicolon]

That time his yandere GF read his KF thread on his Mario64 stream.

Even his penis looks autistic...
Do I look like a man, Adam?