Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RodgerDodger]

Just out of curiosity, if Pat were swatting himself how long would he be facing prison for if he got caught?

It's a misdemeanor in most places. Generally it's an escalating series of fines topping out around $1000. Although I have seen rare instances where the City will put you on a "do not respond" list after you have abused the system too many times. So the Patrick hunting assassins would be on easy street. For those curious our own Alpha Lolcow Jonathan 'Jessica Simpson" Yaniz has achieved 'Do Not Respond, have Police Screen First" status with the BC Fire and EMS Services.

I'm sure all these SFWA pedophiles and pederasts are thrilled Rick is helping them out by antagonizing this guy to the point he's going to be on their ass for years.

Even better. His audience is a vast army of bored True Crime Enthusiasts. They are probably the equals to our own KF Weaponized Autists in their ability to find shit out on the internet. Their forums are fascinating places. Much like here, except without so many people screaming Faggot! and Nigger!

Too bad Fatrick won't ever break the law, i would LOVE to see him in something akin to a trial. There is no way this man would not represent himself given the chance.

I do believe he is retarded enough to break the law but he is also too cucked, buck broken and lacks any semblance of balls to ever get in trouble.

I fully believe a trial with Patrick S. Tomlinson in the lead role would as entertaining as the Darrell Brooks one.

Addendum: Is he writing anything other than Tweets? I don't get where he gets money to do anything.

After watching his 3 day rant in over the top defense of the good name and homor of actual convicted motherfucking pedophiles I kinda start to wonder what ol' Pat might have stashed on his Hard Drive and browser cache? Would Fatrick molest a child? Probably not, if just because the average 3 year old could probably beat Pats ass in. But surely pictures on the internet aren't illegal...

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

After watching his 3 day rant, I kinda start to wonder what ol' Pat might have stashed on his Hard Drive and browser cache?

Five years of nigger-fart cuckold porn. That is the answer @RodgerDodger stlaker child.

 

[FinnSven]

Its just his childish cuntiness. The podcast guy wants him to disavow the pedophile so Pat can't help himself and has to dig in and refuse to do it. I don't think it's a conscious choice. Its the same compulsion that makes it impossible for him to not respond to every single troll message. I'm sure his wife, the police, his lawyer and everyone else he talks to about his atalkers has told him to just ignore them and stop responding. But he knows better than everyone else and won't listen. Its a cliche thing to say, but he actually is his own worst enemy. He's really stupid but he thinks he's really smart. He's the living embodiment of dunning-kruger.

Perhaps even the SFWA have even told him that they are unashamed pedophiles and if he doesn’t want his reputation, what’s left of it, utterly trashed he should stay out of this, ignore the trolls and pipe down on twitter.

 

[MilkThePig]

Does this guy ever act normal? I swear, he's worst than some of the most pathetic guys I have ever seen. Retard keeps picking a fight with a guy that just dared to mention his Lardness in a bad light once, as if he committed some heinous act. For all of that posturing of acting like a big, mature guy, he surely fucking acts like a spoiled kid that simply can't get no for an answer, you either kiss his ass (which nobody does, he's a zero) or you get a new enemy in the form of a terminally online manbaby on his fucking 40's with the mind of a little kid!

Fuck, he reminds me of Chris Chan with those tirades. Except Chris was hilarious with his crusades over menial horseshit, Fatrick is simply infuriating over how annoying he is, like the bloated carcass of a whale stinking up an entire town!


This retard loves to say there are people actively trying to kill him, which is false considering he's as threatening as a cockroach and more despised than one. If someone actually wanted to kill him, he would've been gone for a long while now. Instead, he's the one who fucking screams and threatens police officers when they come to do a wellness check in a civil manner, if they had sent a patrol team of crooked cops he would've probably have gotten a beating that day!

Fatrick can posture as much as he wants, his biggest enemy is himself. He's the one that ruined his relationships with his own family, his financial prospects and writing career. He's the one that made himself worthy of a thread here, and the mere fact this lardass remains relevant even as the political climate changes comes to prove that he is the one that causes his own misery. Would take him a day or two of self-reflection to realize he needs to grow up or at least learn some basic manners, instead he chooses to be one of the most despicable assholes out there!

These are all excellent points but you forgot to mention that he’s also very fat.

Please do better in future.

 

[MilkThePig]

Pat really stomped on this rake with both feet.

