Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lady Rackets Ass]

You're doing the Lord's work, son.

More importantly though: Holy shit!

Spoiler: Absolutely NSFW

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What in the ever loving fuck is going on here? LOL!


Yeah, but will he be in it, or will it be Kayla and Drexel?

God damn this rabbit hole is cray-cray.

Interesting. I was totally wrong. Got goofed. Thanks for the detective work @Elmo

Edit: I was pretty sure that accented guy was a fag before but I know now.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Careful, lads. That picture comes from 2009:

Thanks. Didn't think that woman looked like Kayla anyway.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Careful, lads. That picture comes from 2009:
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BBC - Graham Stewart's Morning Post: Naked crime

Naked crime is a post on Graham Stewart's Morning Post

www.bbc.co.uk

Glasgow? Somehow more offensive than if it were the Racketsesrseses.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Call me retarded if you want but who is the guy in the hat that introduced the photo in the video?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Godwinson's stream was pulled.... i got a copy
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This is the godwinson I remember. Doing real journalism again

If you mean gay ops and fake news, then sure.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN... SHYSTERS, GUNTS, AND MONEY
Parody of Lawyers, Guns, and Money by Warren Zevon

[Verse 1]
I went home with a Mistress,
The way I always do
How was I to know,
She was with the Negroes too?

[Verse 2]
I was gambling in Jamaica,
I took a sinful risk
Send Shysters, Gunts, and Money
Janny, coverup my shit
Ha!

[Verse 3]
I'm a Good Faith Entertainer
and somehow I got cucked
Between the schlock and the facade face
And I'm down on my luck
Yes I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

[Verse 4]
Now I'm crying in reassurance
I'm a desperate man
Send Shysters, Gunts, and Money
The shit has hit the fan

[Chorus]
Alright, send Shysters, Gunts, and Money
Huh, yeah!
Send Shysters, Gunts, and Money
Uh!
Send Shysters, Gunts, and Money
Hey!
Send Shysters, Gunts, and Money
Ooh, yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

 

[Captain Manning]

If you mean gay ops and fake news, then sure.

God damn you, Godwinson. And I JUST SAID on Sunday that Godwinson has been known to lie.

I am embarrassed I didn't immediately call it out. It did seem a bit convenient he'd have a picture of people from inside the resort. They'd probably have photography really tightly controlled.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Careful, lads. That picture comes from 2009:

A decade of degeneracy around the world by Rackets, how horrible! Good catch though.

 

[dankeybong]

13 years of cuckoldry. Those aren't his kids

 

[Sammich]

I mean, the picture was fake, but are you trying to spin that he wasn't even there?

It's pretty dead to rights with the video being streamed while the event was going on, and the suite lining up.

 

[Potatoherder]

I mean, the picture was fake, but are you trying to spin that he wasn't even there?

It's pretty dead to rights with the video being streamed while the event was going on, and the suite lining up.

That is the problem with mudding the waters with fake info. He now has an out as the photo was fake so surely it's also fake news he was at the resort. It will also call all future evidence in question.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

That is the problem with mudding the waters with fake info. He now has an out as the photo was fake so surely it's also fake news he was at the resort. It will also call all future evidence in question.

Just like in the Lawtube thread. Someone thought they found Legal Mindset, but 2 seconds on google showed that wasn't the case.

The desire to be "first" is bordering into Taylor Lorenz territory.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The cuckface lawyer isn't streaming tonight.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Damnit Godwinson...

 

[Potatoherder]

The cuckface lawyer isn't streaming tonight.

Since he isn't covering any interesting trials and nothing is going on it's for the best; the less filler streams the better. Cutting streams down to 2-3 a week during down periods would be ideal. Have a day stream, night stream, and the Friday show(done in the way it was sold).

Day stream to keep the trial audience active, night stream to not to abandon the core, and friday to go full degen with hopefully good guests.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Thanks. Didn't think that woman looked like Kayla anyway.

Too tall and the hip feather tattoo didn't look to be in the right spot. But, as Nick would say, it was funny, so that's all that matters, right?

 

[TheClappening]

Since he isn't covering any interesting trials and nothing is going on it's for the best; the less filler streams the better. Cutting streams down to 2-3 a week during down periods would be ideal. Have a day stream, night stream, and the Friday show(done in the way it was sold).

Day stream to keep the trial audience active, night stream to not to abandon the core, and friday to go full degen with hopefully good guests.

Branca was covering the Aaron Dean murder trial (cops get a call to possible burglary in progress, resident peeks out the window with a pistol raised, gets blasted by the popo), and said he'd hand over the reins to Nick once he was back from Florida.

Apparently the prosecution rested today, and the judge took a break until Monday to begin the defense's case in chief.

 

[KittyLoaf]

I'd be surprised if that happens. He's a well adjusted adult with a family, a steady career in a prestigious field and a nice youtube gig. He's also not socially inept and is used to stressful situations due to his profession. Even when faced with utter idiocy he seems, well, normal.

Some of the first posts in this thread aged quite poorly.

 

[Pomniman]

I can see why those of you who are unfamiliar with guntwinson might be annoyed, but he's always been more of a shitposter than a documentarian so his videos are mostly meant to be comedic rather than strictly factual. Though that's not to say his bits always land.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I can see why those of you who are unfamiliar with guntwinson might be annoyed, but he's always been more of a shitposter than a documentarian so his videos are mostly meant to be comedic rather than strictly factual. Though that's not to say his bits always land.

I’ve considered multiple responses to this but I’m just going to settle for Godwinson is a faggot