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Every average american is healthier than Phil. At least they actually get out of the house!


And now we're up to two giveaways to trolls. Thanks Phil!
 
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Phil also leaves the house, sometime someone have to pick up the food, and perhaps some toilet paper and it sure as hell isn't Leanna doing it
 
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Yeah I suspect that Phil is sustaining himself in debt pretty much like Chris is. If he keeps getting pay cuts or is dumped by Machinima hes fucked. He might get picked up by someone else for cheap but hes still screwed in the long term
 
Got some Tweets relating to his Quantum Break playthrough.


If only he did a little bit of research before hand. Oh wait, that requires a modicum of effort, something he absolutely despises.


I heard you could stream the episodes instead of getting the episode pack. Again Phil, do some fucking research.


Not doing a bit of research and planning accordingly is on you, Phil. I know you're a narcissist, but it's still your fault.


For those unaware, his reason is low views for those videos. If they don't meet a certain requirement, he would suddenly lose interest in the game.


How about you do a giveaway instead? And no, giving away the empty case doesn't count as far as good giveaways go.


Anyone want to bet that he takes very poor care of his consoles?


Do. Some. Research.


Stay ignorant, Phil.


Well, I think this is going to be another unfinished playthrough in the near future.


Outside of your blatant delusions, you once again prove how much of an asshole you are to other people. Your PR skills are complete shit.
 
Every average american is healthier than Phil. At least they actually get out of the house!


And now we're up to two giveaways to trolls. Thanks Phil!
Hold on a sec, DipShitPhil says that the reason the troll won the giveaway was because he watched the whole stream and entered the code first and for this it's proof that he's a "no-life idiot".

Is he actually saying that people that watch his videos, even his fans, are "no-life idiots"?
 
Hold on a sec, DipShitPhil says that the reason the troll won the giveaway was because he watched the whole stream and entered the code first and for this it's proof that he's a "no-life idiot".

Is he actually saying that people that watch his videos, even his fans, are "no-life idiots"?
One of the best parts about Phil is his ability to unintentionally make himself look even worse whenever he tries to do some damage control.
 
Based on the tweets, today is Phil's birthday? So he's, what, 34 now?
Happy birthday, ya fuck.

Bugged aging mechanics. Here's a birthday song, Phil.

(Sung to cadence of Happy Birthday)

Nothing that I could do
Nothing that I could do
My detractors are mentally ill
Wouldn't happen offline
(Ah come on, duuuuuuude)


Heres to another golden year of rage and and salt, Phil.
 
Aaaaand we're at three!
Blasted Detractors giving me views and stealing my giveaways!
Anyone who dont kiss his ass and are to fast typing in a code is a thief.
You know what's sad? Even though he's only 34, he looks like he's in his late forties. I'd hate to see what he looks like if he makes it to 40...
Looks older, sounds younger.
 
Looks older, sounds younger.
I always thought that DSP's voice sounded like an annoying 15 year old who thinks that any joke that involves tits or farts is pure comedy genius. Not many people have a voice that perfectly matches their personality, it's really quite amazing.
 
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I always thought that DSP's voice sounded like an annoying 15 year old who thinks that any joke that involves tits or farts is pure comedy genius. Not many people have a voice that perfectly matches their personality, it's really quite amazing.
My first encounter with DSP, was the TIHYDP FIFA12 and i became so sure he was like 11-12, based on the voice and how he played.
 
If he wants to give games away for free, he should do something like:
1. Take the names of everyone who donated to Patreon last month, only the people who's pledges went through, and who are still pledged the new month.
2. Take each contribution amount, subtract $1, divide by 10 and round up (so that 0~9 is 1, 10~19 is 2, 20~29 is 3).
3. Put those names into a list n times where n is the number above.
4. Run a random number generator twice and pull from those name.
5. Hand out the codes over the Patreon private message system and talk about it on stream.

This makes more sense because as far as Phil is concerned, an individual viewer donating $1 over Patreon is worth more to him than an individual viewer on a stream. There is zero reason to use the stream to hand out codes because this doesn't really reward fans. One-time stream viewers might get it, trolls might get it, etc.

His response to this upset is actually the best part because I see what he's trying to do. He's saying that the trolls are just soooo into him and his stream they'll sit there and snipe them, and he encourages people to be as studious as that. What he doesn't realize is that the trolls outnumber real fans and the trolls are going to be more dedicated to taking the code because they want to hurt Phil's fanbase. The actual DSP fan is probably running the stream in the background 75% of the time, while the Troll is actively trying to sabotage the event. It's unrealistic to expect real fans to be able to beat that.

So this is probably the best thing I've seen Phil blunder through in a while. He's genuinely clueless.

Actually, I just remembered Patreon forbids raffles, so he's fucked. Hahahahahahahaaaa
 
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President Darksydephil. He'd have the manchild vote... and no one else.

I love how Phil says it's because of the "slander" he gets online that he won't be able to be the president.
Most of it's true though and Phil's too incompetent to be a leader of anything. A leader in sitting on your ass all day maybe but what else?
 
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