Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

Which duo is the King and Queen of the Sektur?

  • Ethan and Cleo.

    Votes: 144 29.1%
  • Adam (Godwinson) and Elaine.

    Votes: 68 13.7%
  • Ashtonne and Tardski.

    Votes: 283 57.2%

  • Total voters
    495
Things to work for the future, try to iron out audio issues before streaming. Persip did okay is an OBS slave but needs to improve. You guys need to work on the flow, try to pay attention to each other so that you aren't talking over each other. It'll help stream line the show and make it a little less chaotic.
1) Shouldn't be a regular thing, or it'd become Kino Casino 2. Was nice as a shocking twist.

2) I'm pretty sure Godwinson is the Trickster God of Chaos, so I dont think he'd want less chaos.

I'm pretty sure they're still a little fucked up. But if he didn't have surgery right away, it would've been so much worse.

Ralph's brain wasn't the best to begin with. Then you add in decades of drug and alcohol abuse and the Portugal beating....nothing can put that back together. But I do think watching Andy get knocked out helped Ralph let go of a lot of anger and he seems to be a lot more entertaining now. Casino bros eternally BTFO.
Ralph's biggest mistake was not taking the offer to do the match against Warski. Remember that Warski used to hide in bathrooms crying in fear of Ralph. Ralph bought into Warski's hype out of fear, but I think Ralph could've taken Warski. If it was Ralph, most hated man on the internet, who humiliated and beat Warski, instead of some guy most Farmers and people in the Sektur didn't know, I think Warski woulda killed himself, considering how he almost drank himself to death and threatened to just from his loss to Salt Papi. And if Ralph lost, well, it wouldn't have even been top 5 of most humiliating things to happen to Ralph just this year.

I think PPP is too much of a pussy to even mention Godwinson. I bet if Ralph started streaming together with Godwinson he would never again be mentioned on the Kino Casino.
Godwinson brought on PPP's greatest enemy.

Clearly there's only one way for PPP to respond and retaliate:

Meghan Markle as third chair on Kino Casino.
 
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I hope Null at least considers featuring this. No Ralph November is over, and this plot twist was on nobody's bingo card.

I think PPP is too much of a pussy to even mention Godwinson. I bet if Ralph started streaming together with Godwinson he would never again be mentioned on the Kino Casino.
Godwinson has his faults, but he's got a considerable advantage over PPP in that he's actually funny a lot of the time with his alogging. Watching Kino Casino is usually like watching a far more obnoxious version of Dumb and Dumber.

If PPP and Godwinson go to war over this, my money is on Godwinson.
 
I hope Null at least considers featuring this.
Someone said they think Null doesn't wanna burn bridges with a potentially useful resource: someone familiar with the law who doesn't consider Null too radiactive to go near. But he should consider that Rackets is famous for... helping Vic lose his case via Beard's hilarious incompetance and being too drunk to file shit on time, several times. But they sure did grift that Go Fund Me or whatever and promote themselves.

Godwinson has his faults, but he's got a considerable advantage over PPP in that he's actually funny a lot of the time with his alogging. Watching Kino Casino is usually like watching a far more obnoxious version of Dumb and Dumber.
Godwinson has the advantage of being on the attack, and having nothing to defend or lose. Godwinson is doing his streams to troll and attack and have fun. Not only is he funny, but he's shaking things up and making things interesting.

PPP does his streams because he has to, because he's a NEET with no friends or family who dont hate him now, and grifting is his only way to pay rent cause he's a lazy retard who cant function in the real world.

If Godwinson doesn't have material, he just disappears, going out on a high note and leaving everyone wanting more, like a Legend. If PPP doesn't have material, he still sticks his ass out there and spreads. Artists who do it out of passion, only when inspired, will always be better than the factory worker showing up to print "art" for their 9 to 5.
 
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Anyone get the feeling that Godwinson is going full on no half measures to provide PPP with the ultimate sink or swim moment? Because if PPP runs away from this one, he’s truly the most bitchmade faggot in the sektur who has given it all up for a decaying show with AndyWarski instead of being the fiery preacher he used to be.

I still remember the video he made when Ralph announced his divorce. I want that PPP back. The PPP that filled with righteous indignation for a man that was going to eternally burn in Hell for abandoning his marriage. We’ll see now if that PPP is still alive in there or if he’s truly been subsumed by the gluttunous flesh he’s packed on with the spoils of grifting.
 
Anyone get the feeling that Godwinson is going full on no half measures to provide PPP with the ultimate sink or swim moment? Because if PPP runs away from this one, he’s truly the most bitchmade faggot in the sektur who has given it all up for a decaying show with AndyWarski instead of being the fiery preacher he used to be.

I still remember the video he made when Ralph announced his divorce. I want that PPP back. The PPP that filled with righteous indignation for a man that was going to eternally burn in Hell for abandoning his marriage. We’ll see now if that PPP is still alive in there or if he’s truly been subsumed by the gluttunous flesh he’s packed on with the spoils of grifting.
If PPP doesn't cover it, he truly is the most bitchmade nigga around, and he probably won't cover it, maybe he will make a comment about it and talk for a few minutes but he won't go to war over it, which I assume is why Godwinson did it, so its would light a fire under PPP's fat ass. Bless Godwinson for trying to bring us a kino flame war for Christmas but sadly I just don't think PPP is up to it anymore, much easier to call fuentes gay and say "WHOA BUDDY" whenever some retard donates 30 dollars.
 
