Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Heavy Duty Boots]

Keffals segment from the latest MATI:

Mad at the Internet (December 9th, 2022)

https://madattheinternet.com/2022/12/09/2022-retrospect/

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I fell off the Keffals train a few months ago, so maybe this is common knowledge now...
but why TF are his moobs so big in the clip Null showed? Is that a breastplate? Did he get implants? What the hell happened?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I fell off the Keffals train a few months ago, so maybe this is common knowledge now...
but why TF are his moobs so big in the clip Null showed? Is that a breastplate? Did he get implants? What the hell happened?

It's a line he drew on himself lmao, he could fake better breasts with a folded pillow.

 

[Strangolapreti]

this person has to be /ourgenderblob, this is too on the nose lol
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Made some slight imrovements, I apologize if my artistic skills aren't the greatest...

 

[Something Awful]

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

Spoiler

Narrator: It was the Battle of Berlin.

Also, an illustration for my American friends who might not be familiar with the location of Stalingrad (now called Volgograd) in relation to Berlin.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

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Remember, Lucas and his fans say he is smart. It is amazing to me how Lucas was able to gain a cult following of vulnerable teenage boys. He isn't smart, he isn't attractive, he is fat as a whale, and he is as charismatic as a coma patient. Really speaks to the level of how utterly desperate and low the self esteem of Lucas's fans are.

 

[Autistic Spergout]

Remember, Lucas and his fans say he is smart. It is amazing to me how Lucas was able to gain a cult following of vulnerable teenage boys. He isn't smart, he isn't attractive, he is fat as a whale, and he is as charismatic as a coma patient. Really speaks to the level of how utterly desperate and low the self esteem of Lucas's fans are.

Lucas is the only person on twitch that has made me think that anyone can become a full time streamer he's just that boring

 

[Neko GF]

Remember, Lucas and his fans say he is smart. It is amazing to me how Lucas was able to gain a cult following of vulnerable teenage boys. He isn't smart, he isn't attractive, he is fat as a whale, and he is as charismatic as a coma patient. Really speaks to the level of how utterly desperate and low the self esteem of Lucas's fans are.

The only people who could like Lucas are other people who are incredibly similar to Lucas. Obnoxious tranny losers who need internet points to try and convince themselves that they're smart & charismatic.

Sad really.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

The only people who could like Lucas are other people who are incredibly similar to Lucas. Obnoxious tranny losers who need internet points to try and convince themselves that they're smart & charismatic.

Sad really.

Seeing our boy Lucas after his hiatus and the absolute state of him. wow

He's speedrunning the Ethan Klein path of ballooning weight gain and prescription medication abuse.

I present the Lucas Roberts Drama Response Starter Kit (credit to @SilenceIsViolence )

1. It was a joke/double down
2. Get a week vacation from Youtube Twitch
3. Sarcastic Apology
4. Post 'edgy' takes / jokes about the situation
5. Deflect to anti-Trans rhetoric
6. Get into twitter war / 'ratio' random commenter (we are here)
7. Pretend it never happened once shitty streaming resumes



Seriously tho, it is a bit concerning to see him in this state. He's such a mess. I wonder if those acolytes that propped him up as the face of #DropKiwifarms are regretting their choice of leader?

 

[Strangolapreti]

The only people who could like Lucas are other people who are incredibly similar to Lucas. Obnoxious tranny losers who need internet points to try and convince themselves that they're smart & charismatic.

Sad really.

I think you are wrong, I can imagine a lot of people that could appreciate Keffals:
Deaf coomers that can't stop looking at exposed bmoobs or have eye problems, cuckholds trying to convince themselves that you can let someone impregnate your wife and still have a successful life, ugly bastard hentai readers, zoophiles with a dedicated KF thread, CCP authorities looking for a way to justify them locking away hormones, North Korea prisoners for the first 5 minutes, wondering why they stopped with the chinese water torture, Dreamworks haters that liked more the Original Shrek design...
The list is long...

 

[Kees H]

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

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Spoiler

Narrator: It was the Battle of Berlin.

Also, an illustration for my American friends who might not be familiar with the location of Stalingrad (now called Volgograd) in relation to Berlin.

