Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[McSneaks]

LITERALLY my exact question. And the answer is no, Adam,

This shit is too good oh my god.

"Why do you think people don't want to talk to you?"
"Only reason I can think would be insulting myself"
"It's because you're a shitty, boring person that doesn't care about anyone"
"Oh, yeah that's true"

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lmao. This idiot really said "wow I'm really processing this, it feels like a true breakthrough. Like I really needed to hear this. I was destined to meet you. can i see your tits now"

Nigga you mean the thing every person who has ever interacted with you has said for the last 15 years?

lmaooo nvm

To be fair to Chibi, the staff of a magnet therapy centre can't be the most sanest people either

To not be fair to Chibi, you need to have a very large IQ to understand how magnets work, clowns certainly can't ask ICP (and Chibi).

Although if both sides are clowns and neither knows wtf they're doing that does sound like chibi therapy

 

[Snakebottom]

Chibi puts in more hours repetitively grinding out the same decade old games and thirsting over ugly 18 year olds than he does literally anything else in life. His greatest achievement for his efforts is a 500+ thread about him. This perpetual manchild is the greatest thing on this site and so are the chuds documenting it.

Raising a glass of Jamesons to all you lads, great work making this another fantastic Xmas cringeathon. Slainte!

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chibi puts in more hours repetitively grinding out the same decade old games and thirsting over ugly 18 year olds than he does literally anything else in life. His greatest achievement for his efforts is a 500+ thread about him. This perpetual manchild is the greatest thing on this site and so are the chuds documenting it.

Raising a glass of Jamesons to all you lads, great work making this another fantastic Xmas cringeathon. Slainte!

Should an old lolcow be forgot and never brought to mind? Chibi apparently believes not seeing as he repeatedly does stupid shit.
Merry Christmas, happy new year.
Auld lang syne chibi. Auld lang syne.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

His greatest achievement for his efforts is a 500+ thread about him.

Don't undersell Chibi. "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" will live on in the annals for cringe for a long, long time.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Should an old lolcow be forgot and never brought to mind? Chibi apparently believes not seeing as he repeatedly does stupid shit.
Merry Christmas, happy new year.
Auld lang syne chibi. Auld lang syne.

I’d imagine he thought the slate was wiped clean when the farms went down and he’d be able to carry on with his usual behavior without getting called a creeper. Up until the Twitter Thots rose up against him, at least.

 

[coof coof]

Spoiler: Coom

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Horrific I know, but allow me to put on my cum detective hat for a moment. That is one small/watery load. Dude clearly beats his meat many times a day every day. Stop looking at so much vaporeon rule 34 and do some pushups, Chibi.

 

[Socrates]

Should an old lolcow be forgot and never brought to mind? Chibi apparently believes not seeing as he repeatedly does stupid shit.
Merry Christmas, happy new year.
Auld lang syne chibi. Auld lang syne.

He really is a perfect technical example of a pure lolcow. No horrorcow shit or overt politisperging beyond the occasional twitter grandstand. No career to speak of and his artistic ability is just plain mediocre. He's simply a cringe factory, probably the best lolcow to simply point and laugh at since Chris went horrorcow.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

I personally believe Adam deserves a front page thread pin under 'Lolcow Cults' just like CWC so everyone can be introduced to the wonderful world of Chibi

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I personally believe Adam deserves a front page thread pin under 'Lolcow Cults' just like CWC so everyone can be introduced to the wonderful world of Chibi

Nah, I like him kind of pathetic and unknown. Even on the farms he's mostly a background character

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Nah, I like him kind of pathetic and unknown. Even on the farms he's mostly a background character

I agree completely. In a broad sense, Chibi is just another 32 year old Discord sex pest with one relatively niche clip of lolcowdom, but he is a true milk mine, if you make the effort, which is my shit exactly lol.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

"Really can't trust anyone."

You'd think he would of learnt that the first time he got catfished lmao

 

[Shipping Steel]

"Really can't trust anyone."

You'd think he would of learnt that the first time he got catfished lmao

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This has to be the most insane thing he has said. For years, this guy has been the subject of ridicule, and yet he still refuses to learn...

Guess he really loves his humiliation fetish.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I personally believe Adam deserves a front page thread pin under 'Lolcow Cults' just like CWC so everyone can be introduced to the wonderful world of Chibi

We *just* got rid of Augustin and you want to open the doors to ever other 2022 A&N fag? Niche threads are nice and comfy. Chibi’s thread is one of the best on the site because it’s mostly content with little filler.

