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CultcowEvangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
It looks like the state of Ohio requires security guard training programs to be certified from the state. So basically he got the equivalent of a college certificate and is proud about it. Not too surprising given his reverence for his Cracker Jack DD.
The videos he's removed were concerning his receipt of a stolen phone - traded for an iPhone his shack up honey didn't like, on a flea market website. He had the phone for a number of years, but decided to move to a new carrier, the new carrier found out that the phone had been reported stolen from the original owner. RLM went loony tunes blaming the guy he got the phone from for the original theft, he reported him to the police and was frustrated that they wouldn't waste their time trying to prosecute a petty theft (30 days in prison or a small fine). He also had the phone destroyed by the local constabulary as that is the action requested by the original owner who'd reported it stolen - so he was ever so slightly annoyed about that too. Apparently he got his legal team involved and settled with the guy he was accusing of theft - who was as unaware that the phone was stolen as RLM was when he traded for it. There was supposedly a monetary settlement, and immediate removal of about half a dozen videos on the subject.
During that time RLM was a regular internet stalker, doxxing all of the private information about this poor guy that he could find, on his youtube videos. He wouldn't listen to reason - claiming his God is a vengeful God and would be wreaking vengence upon the phone trading thief. When the videos were removed there wasn't so much as a by your leave, public apology or anything. He mentioned something in passing on one of his more recent videos, where he as much as admitted that he'd taken them down.
I wouldn't expect any of these recent wild accusations against CWC to go missing, unless CWC "settles" with him, to his satisfaction.
Not sure if I had posted these already, but here are his Facebook posts regarding the stolen phone:
Also, someone postulated that Bob is keeping Rene isolated from her family. It might have more to do with distance, though, but I think you may be on to something.
Goddammit, John, why you gotta be so fucking awesome.
Also, someone postulated that Bob is keeping Rene isolated from her family. It might have more to do with distance, though, but I think you may be on to something. View attachment 82849
Goddammit, John, why you gotta be so fucking awesome.
He references a dream around 6m, which is as good a reason as any to post this one. Here's a video where he talks about it, shortly after it happened. It's cued up to that point.
Start- Voting day, be sure to pray.
3:20 - Anti Trump
5:50 - A young man has been calling, an Emaiceo Lindsay. Annoyed that the guy's calling so often-
8:05- He mentions his sons in their 20s. This is rare.
13:40- Good interior view, great shot of his network setup, talks about dream - prophetic?
I've got more stuff on Emaiceo Lindsay, aka "Clayton Latoya," but I'll save that for another post.
I stand corrected, this ride is just getting started. Seems like we're picking up momentum in the grand scheme of things. Almost an hour of content so far today, and the crazy is starting to snowball out of control.
Isn't one of his claims to fame - law enforcement officer. Though I think he actually needs a job in addition to his law enforcement qualification to legally lay claim to that title.
Isn't one of his claims to fame - law enforcement officer. Though I think he actually needs a job in addition to his law enforcement qualification to legally lay claim to that title.
According to Ohio state code, he's using the title incorrectly.
(11) "Law enforcement officer" means any of the following:
(a) A sheriff, deputy sheriff, constable, police officer of a township or joint police district, marshal, deputy marshal, municipal police officer, member of a police force employed by a metropolitan housing authority under division (D) of section 3735.31 of the Revised Code, or state highway patrol trooper;
(b) An officer, agent, or employee of the state or any of its agencies, instrumentalities, or political subdivisions, upon whom, by statute, a duty to conserve the peace or to enforce all or certain laws is imposed and the authority to arrest violators is conferred, within the limits of that statutory duty and authority;
(c) A mayor, in the mayor's capacity as chief conservator of the peace within the mayor's municipal corporation;
(d) A member of an auxiliary police force organized by county, township, or municipal law enforcement authorities, within the scope of the member's appointment or commission;
(e) A person lawfully called pursuant to section 311.07 of the Revised Code to aid a sheriff in keeping the peace, for the purposes and during the time when the person is called;
(f) A person appointed by a mayor pursuant to section 737.01 of the Revised Code as a special patrolling officer during riot or emergency, for the purposes and during the time when the person is appointed;
(g) A member of the organized militia of this state or the armed forces of the United States, lawfully called to duty to aid civil authorities in keeping the peace or protect against domestic violence;
(h) A prosecuting attorney, assistant prosecuting attorney, secret service officer, or municipal prosecutor;
(i) A veterans' home police officer appointed under section 5907.02 of the Revised Code;
(j) A member of a police force employed by a regional transit authority under division (Y) of section 306.35 of the Revised Code;
(k) A special police officer employed by a port authority under section 4582.04 or 4582.28 of the Revised Code;
(l) The house of representatives sergeant at arms if the house of representatives sergeant at arms has arrest authority pursuant to division (E)(1) of section 101.311 of the Revised Code and an assistant house of representatives sergeant at arms;
(m) The senate sergeant at arms and an assistant senate sergeant at arms;
(n) A special police officer employed by a municipal corporation at a municipal airport, or other municipal air navigation facility, that has scheduled operations, as defined in section 119.3 of Title 14 of the Code of Federal Regulations, 14 C.F.R. 119.3, as amended, and that is required to be under a security program and is governed by aviation security rules of the transportation security administration of the United States department of transportation as provided in Parts 1542. and 1544. of Title 49 of the Code of Federal Regulations, as amended.
