I Caught A Shitlord This Big: The Tall Tales Of Tumblr - And that thread... was Albert Einstein.

[The Lizard Queen]

I'm not sure what's more alarming, the fact that all those people believed this and liked/reblogged it, or the fact that OP had no problem explaining their delusions to a random stranger

Spoiler: big image probably

To be honest, I've met a number of older people that think this way. This story could very well be true. Possibly the only true story in this whole thread.

Back in the day though, they never called it "otherkin." It was all about "spirit animals" and usually involved a whole lot of LSD.
If you want to meet these people, take a trip to Sedona AZ. There's a 70 year old wolf lady who owns a shop in the Tlaquepaque mall there... Next to another lady who likes horses... really really really likes horses...
Sexually.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

To be honest, I've met a number of older people that think this way. This story could very well be true. Possibly the only true story in this whole thread.

Back in the day though, they never called it "otherkin." It was all about "spirit animals" and usually involved a whole lot of LSD.
If you want to meet these people, take a trip to Sedona AZ. There's a 70 year old wolf lady who owns a shop in the Tlaquepaque mall there... Next to another lady who likes horses... really really really likes horses...
Sexually.

I usually encounter people like that who are hippies. Just flat-out blazed-the-day-away hippies who thrived in the 70s that never ended to them. That tends to explain more than I care to ask about...

Spoiler: An easy way to lose your Pepsi

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If I was that guy, I would've dumped the pepsi onto her.
Wait, it's obviously not true, though. Nobody clapped...

 

[BF 388]

Spoiler: An easy way to lose your Pepsi

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And did you get consent from the floor before almost lying down on it? #rapeculture

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Holla at my peeps

Spoiler: Falling for you

Spoiler: Well, Owl be!

EDIT: Agh, I must've been ninja'd on one of my posts.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Spoiler: Holla at my peeps

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Tumblrina left out the rest of the conversation:

Lady A: It was hard to miss! He was playing with it while he listened to you peeing!
Lady B: HE WHAT

Spoiler: Falling for you

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Typical of Tumblrinas. Rather than helping someone else, they'd rather all just lie on the floor and join in the victim status.

Spoiler: Well, Owl be!

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Okay, that's just hilarious.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Bang the tampon-rine

I'd bet at most guys would just give themselves (and the Tumblrina responsible) a "dude WTF" look and just turn around and resume their business, if not ask someone if they can move to another seat (who'd blame them?). Teachers/bus aides must be scarce in that universe, too.

 

[IvanaHumpalot]

Spoiler: Bang the tampon-rine

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I'd bet at most guys would just give themselves (and the Tumblrina responsible) a "dude WTF" look and just turn around and resume their business, if not ask someone if they can move to another seat (who'd blame them?). Teachers/bus aides must be scarce in that universe, too.

Holy shit, I saw used pad few days ago in public bathroom when I was, ironically, changing mine and I had gag reflex, like, fucking hell it's body waste for a reason. Same shit goes when I see used condom thrown somewhere randomly.

IT'S BIOHAZARD FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Yeah if someone threw anything at me covered with any bodily fluid, I would react with horror. Your period blood-covered tampon is gross as shit. So is your spit-covered gum or your snot-infused tissue.

EDIT: Also from context it sounds like she literally just decided to, for no reason, chuck a bloody piece of disposable cloth at a group of guys sitting on the bus and minding their own business.

So awesome and empowering and totally cool

 

[Tresh]

Holy shit, I saw used pad few days ago in public bathroom when I was, ironically, changing mine and I had gag reflex, like, fucking hell it's body waste for a reason. Same shit goes when I see used condom thrown somewhere randomly.

IT'S BIOHAZARD FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

it's not a biohazard! It's a symbol of beautiful femininity you traitor misogynist! The patriarchy has brainwashed you into thinking that there's anything wrong with throwing blood at people! uwu

But no, serious, I think these people were referring to clean tampons, which is still retarded and weird, (And obviously didn't happen) but not a health risk.

 

[Jaimas]

Spoiler: Bang the tampon-rine

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I'd bet at most guys would just give themselves (and the Tumblrina responsible) a "dude WTF" look and just turn around and resume their business, if not ask someone if they can move to another seat (who'd blame them?). Teachers/bus aides must be scarce in that universe, too.

The other day, I was inside the special-needs school my company does transport to and from (using the bathroom), and as I was leaving, a female staffer had a bunch of her crap fall out of her little purse that maybe could fit an old Game Boy in it. She picked it all up, but missed some of it because it rolled under the security desk nearby.

