Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Zoophiles were both allowed in and were giving out stickers
 
I want a count on how many people tested positive for a venereal disease after the convention, than we can compare that to the positive COVID test numbers and see which one was the actual outbreak.
This. With how COVID evolved (higher virulence, milder symptoms, as most viruses do) it's now an endemic virus and it's basically just going to be another thing you can catch that will give you con crud from now on.

All the HIV, herpes and monkeypox spreading around through room parties, though? Yeah, someone call the CDC. They've got some tracing to do.
 
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Ah, if only covid had a higher mortality rate...

Just think of all the furfags that might potentially die!
 
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There were 60 confirmed earlier today, but that’s only the numbers gathered by this one faggot. Apparently there’s been a lot of fighting and harassment involved, and the number is getting larger by the minute.
It's so baffling. This con didn't just have a vaccine requirement, but a booster requirement. And people are retarded enough to say the vaccines still work. The fuck they don't. My chicken pox vaccine worked just fine, same with the rest of friends. Absolutely brainwashed.
 
Glad this thread exists so I know which hotels and convention centers to avoid
It actually got me thinking. Have any of you ever been in a situation where, while just staying in a hotel, a horde of furry degenerates suddenly descended and began to scatter feces all over the hotel? Just imagine what it's like.
 
Inflation-artist-turned-coomer-trooner Boris provides some drama in the form of calling out another person as they allegedly hugged him without his consent. He tries to play it off as being concerned over Covid but even people in the comments aren't buying it as Boris tweets more often than not look like this; bragging about his ass-enlargement surgery.

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The whole Covid policy at conventions is starting to get increasingly ridiculous. I agree with what was said earlier in the thread, what events SHOULD be doing is instead requiring a negative HIV test. Probably a lot better and more useful in the long run.

To any random furry lurkers reading this: Covid vaccines do literally nothing in regards to preventing people from catching/spreading it. Yes, getting vaccinated and boosted will lessen the severity of any symptoms you may have if you catch covid, but if you're hanging around someone who's sick, you're probably going to get it regardless. That, and there's very likely a correlation between furries who sucked 37 dicks in a row and furries who got covid. Really makes you think.
 
It actually got me thinking. Have any of you ever been in a situation where, while just staying in a hotel, a horde of furry degenerates suddenly descended and began to scatter feces all over the hotel? Just imagine what it's like.
Pretty good oppourtunity to show up at the free-for-all room parties and just steal everything not nailed down while everyone's drunk/high/snoofing.
Does a ski mask count as a partial suit?
 
It seems ridiculous, but the kind of openness that furries have about being sick in the wake of the pandemic is actually kind of refreshing.

"Hey, I'm sick. If you hung out with me, you might have caught what I have, too. Just a heads up!"

It honestly doesn't matter if it's Covid, Influenza, if you fucked around and found out (though maybe be discrete about it?), or even a random cold. That info can help someone else seek appropriate treatment by providing additional information.
 
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