ETA: He has security guard training and held a security guard position in the past. Neither one is listed or would allow him to call himself a "Law Enforcement Officer".
2:47 - Bob accuses the pope of not taking the troubles of a man in a trailer into Ohio into account when he makes pronouncements.
4:13 - Bob struggles to pronounce "premeditate" and stops reading his bible verse in embarrassment.
11:30 - "I placed you under arrest, which was LEGALLY BINDING. I don't have to be there to place you under arrest." Threatens to send in the DETECTIVES! To send in the POLICE! Because of his power.
15:00 - What is he saying at this point? Can anyone make it out? I think he's threatening to kill someone.
Isn't one of his claims to fame - law enforcement officer. Though I think he actually needs a job in addition to his law enforcement qualification to legally lay claim to that title.
According to Lawriter, he's using the title incorrectly.
(11) "Law enforcement officer" means any of the following:
(a) A sheriff, deputy sheriff, constable, police officer of a township or joint police district, marshal, deputy marshal, municipal police officer, member of a police force employed by a metropolitan housing authority under division (D) of section 3735.31 of the Revised Code, or state highway patrol trooper;
(b) An officer, agent, or employee of the state or any of its agencies, instrumentalities, or political subdivisions, upon whom, by statute, a duty to conserve the peace or to enforce all or certain laws is imposed and the authority to arrest violators is conferred, within the limits of that statutory duty and authority;
(c) A mayor, in the mayor's capacity as chief conservator of the peace within the mayor's municipal corporation;
(d) A member of an auxiliary police force organized by county, township, or municipal law enforcement authorities, within the scope of the member's appointment or commission;
(e) A person lawfully called pursuant to section 311.07 of the Revised Code to aid a sheriff in keeping the peace, for the purposes and during the time when the person is called;
(f) A person appointed by a mayor pursuant to section 737.01 of the Revised Code as a special patrolling officer during riot or emergency, for the purposes and during the time when the person is appointed;
(g) A member of the organized militia of this state or the armed forces of the United States, lawfully called to duty to aid civil authorities in keeping the peace or protect against domestic violence;
(h) A prosecuting attorney, assistant prosecuting attorney, secret service officer, or municipal prosecutor;
(i) A veterans' home police officer appointed under section 5907.02 of the Revised Code;
(j) A member of a police force employed by a regional transit authority under division (Y) of section 306.35 of the Revised Code;
(k) A special police officer employed by a port authority under section 4582.04 or 4582.28 of the Revised Code;
(l) The house of representatives sergeant at arms if the house of representatives sergeant at arms has arrest authority pursuant to division (E)(1) of section 101.311 of the Revised Code and an assistant house of representatives sergeant at arms;
(m) The senate sergeant at arms and an assistant senate sergeant at arms;
(n) A special police officer employed by a municipal corporation at a municipal airport, or other municipal air navigation facility, that has scheduled operations, as defined in section 119.3 of Title 14 of the Code of Federal Regulations, 14 C.F.R. 119.3, as amended, and that is required to be under a security program and is governed by aviation security rules of the transportation security administration of the United States department of transportation as provided in Parts 1542. and 1544. of Title 49 of the Code of Federal Regulations, as amended.
2:47 - Bob accuses the pope of not taking the troubles of a man in a trailer into Ohio into account when he makes pronouncements.
4:13 - Bob struggles to pronounce "premeditate" and stops reading his bible verse in embarrassment.
11:30 - "I placed you under arrest, which was LEGALLY BINDING. I don't have to be there to place you under arrest." Threatens to send in the DETECTIVES! To send in the POLICE! Because of his power.
15:00 - What is he saying at this point? Can anyone make it out? I think he's threatening to kill someone.
He was a security guard and Ohio apparently requires all guards to go through a state-certified training course. He thinks that makes him special.
Emaiceo Lindsay, aka Clayton Latoya, is a young man with an unhealthy interest in Dr. Blob.
My notes say this is a top-quality video, and I don't want to spoil anything.
Reposted/cued for convenience
I have light notes on this one- I've skipped a part where he mentions looking into appearing on the TV show, "The Internet Ruined My Life."
EL/CL ostensibly has wealthy parents and a $5k/week allowance. He probably tried to tempt Pastor Pork with the sin of avarice and greed, in a classic case of the Spanish Prisoner (aka Nigerian Prince Scheme). I'm guessing it was, "Make a video for me, and I'll send you $100." Or at least, that's where it was headed.
