حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

[HarveyMCR]

Nothing of value was lost

He'll be back. He's too soy filled and addicted to the quick dopamine rush of the tweets to stay off the site. Just keep an eye out for that retarded Russia map of his.

On another note, it was enjoyable hearing Null talk about people being 'ontologically evil' on today's MATI

 

[Sky King]

We shall re-establish contact one day, godspeed until then AMW, was a pleasure

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

We shall re-establish contact one day, godspeed until then AMW, was a pleasure

I don't have faceberg but I imagine he'll be dropping clues here: https://m.facebook.com/orsonzedd/

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not that anyone would read his Facebook page. He can't even get people to donate a dollar on his birthday to the charities he posted.

 

[Spunt]

Well I for one would not donate to any charity he endorsed. Even if it was The Cuddles for Sad Kittens Charity, I'd be worried that they'd be dressing the kittens up as pre-pubescent Donkey Kong characters and raping them.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Archive.ph and ghostarchive won't archive this for me, and tor isn't letting me upload images, but the last post on his Instagram on October 30th was this.

Alan-Michael White on Instagram

0 likes, 0 comments - Alan-Michael White (@orsonzedd) on Instagram

www.instagram.com

If someone can screenshot it for posterity, it's Alan Michael White once again posting a picture of a baby, this time in a skimpy cop uniform.

He just can't help being a fucking pedo.

 

[make_it_so]

Archive.ph and ghostarchive won't archive this for me, and tor isn't letting me upload images, but the last post on his Instagram on October 30th was this.

Alan-Michael White on Instagram

0 likes, 0 comments - Alan-Michael White (@orsonzedd) on Instagram

www.instagram.com

If someone can screenshot it for posterity, it's Alan Michael White once again posting a picture of a baby, this time in a skimpy cop uniform.

He just can't help being a fucking pedo.

Archived.

And I think it's more him being a smug internet progressive than being a pedo, but then again based on what we've seen on Alan's other accounts there's not much room for the benefit of doubt.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Still posting on his reddit as of a few hours ago. Made a fresh archive. https://archive.ph/ODbH6

Highlights: accusing some anime picture I didn't click on of being drawn by a pedo (Alinsky rules in effect).

Posted a thread asking for suggestions for a belt for someone with autism (lol) where he goes on about being too fat for normal belts.

Saying all government is evil, saying fascism has existed since biblical times, oh also saying monogamy is "cringe and gay". Really Alan? The only poly relationship you've ever had is in your mind, with underage anthropomorphic monkeys. I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.

Also still hanging round the pedo apologist Vaush subreddit and posting there.

He's still got that disdain for any dissenting views dripping from his
posts. He's still wrong about everything. He's also still SO FAT he's having to post threads about what belt to buy and saying he's worried because he orders it online it will be too small. He's bought elasticated trousers to hopefully mitigate this.

He's still a fat ugly pedo.

 

[make_it_so]

saying fascism has existed since biblical times

Who knew that Giovanni Gentile was an immortal?

 

[Hannibalistique]

Didn't see this mentioned in the first dozen or so pages nor in the highlights, but this is a suspiciously good match considering the accounts and their escalating activities: https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdia/p...nced-federal-prison-receipt-child-pornography
But I assume Michael Alan White wouldn't currently have the access he seems to still have to the internet, nor does the rest of his bio match up.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Didn't see this mentioned in the first dozen or so pages nor in the highlights, but this is a suspiciously good match considering the accounts and their escalating activities: https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdia/p...nced-federal-prison-receipt-child-pornography
But I assume Michael Alan White wouldn't currently have the access he seems to still have to the internet, nor does the rest of his bio match up.View attachment 4017069

Age is wrong, it's not him.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Age is wrong, it's not him.

Yeah, I saw that, I just thought it was a noteworthy coincidence that there is another underage enthusiast around with the same name(s).

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This soy nigger belongs in a museum as a monument to what went wrong in the early 2000s

 

[Dawn Pennis]

Our boy is now active on Mastodon (predictable)

 

[Vott]

Our boy is now active on Mastodon (predictable)

Donky Kong December

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Donky Kong December
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Seems like a troll to fuck with us honestly. Alan would be way too woke to say something like that is more important than Nigger Month, Women's History Month or Racebendingtober.

 

[make_it_so]

Our boy is now active on Mastodon (predictable)

Looks like either he or Mastodon.Social are blocking other instances from seeing what he's posting, probably so he doesn't get bullied by racist anime avatars.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Seems like a troll to fuck with us honestly. Alan would be way too woke to say something like that is more important than Nigger Month, Women's History Month or Racebendingtober.

It's a tough call, because eveytime I think he can't get any more stupid he does.
I'd be surprised if anyone cares enough to sock him.

 

[Sky King]

He is also active again on reddit, which leads me to believe the Mastodon account also belongs to him.


lol, surely by choice


Complaining about shit again


Offering his opinion on every single topic in existence as usual, while still living with his aging parents at 30 & is a confirmed pedophile

EDIT:

posting fiery questions on the autism subreddit

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

EDIT:

posting fiery questions on the autism subreddit

Kinda weird that where he works has a guy asking everyone to undo his pants, and their response isn't just to fire the guy. Instead they institute a no drawstring pants rule? I'm guessing all the truth isn't here. Maybe where he works/how he got the work is some outreach program for either sex offenders or retarded people. Maybe his pants kept "falling down" and that's why he has this rule. Who fucking knows. Something doesn't add up though.