The force generated would be enough to cause a severe concussion (he’s obese is what I’m getting at here, folks).

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The force generated would be enough to cause a severe concussion (he’s obese is what I’m getting at here, folks).

Pat's so fat that he uses rakes as forks.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat's so fat that he uses rakes as forks.

Pat's so fat that he uses forklifts as forks.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

He suffers from obesity.

Obesity suffers from him.

 

[Ophelia]

When someone asks if you want to defend a pedophile, the answer is NO. Jfc, Pat, that’s an easy one.

Additionally, Mr. Tomlinson, you should know that watching a movie is fine and dandy, but if you’re going to remix a book you must actually read the book. I’ll expect a 5-8 page essay on A Christmas Carol by Friday, child. No meatloaf grease stains this time.

Edit: Just saw the chat log where he divided the world into Nazis or Antifa. How stupid can you get? I’m sure Patrick will continue to show us.

 

[Broadside]

There are plenty of analysts that have been bears on Tesla for a very long time. Most of their analysis revolves around the company needing government gibs to produce cars and the fact that they couldn’t make many even with them. Also, while they may have some great engineers, their raw materials purchasing department was (for a long time in my experience) run by no-nothing early twenty somethings. Getting absolutely hosed left and right. I think they have improved lately though.

Don't get me wrong, Musk himself infamously tweeted how Tesla stock is overvalued, but Pat's take on it is just mindless seething and woefully misunderstanding what the numbers actually mean in the real world. His financial takes (plagiarized, mind) are almost as amusing as his geopolitical takes

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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we all know what your wife has been fucking, child

I like that he thinks this isn't trivially easy. I'm a bit surprised Pat (I can call him that, it's okay) isn't claiming he personally Captain Kirk'd one into exploding.

 

[Meriasek]

I like that he thinks this isn't trivially easy. I'm a bit surprised Pat (I can call him that, it's okay) isn't claiming he personally Captain Kirk'd one into exploding.

Yeah, I thought the current trend was to get that AI to tell you things where it would normally throw you an error message and legal disclaimer. Like, recipe for molotov cocktail. People have been getting creative in getting answers that the thing isn't supposed to give.
Bragging that his SEO specialist wife got the thing to do its default thing is pretty 1.2 GPA.
She probably asked it "how do I kill my fat pig of a husband and get away with it?".

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It's a misdemeanor in most places. Generally it's an escalating series of fines topping out around $1000. Although I have seen rare instances where the City will put you on a "do not respond" list after you have abused the system too many times. So the Patrick hunting assassins would be on easy street. For those curious our own Alpha Lolcow Jonathan 'Jessica Simpson" Yaniz has achieved 'Do Not Respond, have Police Screen First" status with the BC Fire and EMS Services.

Specifically, Wisconsin law says in Section 256.35(10):
Any person who intentionally dials the telephone number “911" to report an emergency, knowing that the fact situation which he or she reports does not exist, shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $600 or imprisoned not more than 90 days or both for the first offense and is guilty of a Class H felony for any other offense committed within 4 years after the first offense.

This is what a woman who swatted herself 4 days in a row was charged with.

Pat may also be charged under Section 946.41 with obstructing a police officer (and not just with his incredible girth)
946.41(1) Except as provided in subs. (2m) and (2r), whoever knowingly resists or obstructs an officer while such officer is doing any act in an official capacity and with lawful authority is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor.
(2) In this section:
(a) “Obstructs" includes without limitation knowingly giving false information to the officer or knowingly placing physical evidence with intent to mislead the officer in the performance of his or her duty including the service of any summons or civil process.
(b) “Officer" means a peace officer or other public officer or public employee having the authority by virtue of the officer's or employee's office or employment to take another into custody.

Class A misdemeanor is 10K fine/9 months in jail. But I think he's in the clear for the latter since he's smart enough to not file police reports about his addiction to swatting himself. Or is he? I'm sure someone can text him and ask.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, I thought the current trend was to get that AI to tell you things where it would normally throw you an error message and legal disclaimer. Like, recipe for molotov cocktail. People have been getting creative in getting answers that the thing isn't supposed to give.
Bragging that his SEO specialist wife got the thing to do its default thing is pretty 1.2 GPA.
She probably asked it "how do I kill my fat pig of a husband and get away with it?".