The PPP that filled with righteous indignation for a man that was going to eternally burn in Hell for abandoning his marriage.
What's PPP have to be righteous about though? He's a total hypocrite, and the person most deserving to go to hell is PPP's own co-host.

Bless Godwinson for trying to bring us a kino flame war for Christmas but sadly I just don't think PPP is up to it anymore, much easier to call fuentes gay and say "WHOA BUDDY" whenever some retard donates 30 dollars.
It is what it is...
 
If PPP doesn't cover it, he truly is the most bitchmade nigga around, and he probably won't cover it, maybe he will make a comment about it and talk for a few minutes but he won't go to war over it, which I assume is why Godwinson did it, so its would light a fire under PPP's fat ass. Bless Godwinson for trying to bring us a kino flame war for Christmas but sadly I just don't think PPP is up to it anymore, much easier to call fuentes gay and say "WHOA BUDDY" whenever some retard donates 30 dollars.
I think that if it's covered it'll be a few minutes of:

Ashton:
"Looks like Godwinson's desperate there, folks, trying to get the attention of the Big Dawg, mad that me and Andy are making money. It is what it is. You hate to see it there, folks!"

With a classic Tardski line of something like:
"Yeah, it's p-p-prett-tt-tt-y crazy. F-f-f-fagwinson's pretty desperate there, eh buddy... WOOOOOOAH, A-A-ASHTON, METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR ONE-HUNDRED DOLLARS!"

Ashton:
"ONE-HUNDRED DOLLARS THERE, FOLKS! *does a half-hearted dab* CASINO STAYS WINNING, EVERY DONO MAKES RALPH AND GODWINSON SEEEEETHE THERE, FOLKS! F-F-F-FELTEEEEEEED! 🎵 I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER COME DOWN 🎵"

Tardski:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BUDDDDDYYYY! AHHHHHHH, AHSTON, NO, ASHTON, WAIT, AHHHHHHH, THIS IS SOOOOOOOO CRAZY!"
 
This one is hilarious, coming from Gator. He's basically criticizing Godwinson for NOT being slavishly loyal to any of his co-hosts.

Unlike Gator, who stuck it out with Ralph to the point people were beginning to wonder if he was brain damaged.

I don't think Gator actually learned the most important lesson from his time with Ralph.
 
This one is hilarious, coming from Gator. He's basically criticizing Godwinson for NOT being slavishly loyal to any of his co-hosts.

Unlike Gator, who stuck it out with Ralph to the point people were beginning to wonder if he was brain damaged.

I don't think Gator actually learned the most important lesson from his time with Ralph.
Of course Gator hasn't learned his lesson he is still loyal to a fault to both Rand and Fagmenco.
 
Of course Gator hasn't learned his lesson he is still loyal to a fault to both Rand and Fagmenco.
Gator would still be be sucking Ralph's dick and would have been this whole time, if Ralph didn't disown him. Its like a Nazi switching side AFTER Hitler died. You dont get to claim to be a conscienscious objector after a certain point. Hell, Cuckieda guntguarded until Ralph completely turned on him.

Also, Rand the drunk NEET wife beater who thought donating to Ralph and Andy instead of taking care of his family was "saving teh hwite race" and Fagmenco the pedo. Us decent people can make fun of Ralph, but those bottomfeeders looking to trollshield aren't in any position to be throwing stones.
 
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I said once that there's a formula to dealing with downfall in this sektur, where if someone disappears for a long time and then comes back to join in attacking whoever the current Harvest target is, that all sins basicall get forgiven/forgotten. No Ralph November may have been a month, but in Sektur/KF time 30 days is 30 years.
Wait, you're telling me that Internet autists with the attention span of a gerbil are eager to act like wild animals and will seize on any next opportunity given to them, sometimes even going as far as to cannibalise their own? Say it isn't so.

That said, who is letting Ralph off the hook? A truce is a temporary ceasefire.
 
Forming an alliance with the bifurcated guntskin noble to slay the ogre of ontario was a hilarious concept, but they didn't have much chemistry as a trio. Would've probably been better without Asa since he seems out of his depth in these kinds of sekturrrr crossovers.

Wait, you're telling me that Internet autists with the attention span of a gerbil are eager to act like wild animals and will seize on any next opportunity given to them, sometimes even going as far as to cannibalise their own? Say it isn't so.

That said, who is letting Ralph off the hook? A truce is a temporary ceasefire.
They're all just dancing retard monkeys here for our entertainment so it doesn't matter who's on the hook or off it at any given moment.
 
They're all just dancing retard monkeys here for our entertainment so it doesn't matter who's on the hook or off it at any given moment.
Sounds to me that Fedi isn't taking the new developments so well then.
 
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