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This is your brain on HRT... Lucas, please stop doing drugs and do lolcow'y shit again, you are getting boring as fuck my nigga.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Have a pair of ovaries and family members have guns, so here are my 2 cents:

Lucas would have to pass the safety course and fill out said RCMP firearm license to get a NON-restricted firearm. Basically most hunting rifles or shotguns. If he wanted a handgun or semi-automatic rifle/shotgun he'd have to get a restricted firearms license which is quite a bit harder to get and has way more oversight. You can only own a restricted firearm for collections, target practice, or competition shooting.
I'd wager he has a non-restricted license cause of that dinky little rifle he has, and because it's easier to get. The safety course is generally 125-175 dollars to take, so the grift money was probably used for that. The restricted license course is more expensive, but idk how much it is. You need to have an 80% average on the non-practical portion and pass the practical portion. You then need to apply for the license (fill out the RCMP forum), pay the fee, mail it, and wait for it to be processed, which takes at least over a month. I find the RCMP fill-in and mail thing a little concerning because he doesn't have to explain to someone face-to-face why he wants a gun. He just has to fill in the form. Wouldn't be surprised if the shmuck who has to approve licenses approved him just to avoid any hassle tbh.
He'd also have to buy it. Based on the gun he has he probably just went to Cabella's or some shit. They carry some hunting rifles, and I can't see Lucas fitting in at the few actual gun shops around (at least where I live).

Bullshit laws like that make me appreciate the 2nd Ammendment.
Maybe if Lucas's Dad had gotten him into 3 gun or hunting instead of paying to have his sons dick chopped off Lucas wouldn't be the amphetamine addled eunuch wreck he is now. He looked like he was enjoying his greasy ass self at the range, pity he's stuck in Leafland, where they make it easier for kids to cut off their cocks than adults can get firearms.

Saying that as much as I'm pro 2nd, unstable troons with firearms are always an "IT'S MA'AM" incident away from a tragedy, so maybe its for the best.

 

[Ghjkl63]

has this retard learned basic OPSEC yet or is it still tweeting it's location then being shocked trolls are sending pizzas?

 

[Procrastinhater]

As far as I know, the maximum capacity for semi-automatic rifles is 5 cartridges. There are a few exceptions though, and I also don't own any firearms so I could be wrong about the maximum in this case.

Seriously lol? A fucking 5 round max capacity? Probably a fixed magazine too, jfc thats even worse than California.
I suppose it makes more sense in Canada being a seperate country, but that sort of arbitrary restriction in places like California always struck me as super retarded, but its resulted in some innovative work arounds I've seen that are pretty neat to own if you're a collector. I have a buddy who has a collection of specifically oddly designed firearms that were made to get around some of the more weird and nonsensical restrictions.

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

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Spoiler

Narrator: It was the Battle of Berlin.

Also, an illustration for my American friends who might not be familiar with the location of Stalingrad (now called Volgograd) in relation to Berlin.

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It physically pains me how people can be so fucking stupid. People like Lucas, Yogurt, and that Enny freak would likely suffocate if their body didn't breath automatically.
Its a miracle they can walk and talk at the same time tbh, although in our boy Lucas's case, it seems he actually has a problem doing that at times.
I'm not a history professor but do they not teach this shit in school anymore, because I distinctly remember spending a whole week on WWII in High School, I guess they swapped those classes out for more time for gender study bullshit these days.
Our civilization is so fucked lol.
I'm starting to think maybe being taken over by Islam wouldn't be so bad, but I like bacon sandwiches too much, so I guess I'll eventually have to run off to the woods like Uncle Ted.

 

[Punished Neco]

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

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Also yeah, I'm now going to have to agree with others, Keffals has noticeably put on weight, this outfit makes it a lot more obvious. Also that shirt feels like something his doppelganger Jadyn would wear who I'm now posting for comparison as they were usually considered to be like Keffals but heavier, the weight difference has disappeared. Jadyn has better hygiene and actually washes their hair though, not dry shampoo like Keffals swears by.

Maybe if Lucas's Dad had gotten him into 3 gun or hunting instead of paying to have his sons dick chopped off Lucas wouldn't be the amphetamine addled eunuch wreck he is now

I'm split on whether that would've resulted in their drug overdose suicide attempt become a firearm involved suicide attempt actually.

has this retard learned basic OPSEC yet or is it still tweeting it's location then being shocked trolls are sending pizzas?