Maybe she is behind the swatting, in an attempt to get rid of him?

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Specifically, Wisconsin law says in Section 256.35(10):
Any person who intentionally dials the telephone number “911" to report an emergency, knowing that the fact situation which he or she reports does not exist, shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $600 or imprisoned not more than 90 days or both for the first offense and is guilty of a Class H felony for any other offense committed within 4 years after the first offense.

This is what a woman who swatted herself 4 days in a row was charged with.

Pat may also be charged under Section 946.41 with obstructing a police officer (and not just with his incredible girth)
946.41(1) Except as provided in subs. (2m) and (2r), whoever knowingly resists or obstructs an officer while such officer is doing any act in an official capacity and with lawful authority is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor.
(2) In this section:
(a) “Obstructs" includes without limitation knowingly giving false information to the officer or knowingly placing physical evidence with intent to mislead the officer in the performance of his or her duty including the service of any summons or civil process.
(b) “Officer" means a peace officer or other public officer or public employee having the authority by virtue of the officer's or employee's office or employment to take another into custody.

Class A misdemeanor is 10K fine/9 months in jail. But I think he's in the clear for the latter since he's smart enough to not file police reports about his addiction to swatting himself. Or is he? I'm sure someone can text him and ask.

Jesus Christ. Get with the times you fucking retarded faggot lawmakers.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Pat is following in the footsteps of his beloved role model, Brianna Wu, by making an absolute clown of himself with crazy claims about Elon's secret plans to destroy earth from space.

I'm conflicted, on one hand Elon Musk is South African and having just watched Lethal Weapon 2 I wouldn't put this shit beyond him. On the other hand Patrick is fat and is most likely wrong.

I think I'll trust in Patrick being a fuckup over Mel Gibson's based observations of other races and nationalities.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Gotta love how Justin brings up a very good point, and all Fattits can say in response is: "I don't give a shit about pedophiles, I care about the STALKER CHILDREN stalking me, child." Such a good look, Pork Squeeler, now fucking pay Quasi.

I wish I could experience Pat with fresh eyes as he is today, a regular person stumbling across an exchange like this must be blown away.

He literally sounds like one of those gang-stalking nutjobs on YouTube, no matter what you say to him all he can talk about is this shadowy cabal of stalker childs who haunt his every waking moment, and if you point out how crazy he sounds he calls you a stalker child too and says you're going to prison.

 

[King Possum]

911 system misuse.txt

While this is all rather true, remember, this is Milwaukee. The same city that let Darell Brooks out on a 1000 dollar bail for running someone over, before he went on to murder 6 people at a parade last year.

They aren't going to do anything about a fat retard.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Where'd you plagiarise this analysis from, Pat? It's lowbrow, low resolution garbage regardless. Oh, other legacy manufacturers are moving to EVs? Do they have the status capital a Tesla has? Not by a long shot. Teslas will always lead the market. But why exactly do you care about $TSLA so much if you don't hold shares in it?

Here's my financial advice: every time Pat disparages a stock, buy it. Every time he praises a company, short it. Pat was insisting Musk was never going to buy Twitter, btw.
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You are not going to magically turn your luck around and become CNN's next pundit by rage tweeting, Piggy. You are going to be exposed and mentioned on a popular true crime podcast as a pedophile defender and there is nothing you can do about it.

$TWTR isn't listed on the stock market anymore. It's privately owned; $53.70 was its last price before it was delisted. Fatass here knows nothing about the stock market.

The pepperoni market, on the other hand...

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Oh man what a ride! I’ve been listening to Obscura for ages. It’s a good podcast if you like true crime. It seems a atalker messaged Justin from Obscura a link to Piggys thread after he got childed for reacting to a racist message sent to him by a rascal. Pat has absolutely no people skills, like at all. Justin is a pretty chill dude and would generally just apologise and move on but like most of us, getting a Patrick special response after responding to a horrible message on your website, Pat just makes it so easy to understand why he’s getting this treatment.

The thing is, Justin from Obscura has a particular hatred for child abusers. He has some kind of horrific history himself with CSA or abuse and he is absolutely enraged by it. This isn’t an act by someone fucking with Pat. He will salt the earth of SFWA if he finds pedo bullshit there which he will, I’m so intrigued for the next moves.

Pat can’t stop this, no matter how hard he oinks and follows him around twitter.