 

[BernieGores]

It's interesting how over the course of their "relationship", he went from treating her like a child to treating her like his caretaker. Regardless of age, he wants a girlfriend that is simultaneously a child and a mother. The perfect balance of someone that he can hold dominance over while also coddling him and giving him headpats. You can tell he starts getting pissy when her behaviour starts favoring one over the other. Explains why he targets ~16-year-olds, best of both worlds.

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

He has a humiliation fetish.

Do you think Chibi is aroused when reading his thread?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Do you think Chibi is aroused when reading his thread?

I know I am

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Chibi's fetishes are so revealing, in so many ways. Perhaps the most obvious implication is, of course, how much of a depraved coomer he is. How much do you have to elevate the depravity level to land upon shrinking fetish? It is so abstract and outside the realm of possibility that it basically announces to the world, "I have masturbated to so much weird hentai shit, and had so little actual sex, that I can only get off on fucked up Freudian fantasy shit." And he tells this openly to any teenage girl showing him a modicum of attention. How would this ever succeed with a real person??

Given what we know about Chibi, it just fits so fucking perfectly. Can't get it up for regular sex? Well, Giantess MommyGF can use my whole body, my skeleton will remain hard for my goddess! Lazy and can't satisfy women in general? Make her use you as a dildo, that way she does all the work to get herself off, so you don't have to. Seriously infantile and overwhelmed by the pressures of living as an "adult"? Skip the babyfur roleplay, go straight back to the birth canal with your whole body, trying desperately to climb back into the womb.

There are some really weird kinks out there. However, most of them can actually be performed in actual sex with actual people, not some shit that only exists in the deranged mind of some incel hentai-drawing mangaka. You only get to that point by being a terminal coomer, and any woman that finds out about this will know that on an instinctive level.

 

[demicolon]

Do you think Chibi is aroused when reading his thread?

He did nothing when his GF read this thread on his stream, so my guess is yes. Don't forget that he couldn't get hard with her and had to jack off while wearing her panties.

Chibi's fetishes are so revealing, in so many ways. Perhaps the most obvious implication is, of course, how much of a depraved coomer he is. How much do you have to elevate the depravity level to land upon shrinking fetish? It is so abstract and outside the realm of possibility that it basically announces to the world, "I have masturbated to so much weird hentai shit, and had so little actual sex, that I can only get off on fucked up Freudian fantasy shit." And he tells this openly to any teenage girl showing him a modicum of attention. How would this ever succeed with a real person??

Given what we know about Chibi, it just fits so fucking perfectly. Can't get it up for regular sex? Well, Giantess MommyGF can use my whole body, my skeleton will remain hard for my goddess! Lazy and can't satisfy women in general? Make her use you as a dildo, that way she does all the work to get herself off, so you don't have to. Seriously infantile and overwhelmed by the pressures of living as an "adult"? Skip the babyfur roleplay, go straight back to the birth canal with your whole body, trying desperately to climb back into the womb.

There are some really weird kinks out there. However, most of them can actually be performed in actual sex with actual people, not some shit that only exists in the deranged mind of some incel hentai-drawing mangaka. You only get to that point by being a terminal coomer, and any woman that finds out about this will know that on an instinctive level.

Maybe Chibi is a Felarya fan.

 

[easy]

The staggering irony of chibi saying he needs to 'man up and be responsible' amazing when you consider this is a 30+ year old guy whose first instincts when talking to someone (supposedly, lol) born in 2004 is to latch onto her like an emotional leech and treat her like a therapist-cum-mother. If I didn't know the context of the messages, I'd easily assume the girl was the older party based on the mental levels of them both. It's insane how deeply stuck he is in a state of suspended development.

If she is who she says she is, she's younger than all the games he plays. Thirty one year old man talking to a kid about how he wants to feel valued and shit. Bro the state of u. God he's too good, he's a pure lolcow. Don't get too many like him anymore

 

[McSneaks]

The staggering irony of chibi saying he needs to 'man up and be responsible' amazing when you consider this is a 30+ year old guy whose first instincts when talking to someone (supposedly, lol) born in 2004 is to latch onto her like an emotional leech and treat her like a therapist-cum-mother.

Then she gives him nothing but applicable, solid straight up advice (that he solicited multiple times with his WOE IS ME Y EVERYONE LEAVE?!? ME NO FUCK?!?"

And literally all he can say is "Ok. So, videogames and ur tits???"