The Security guy stopped her as she was leaving. "Ma'am, you forgot your tampax and pen." She thanked him and took her misplaced belongings back.

....And that was literally it.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Oh, if it was a clean tampon, then there's another one for the "Shit That Didn't Happen" files.

 

[Smarmy]

I think the most I've ever witnessed anyone acting so dramatically towards sanitary products was in middle school when everyone was still new to puberty.

 

[IvanaHumpalot]

it's not a biohazard! It's a symbol of beautiful femininity you traitor misogynist! The patriarchy has brainwashed you into thinking that there's anything wrong with throwing blood at people! uwu

But no, serious, I think these people were referring to clean tampons, which is still retarded and weird, (And obviously didn't happen) but not a health risk.

If it was clean tampon/pad it still makes them fucking retarded in my eyes. Ofc people will react if you throw shit their way.

 

[sassyma seed]

The other day, I was inside the special-needs school my company does transport to and from (using the bathroom), and as I was leaving, a female staffer had a bunch of her crap fall out of her little purse that maybe could fit an old Game Boy in it. She picked it all up, but missed some of it because it rolled under the security desk nearby.

The Security guy stopped her as she was leaving. "Ma'am, you forgot your tampax and pen." She thanked him and took her misplaced belongings back.

....And that was literally it.

We all know that wasn't it, the stress of touching that tampon later caused that man to go to therapy for his PTSD (Period Traumatic Stress Disorder)

 

[Owen Grady]

Holy shit, I saw used pad few days ago in public bathroom when I was, ironically, changing mine and I had gag reflex, like, fucking hell it's body waste for a reason. Same shit goes when I see used condom thrown somewhere randomly.

IT'S BIOHAZARD FOR A REASON YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

The writer is operating under the stereotypical assumption that men are always supposed to be enthralled by gross, disorderly shit rather than to ever be repulsed by it for any rational reason. The flawed conclusion she's attempting to make is that men are unthinking and fragile in contrast to what she believes is their supposed presupposition; that all women behave as sissies, and all men are tough, unbreakable badasses.

Yeah, "men are so fucking fragile", and yet she still cries about how "oppressed" she is under the tyranny of patriarchy.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Spoiler: Bang the tampon-rine

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I'd bet at most guys would just give themselves (and the Tumblrina responsible) a "dude WTF" look and just turn around and resume their business, if not ask someone if they can move to another seat (who'd blame them?). Teachers/bus aides must be scarce in that universe, too.

The other day, I saw a bunch of people walking their dogs, just reveling in how much society loves dogs, so I threw a bag of cat shit at them. And wouldn't you know it, they freaked out!

The obvious conclusion is that dog owners are just too fragile to accept the existence of other kinds of pets.

(Unless the original story was referring to a clean, unused tampon. Then I just threw a toy catnip mouse at them. Whatever; none of this shit actually happened.)

 

[kittie]

The other day, I saw a bunch of people walking their dogs, just reveling in how much society loves dogs, so I threw a bag of cat shit at them. And wouldn't you know it, they freaked out!

The obvious conclusion is that dog owners are just too fragile to accept the existence of other kinds of pets.

(Unless the original story was referring to a clean, unused tampon. Then I just threw a toy catnip mouse at them. Whatever; none of this shit actually happened.)

I think the story was referring to clean, unused, sanitary products. But still, most people will run away if you throw anything at them so this post is still dumb

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Bang the tampon-rine

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I'd bet at most guys would just give themselves (and the Tumblrina responsible) a "dude WTF" look and just turn around and resume their business, if not ask someone if they can move to another seat (who'd blame them?). Teachers/bus aides must be scarce in that universe, too.

See, most of those stories have another thing in common that these posters have overlooked; with the exception of the last story, the dudes involved are all teenage boys. Teenage boys are dumb as hell and I could totally picture some wigging out over a tampon being present, because they have the emotional maturity of... well, a teenage boy.

But instead of "teenage boys are dumb as hell and can't handle the idea of menstruation because they are, again, dumb as hell," the conclusion reached is that all men behave this way, presumably even married men with teenage daughters.

The mind boggles.

 

[neverendingmidi]

To be fair, (powerlevel) when I was in the military I had a supervisor try to police my potty breaks during that time of the month. I explained what was going on and told them I'd be happy to go into details, and was practically thrown from the room and no further questions were asked(powerlevel).

TL;DR depending on the guy, stupidity can last until their 30s.

 

[Meowthkip]