"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Pringles Can]

So I'm not totally up to date: how is Jim's prognosis looking? I know he can be a bit fatalistic so I was hoping he was being a doomer.

It's bad enough that he is quitting streaming soon and even in his recent stream you can tell he is hiding how scared he is with laughter. In other words, not good.

 

[Peter Piper]

When did all of you retards learn the word "parasocial" and when will you stop parroting it?

Thanks in advance.

"Parasocial" is just another word that Reddit-tier, midwit faggots currently are spamming into imminent irrelevancy Alas, literacy is wasted on the borderline retarded.

Does anyone remember "Buzzfeed Hamilton Slack" from 2016

 

[jspit2.0]

So I'm not totally up to date: how is Jim's prognosis looking? I know he can be a bit fatalistic so I was hoping he was being a doomer.

It's bad enough that he is quitting streaming soon and even in his recent stream you can tell he is hiding how scared he is with laughter. In other words, not good.

He keeps talking about the end is nigh. Whether that's true is up for debate. More likely, if you go back and listen to the supercut of his comments, he's about to go through some fucking shit experimental treatments. Jim's always struggled with schedules before his cancer/aids.

I'd dare say the treatments and symptoms are leaving him without energy. This has probably been a nice way to relax, make money for Jade, and distract himself from the impeding darkness that he, on this last stream, affirmed he still believes lies after death.

So the scheduled streams are probably done after January. I think we'll get one last year of the Chud, some Mornings with Metokur because he genuinely likes those, and then he'll probably dip out. If he's not dead in the next year; I'd expect something. Maybe a stream or two if Kanye, Nick, and Milo make it to the primaries.

In the end Sargon wins, who would have thought.
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Watching Sargon being vindicated by how terrible Milo is handling Kanye may be the coda Gamergate deserved.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

What time does Jim start streaming "mornings with Metokur" on saturdays?

 

[Persepolis]

Friendly reminder that back in his Stream. me days, Jim mentioned that when he dies, he plans on getting Jade to DFE all his accounts. Idk if his stance has changed since then, but if there's something you like from him, save it locally somewhere.

He also said he planned to commit suicide via livestreaming himself jumping into a volcano or lava or something (don't quite remember, this shit is all close to a decade ago).

Also there is a thread on 4chan about him, more of a RIP jim thread but someone posted this as a facedox I guess. Has this been posted here before? And if so was it confirmed to be Jim?

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

He also said he planned to commit suicide via livestreaming himself jumping into a volcano or lava or something (don't quite remember, this shit is all close to a decade ago).

Also there is a thread on 4chan about him, more of a RIP jim thread but someone posted this as a facedox I guess. Has this been posted here before? And if so was it confirmed to be Jim?

He’s a chink!!! No way!!!!

 

[I Do Not Post]

He’s a chink!!! No way!!!!

That's Jade on the left.

 

[Revolved]

He also said he planned to commit suicide via livestreaming himself jumping into a volcano or lava or something (don't quite remember, this shit is all close to a decade ago).

Also there is a thread on 4chan about him, more of a RIP jim thread but someone posted this as a facedox I guess. Has this been posted here before? And if so was it confirmed to be Jim?

Age looks right but who knows?. Not being super familiar with Asian naming conventions, are any of that dude's names connected to Jade?

Poor fucker. I imagine he's pretty scared at the moment. Maybe one of those experimental treatments will work. I know. Mainly disappointed we're never going to get How the Sausage is Made part 2.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

So Jim’s dying?

Ngl it’s kinda sad. Metokur’s older content was hilarious especially his videos on Matt Jarbo & Tonka

 

[Burd Turglar]

He also said he planned to commit suicide via livestreaming himself jumping into a volcano or lava or something (don't quite remember, this shit is all close to a decade ago).

Also there is a thread on 4chan about him, more of a RIP jim thread but someone posted this as a facedox I guess. Has this been posted here before? And if so was it confirmed to be Jim?

Teeth are waaaay too white for a camel chainsmoker in his late 30's-early 40's so F.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I know. Now give me an exact definition of “parasocial.”

He's not your fucking dad

My dad would never use a gay word like “parasocial”

 

[The Tall Man]

He's not your fucking dad

Metokur with the help of Chat digging up funny shit on the Internet is why I imagine most people watch him.
Chat doesn't need his approval, since Metokur's streams always have been about appeasing Chat.

The people who see Metokur as their dad are mostly other content creators.
That is why PPP can't stop saying "Daddy Jim" and so many content creators look for his approval.

 

[Jack Awful]

When Jim dies I'm putting on a humiliating 5 hour livestream funeral and none of you niggas can stop me.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

He also said he planned to commit suicide via livestreaming himself jumping into a volcano or lava or something (don't quite remember, this shit is all close to a decade ago).

Also there is a thread on 4chan about him, more of a RIP jim thread but someone posted this as a facedox I guess. Has this been posted here before? And if so was it confirmed to be Jim?

That's from an old fail dox:



Plus the Asian guy in the picture appears to be Hmong and I am pretty sure Metokur's wife is one of the types of Asians that has a searing hatred of Hmong.

 

[Persepolis]

That's from an old fail dox:

Plus the Asian guy in the picture appears to be Hmong and I am pretty sure Metokur's wife is one of the types of Asians that has a searing hatred of Hmong.

I know for a fact Metokur said at one point that Jade is HMong, maybe he was meming idk but I know he said Jade is HMong at some point a few gorillion years ago.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

>tfw you outlive both jim and terry

 

[BlueSpark]

When did all of you retards learn the word "parasocial" and when will you stop parroting it?

Thanks in advance.

it's very relevent for describing the relationship simps have with ecelebs and we're on a gossip forum that primarily discusses ecelebs, so gets used to seeing it.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Hurr durr

Thank you.

 

[Danone]

Metokur with the help of Chat digging up funny shit on the Internet is why I imagine most people watch him.
Chat doesn't need his approval, since Metokur's streams always have been about appeasing Chat.

If that were true the sweetie squad would not fucking exist.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

It'll be sad if Jim actually dies.
Looks like DSP is poised to outlive yet another detractor.