Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Chibi cycle is coming full circle!

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

SO I haven't followed Adam for the better part of 3 months. Ever since KF went down and the holiday season started, I have completely forgotten he existed. Can someone catch me up to speed as to what he's been up to so I don't have to go back 50 pages?

From what I've seen, he's
- Paid $300 for a fucking Lego Bowser
- STILL trying to fuck freshly 18 year old girls
- Dropped the ugliest selfie I've ever seen, complete with tons of cathair

Anything else worth noting before I follow this trainwreck again?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

SO I haven't followed Adam for the better part of 3 months. Ever since KF went down and the holiday season started, I have completely forgotten he existed. Can someone catch me up to speed as to what he's been up to so I don't have to go back 50 pages?

From what I've seen, he's
- Paid $300 for a fucking Lego Bowser
- STILL trying to fuck freshly 18 year old girls
- Dropped the ugliest selfie I've ever seen, complete with tons of cathair

Anything else worth noting before I follow this trainwreck again?

You got most of it. Just use the highlight feature next time.

 

[Angel Fall]

I've known Chibi for years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Chibi is my new favorite lolcow.

I hope when I die; Chibi does a mock funeral for me on Twitch too.

Chibi is the amusement standard all lolcows should strive for.

 

[Snakebottom]

He’s already using this thot as his personal counsellor so what was that - 8 days before he got his balls back to try again? Surprised he didn’t demand they take it to DMs in his last reply tbh

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He’s already using this thot as his personal counsellor so what was that - 8 days before he got his balls back to try again? Surprised he didn’t demand they take it to DMs in his last reply tbh

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Just when I thought I couldn't hate Adam more, he makes me agree with a Twitter thot.
"Maybe if I was more manly I'd have a harder shell."
"That's toxic masculinity."
Finally that's defined appropriately, broken clocks and such.
Most women handle their emotions better than Adam does, it's true, it's really not an issue of being more masculine or feminine, it's about being less of a worthless and wailing emotionally incontinent insecure leech, also commonly referred to as "being a massive faggot", but without the gendered context.
Coming out of the closet (or doing that other thing people talk about too much) isn't even on the list of steps he needs to take to stop being such a needy asshole, so please Adam, leave the rest of the entire male population out of your mental breakdown.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Choob wants to start his own company doing freelancing work. Which can only mean three things:

1. He spends a bunch of money on stupid shit and it goes to waste when he inevitably gives up
2. He dusts off the ol' 300 dollar 3d printer and makes stuff no one wants to buy like gay little vaporean figures
3. This is another ploy for attention or it's something he eventually adds to his list (So far we have singer, voice actor, cosplayer, game designer, florida man, etc etc)


EDIT: Omg he's autistic? I would have never guessed

There's also 4, Chibi becomes transphobix, learns a trade and starts doing contract construction, and ends up with a 3/10 asian wife and has mixed-race babies that all become incels with a racial inferiority complex. He then lives happily ever after until he gets arrested for domestic violence when she tries to throw away his pokemon toys.

Dude literally paid $250 to put a pokemon skin in some obscure ass game, undoubtedly expecting fame and clout from it. Vaporeon is like Chibi's sonichu but with more steps and somehow even less creative.

Anyone who enjoys the eeveelutions is either autistic or a furry. All of them suck ass for their typing, its just that the gimmick has made them really popular with people who want "change" to come to them and make everything better such as troons, or manchildren.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate Adam more, he makes me agree with a Twitter thot.
"Maybe if I was more manly I'd have a harder shell."
"That's toxic masculinity."
Finally that's defined appropriately, broken clocks and such.
Most women handle their emotions better than Adam does, it's true, it's really not an issue of being more masculine or feminine, it's about being less of a worthless and wailing emotionally incontinent insecure leech, also commonly referred to as "being a massive faggot", but without the gendered context.
Coming out of the closet (or doing that other thing people talk about too much) isn't even on the list of steps he needs to take to stop being such a needy asshole, so please Adam, leave the rest of the entire male population out of your mental breakdown.

Given everything we know about Chibi, I find it much more likely that it's not being "manly" that is the problem, it's being a "man", but it's not that he would be better off as a tranny or a woman. I'm using "man" as a contrast to "adolescent", "teen", or "child". In short, Chibi doesn't want to be an adult. He doesn't want to make his bed, make breakfast, go to work, etc. while maintaining emotional, financial, and interpersonal homeostasis through his own will and means. He wants his hand held, he wants to cry on shoulders or into a giantess bossom, he wants people to use kiddie gloves with him without him asking them to and without them reminding him of the fact. He basically wants life on easy mode, but the older he gets, the farther out of reach it becomes.