Keffals tried but had a few slip ups with the Japanese blind not being pulled out the entire way etc. So no, not really.
Those baseboards with the 3 tiered molding are also quite unique.
Hell, other identical apartments are still listed for rental.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

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Spoiler

Narrator: It was the Battle of Berlin.

Also, an illustration for my American friends who might not be familiar with the location of Stalingrad (now called Volgograd) in relation to Berlin.

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Keffals is fucking retarded, not a surprise (OK, I'll admit that I was a little surprised that he was this retarded), but isn't Ennie a major Wikipedia editor of some note? I don't expect Wikipedia editors to know everything, but I do at least expect them to know that the battle to capture Berlin was The Battle of Berlin, or to at least know it wasn't The Battle of Stalingrad.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Saying that as much as I'm pro 2nd, unstable conservatives with firearms are always an incel incident away from a tragedy, so maybe its for the best.

Trannies and 2a nuts are two in the same. I've never understood the logic with these kinda statements. People are crazy obviously guns don't just go kill people. But at some point you gotta realize your not exactly doing children any favors. Keffals and co may very well wanna abuse children. But the score like 1000-1 when it comes to 2a nuts vs kids and troons vs kids. Again not saying there's anything wrong with guns but it's crazy to sit here, in this thread ecscpailly and pretend like that guns regardless of whose hands there in dont pose a greater risk to school aged children that trannies ever will. As unfortunate as that may be for some to hear in America it's the reality.


400+ kids under the age of 10 have been killed this year alone by guns. 1500+ under 18. Troons aren't abusing kids in those numbers. Idk It's very contradictory. Your line of thinking is fine tho for the most part. Your right that maybe people like keffals shouldn't have firearms.
It's just at some point you gotta realize what you advocate for unintentianly or not Kills kids. The same way what she advocates for, abuses kids.

If you argue that not all 2a proponents are that way.

Why the fuck couldn't the troons do the same with their advocacy?

2 sides of the same shit coin.

 

[lrresistable]

1. It was a joke/double down
2. Get a week vacation from Youtube Twitch
3. Sarcastic Apology
4. Post 'edgy' takes / jokes about the situation
5. Deflect to anti-Trans rhetoric
6. Get into twitter war / 'ratio' random commenter (we are here)
7. Pretend it never happened once shitty streaming resumes

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Not checked on the thread in a while. I'm assuming this interview fell through? There's no way in hell i'd allow myself to get buckbroken by 80 IQ (Keffals POV, 99% likely outcome) so I assume work was done to stop it going forward.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Keffals is fucking retarded, not a surprise (OK, I'll admit that I was a little surprised that he was this retarded), but isn't Ennie a major Wikipedia editor of some note? I don't expect Wikipedia editors to know everything, but I do at least expect them to know that the battle to capture Berlin was The Battle of Berlin, or to at least know it wasn't The Battle of Stalingrad.

Enny was one of the losers trying to edit Destiny's wiki page using the Keffals puff pieces. I don't think he's a notable editor, though. You may be thinking of Molly White.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Tuned in to Keffals' latest stream for a couple of minutes and heard this gem. Russia expert Keffals and his guest enny try and fail to figure out what that battle in Berlin was called where they got Hitler to kill himself. Was it the battle of... Stalingrad?

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Spoiler

Narrator: It was the Battle of Berlin.

Also, an illustration for my American friends who might not be familiar with the location of Stalingrad (now called Volgograd) in relation to Berlin.

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This is hardly esoteric historical knowledge. Most people would even know where Hitler died I imagine. Stalingrad is obviously the name of a city in the USSR, Hitler killed himself in Germany when the war moved there.

The sheer fucking stupidity of Keffals never ceases to amaze. But I wonder how much is just total and complete ignorance and how much is being totally dosed with who knows how many substances. Obviously its both, but the proportions of each is the question.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I think at the end of the day Keffals is a perfect picture of Breadtube at this day and age. Fat, tranny, rapidly losing viewers and subscribers, boring, twitter addicted, stealing tons of money from their decreasing viewership, and acting like the world needs to bend to their needs and that they’re the biggest victims.