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[Boopims]

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The fuck is the guano tab? Deleted tweets? Wrong think?

 

[Argrabius]

Spoiler: Document text

13. But there existed a level beyond official ticketing, beyond the rank-and-file moderators following the company’s policy on paper. That is the “Site Integrity Policy, Policy Escalation Support,” known as “SIP-PES.”

14. This secret group included Head of Legal, Policy, and Trust (Vijaya Gadde), the Global Head of Trust & Safety (Yoel Roth), subsequent CEOs Jack Dorsey and Parag Agrawal, and others.

15. This is where the biggest, most politically sensitive decisions got made. “Think high follower account, controversial,” another Twitter employee told us. For these “there would be no ticket or anything.”

Twitter having a literal cabal pulling the strings is not surprising

 

[AnOminous]

Spoiler: Document text

13. But there existed a level beyond official ticketing, beyond the rank-and-file moderators following the company’s policy on paper. That is the “Site Integrity Policy, Policy Escalation Support,” known as “SIP-PES.”

14. This secret group included Head of Legal, Policy, and Trust (Vijaya Gadde), the Global Head of Trust & Safety (Yoel Roth), subsequent CEOs Jack Dorsey and Parag Agrawal, and others.

15. This is where the biggest, most politically sensitive decisions got made. “Think high follower account, controversial,” another Twitter employee told us. For these “there would be no ticket or anything.”

Twitter having a literal cabal pulling the strings is not surprising

And just like the Nazis, they kept meticulous records of every fucked-up thing they did, because obviously they were on the right side of history.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

And just like the Nazis, they kept meticulous records of every fucked-up thing they did, because obviously they were on the right side of history.

wait, so they didn't keep meticulous records? or they weren't doing fucked up things?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I'm almost as excited for KANYE 2024 as I was for KONY 2012.

 

[AnOminous]

wait, so they didn't keep meticulous records? or they weren't doing fucked up things?

They thought what they were doing was so obviously good that history would look back on them and obviously approve of their absolute righteousness.

Even though they're obviously a bunch of bitches.

 

[SBG]

The fuck is the guano tab? Deleted tweets? Wrong think?

Well guano is the shit of seabirds and bats, so I'd guess it's a bird pun for deleted tweets.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

That's the last straw. All the bots or socks disparaging or resisting the changes to Twitter, I'm just going to assume are a glow in the dark bot or person.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

That's the last straw. All the bots or socks disparaging or resisting the changes to Twitter, I'm just going to assume are a glow in the dark bot or person.

This is arguably worse but I think most of em are probably just fags following their nature. Not that they're literally gay, necessarily, just faggots y'know? We need a quip for this like a counterweight to the "assume cockup before conspiracy" one. Faggot before robbot? Bugman before botnet? Slow-in-the-mind before glow-in-the-dark?

 

[Borax Bozo]

I think that amnesty is being slowly rolled out. I suspect that long-zapped accounts have had their associated data trimmed in the 'live' Twitter DB, and taking them back online involves some data recovery/resurrection work. I'm seeing long-banned accounts come back, but in a trickle every few days, not all at once.

OK there definitely is some sort of amnesty going on. I've just seen some much spicier accounts come back, including:

• Woke Capital (Archive of corporate horrors) - https://twitter.com/WokeCapital
• Bronze Age Pervert (author of Vitalist Right tract "Bronze Age Mindset") - https://twitter.com/bronzeagemantis
• MedGold (of "We Need To Increase The Fuck Rate" and other writings) - https://twitter.com/_MedGold
• Roko (of "Roko's Basilisk" thought experiment madness) - https://twitter.com/RokoMijic

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Actually, just had a thought. You know how when Tumblr died all the degens moves to Twitter? Well, I wager a lot of people who have left political ideologies but also have a good work ethic are gunning for Goggle, specifically YouTube.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Lmao they just confirmed that Twitter straight up lied about not shadow banning and specifically targeted right-leaning accounts even if they broke no rules

Honestly pretty impressed with how much this is shitting on previous staff

They will, as always, instantly switch from „you’re a schizo conspiracy theory peddling fascist“ to „uh yeah we always knew and it’s no big deal/a good thing“.

Should already exist one or two opeds about this by now.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

The government is the enemy of the people. Say what you want about Elon Musk, but the unraveling would never have happened under anyone else’s watch.

It’s not the government. It’s some people in government, some people in finance, some people in control at big tech… and many of them have something in common.

 

[Halmaz]

It’s some people in government, some people in finance, some people in control at big tech…

Gee, I wonder who these (((people))) might be?

and many of them have something in common.

Gee, I'm curious what (((they))) might have in common?

 

[teriyakiburns]

This is arguably worse but I think most of em are probably just fags following their nature. Not that they're literally gay, necessarily, just faggots y'know? We need a quip for this like a counterweight to the "assume cockup before conspiracy" one. Faggot before robbot? Bugman before botnet? Slow-in-the-mind before glow-in-the-dark?

Never ascribe to glowniggery that which can be explained by sucking dick for cock.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Never ascribe to glowniggery that which can be explained by sucking dick for cock.

Except for the ones sucking cock for dick.

Those ones are okay.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

This would deserve an "optimist" "rating" or "sticker," but of course the Farms are so much better and twitter is not nearly as cool.

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Clearly it means they've reconciled with Truth Social and Trump will be back on Twitter any day now.

Edit (because I remembered which part of the Farms I am in) this is exceedingly sarcastic. Time was I would have hoped the "clearly" would have made that obvious.

 

[tehpope]

https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/1601007575633305600
Here’s the link. I won’t be able to archive soon so I hope someone can cover. For anyone complaining about the format, keep in mind that if the files were just dumped somewhere the media would just ignore it. By dragging it out, the media is still going to ignore it, but at least everyone will see the media continually ignoring it while each piece slowly drops. This is death by a thousand cuts, not a hanging.

https://archive.vn/itkKy

https://archive.ph/ZVjIh

Threadreaderapp and nitter archive. Both has the full thread.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

From the PhD dissertation of Yoel Roth, the former Head of Trust & Safety at Twitter (image from this tweet, full dissertation here):View attachment 4034796

"Strict, top-down controls" are bad, but only when they play into "child safety narratives" and restrict the inclusion of kids into the "queer social landscape."

Weird......

I thought Groomers was a right wing conspiracy theory

 

[SBG]

Trying to interpret this, but sounds like when the buyout talk started Twitter lost some engineers involved with going after child porn and didn't prioritize doing much about it.

Appreciate anything like this that helps drag Jack's name through the mud.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1601341445700403200