His predilection to preying on young women is just another manifestation of this Peter Pan syndrome. So are the wild flights of fancy, the pathetic lows, the social ineptitude, and of course all of the bing bing wahoo pokemans FF/KH bullshit. It all stems from a refusal to mature into an adult, a refusal to accept the social expectations of them. He confuses "adult" for "man" because having emotional self-control can superficially look like emotional "hardness" or suppression in some cases.

Being able to process and control your emotions is not a masculine, heteronormative, or neurotypical trait, Adam; it's an adult trait, and that is why you lack it. Through your own lack of willpower, responsibility, and realistic world view, you are responsible for your pendulous highs and lows, your social ineptitude, and your overall lot in life.

 

[scallion]

the gimmick has made them really popular with people who want "change" to come to them and make everything better

You'd think people would learn to stop with the midwit Psych 101 in Cheebs thread. The 32 year old man simply wants to fuck the fish dog.

 

[AskeDead]

stop trying to psychoanalyze chibi. it's boring to read. just laugh at him.

 

[Mesosalpinx]

SO I haven't followed Adam for the better part of 3 months. Ever since KF went down and the holiday season started, I have completely forgotten he existed. Can someone catch me up to speed as to what he's been up to so I don't have to go back 50 pages?

From what I've seen, he's
- Paid $300 for a fucking Lego Bowser
- STILL trying to fuck freshly 18 year old girls
- Dropped the ugliest selfie I've ever seen, complete with tons of cathair

Anything else worth noting before I follow this trainwreck again?

I wonder if Chibi got into cosplaying to be like his fellow speedrunner, Bonesaw577. They're pretty much twins.

 

[John Ligma]

I wonder if Chibi got into cosplaying to be like his fellow speedrunner, Bonesaw577. They're pretty much twins.

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Wow that outfit looks a lot sillier on Leon when he doesn't fill it out at all. Would it have killed this kid to do some pushups for a few months prior to donning this cosplay?

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Anyone who enjoys the eeveelutions is either autistic or a furry.

As if they aren't one in the same

 

[Kermit Jizz]

He’s already using this thot as his personal counsellor so what was that - 8 days before he got his balls back to try again? Surprised he didn’t demand they take it to DMs in his last reply tbh

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This attention baiting shit is so transparent
>WAAAAA I HATE MYSELF AND HOW SENSITIVE I AM ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO
>"hey maybe don't be so negative"
>OH WOW YOU MAKE A GREAT POINT I SHOULDN'T THINK LIKE THAT
And then he goes right back to doing it. How many exchanges has Chibi had like this, which ultimately never have any lasting impact? Too many for me to bother counting.

Also
>I am too feminine
>I don't wanna be a dude
>I hate the idea of being manly
If Adam troons out after Augustin got thread banned I'm going to die laughing.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Going to a shrek rave without having a panic attack is toxic masculinity. It's more important to just be who you are, whether that's an online sex pest or a potato wearing eyeliner and a crusty wig. Never be ashamed of your feelings of utter despair and helplessness when faced with the prospect of having to wash your sheets.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Chibi trooning out would be all transitioning in name only. It'd just be an excuse for him to argue at his local gym why he should be allowed to use the women's locker room like many a faux-trans sex pest.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Going to a shrek rave without having a panic attack is toxic masculinity. It's more important to just be who you are, whether that's an online sex pest or a potato wearing eyeliner and a crusty wig. Never be ashamed of your feelings of utter despair and helplessness when faced with the prospect of having to wash your sheets.

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

 

[Oliver Onions]

You’d be friends with the guy trying his absolute hardest to be the main character? The guy who absolutely feels the need to talk over you, who will always put himself first and completely ignore your own issues or needs? There’s a reason why this dude burns bridges so fast, and it’s not just because he’s obnoxious and creepy. Chibi would still be in the same place even if he was completely harmless because he’s just a fundamentally bad person.

Friends? No, but I would definitely enjoy being tangentially associated with Chibi. I actually do know someone who is basically the exact same --constant pity parties despite being in his 30s, picks a new career every month as his 'destiny', blames everything but himself for being a massive fuck-up, maintains that next year will be his year just like the year before, etc-- and they are extremely entertaining to watch from a safe distance.

If it meant actually hanging about with Adam irl though, it'd be a hard no. I bet he's fucking exhausting to be around.

 

[SmugDruggler]

This one would be sad, but then you realize all the active steps Chibi has taken to do all the things his dad wanted him to stop, and you realize how it’s really just about himself, and yea, fuck you Chibi. As always.