I find it really interesting that he's uploaded hundreds of videos to YT, but it's not out of loneliness or narcissism. He certainly doesn't seem interested in actually doing the heavy lifting of being a Reverend, he just likes the part where you're obligated to listen to him speak.
He doesn't want to be a shepherd of men. He wants to be the sheep-dog, and kick major sheep ass before God takes a flamethrower to the flock.
Alright, heathens & she-thens, it's time for another episode of "@BOLDYSPICY! knows low-functioning burned-out schizophrenics that make more sense than Pastor Faggot."
"Seek justice! When your aging parents screen your calls because they know you want money, threaten to kill the mayor! JUSTICE WILL BE SOUGHT FOR THOSE UNDEVELOPED PICTURES OF SHIT IN MY YARD"
This guy is such a dingbat. A marriage license is needed to get married. A marriage certificate is proof of the union. Not that it matters, because he has neither certificate nor license.
IF YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED YOU NEED A LICENSE PERIOD
I KNOW WHAT MISCEGENATION MEANS YOU DUMBFUCK
WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB GODDAMN
"So then, whoever eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of sinning against the body & blood of the Lord."
That means you, Bob. People who have committed mortal sin can't take communion anyway, numbnuts.
"PAYING TAXES FOR MY SOCIAL SECURITY ISN'T ENOUGH. YOU NEED TO GIVE ME MORE SHIT BECAUSE GOD SAID SO."
I seriously have no idea what this book is supposed to be about, so I looked it up.
that doesn't tell me anything
So if you slut it up & also praise false gods, then. . .you'll probably get thrown out a window & eaten by dogs I guess
WATCH OUT PASTOR FAGGOT YOU'RE GONNA GET FED TO THE DOGS
Going by the reviews for the book, it seems like it's just a bunch of Fundie conspiracy theory nonsense. Probably "don't trust anybody" shit that just feeds Blob's persecution complex.
"I highly recommend this book to those that have had a snake creep into their homes under the name of Preacher, Reverend, etc."
THE TRUTH HAS NO RESPECTIVE OF A PERSON WHAT YOU ONCE THOUGHT IS NO LONGER A THOUGHT
lol
The end is near. Jesus "gave a hint" about it. "There will be famines (lack of bacon), diseases (diabeetus & CELL-U-ITIS), & earthquakes in various places (like when Rene falls out of her armchair." Also false prophets. "For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Messiah,' & will deceive many."
Luckily for Jesus, Bob's too incompetent to deceive anyone into thinking he's the Chosen One.
I read this over & over until I got a headache. I'm really not sure what Bob's driving at here.
luckily our hero is here to give his two cents
"Don't just take the word of a preacher as the gospel." No, let Pastor Faggot tell you what the gospel means instead.
Bob is so "in toon" with God that God grants him prophetic dreams. You know, like a certain Chrissun Weslon Channler.
WHY ARE YOU CONDAMING ME
This whole post is solid gold.
"People won't give me the stuff I deserve! THAT'S SO SELFISH OF THEM"
Bob also NEEDS digital cable.
The doctor wouldn't repair Rene's glasses because Bob didn't have the money to fix them. WHY COULDN'T THE DOCTOR JUST EAT THE COST LIKE A TRUE CHRISTIAN
Meanwhile, someone makes a really good point about how maybe Bob should help others before he complains about how no one helps him. Predictably, this goes right over Pastor Faggot's empty head.
"I AM NOT LAZY. I HAVE A BIRTH DEFECT. WATCH MY VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE."
"I HAVE A JOB. PREACHING THE TRUTH IS MY JOB."
Blob starts typing in third person?
"WHEN YOU QUOTE A BIBLE VERSE THAT IS TALKING ABOUT LAZY WORKERS YOU ARE CALLING ME & OTHERS LAZY."
Does Pastor faggot turn off spellcheck and autocorrect? I'd imagine all the red lines on the screen after typing his rants would look like someone bled all over the monitor.
Does Pastor faggot turn off spellcheck and autocorrect? I'd imagine all the red lines on the screen after typing his rants would look like someone bled all over the monitor.
Alright, heathens & she-thens, it's time for another episode of "@BOLDYSPICY! knows low-functioning burned-out schizophrenics that make more sense than Pastor Faggot."
Just to add to what was already said, he posted on Facebook about the glasses as well. All they did was tape them. He TOLD them he was an ordained minister. How dare they not care.
He's posted on Facebook a couple of times about different prophecies. The first one was I believe was the exact same post from his ministry page, but he also posted about receiving an email from Jim Bakker. He apparently e-mailed him with a whole bunch of his "prophecies". My favorite is when he dreamt that something was happening on the news and something was actually happening on the news. HOLY SHIT.
I also quite enjoyed his post about how God is a jealous God who kills people to get our attention and make a point.
Hey, @BOLDYSPICY! - since you're the Christian authority in our group, can you make any sense out of this stuff? Both of these posts talk about the rapture. Is that diagram something he did himself? Does it make any sense?