Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

I thank the existence of this thread, as the Asstroon thread is well over 1000 pages long. That's just a no from me lol. As much fun as the drama is, I aint got time to sift through 1000 pages!

I THINK I have the cliffnotes version of his history down pat. And honestly, it's amazing but true. I don't care who wants to argue me on this one, but in MY humble opinion he has managed to make Ethan Ralph look cool by comparison. I know there are some farmers who will thoroughly disagree with me.


Well sure! Think about it... Andy had absolutely NO IDEA what PPP was going on and on about for 2 hours. Reviewtopia?!? Hell, I don't even think Andy knew what Channel Awesome was! MUES PRODUCTIONS???
Andy's never heard of ME he sure as hell would have never heard of Marc Mues! Andy was clearly bothered by the unending name dropping of people who haven't mattered in over a DECADE in some cases! Guy had a look on his face like he couldn't wait for Ashton to finally shut up... there were points where both looked like they were doing two separate streams simultaneously.

This just tells me that Andy is going to probably sooner or later realize that PPP is a sinking ship and kick him to the curb as soon as he can find a way to. And who could he possibly trade down to after Ashton?

The collective evidence suggests fucking jesse, from pod awful. One of the only options available, but neck in neck with PPP in a sad way, and a definate improvement over Kyler, the last side kick before PPP. Did they brief you on the human tragedy known as Kyler? He now gets beat on a RV on IP2 doing IRL streams.

Behold Kyler:

Scuffed Express 14: Hollerin Grannies & Crackheads

youtu.be

Jesse trolls PPP as the Pickle:

PPP Ashton MELTS DOWN on Kino Casino over a Pickle!!! (PPP vs. Jesse from Pod Awful)

PPP has a meltdown over small criticism because he's a smarmy disingenuous loser.

youtu.be

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

1000 pages, wtf? You don't really notice the thread count so much over time when your laughing at the herd. The antics of these beloved dairy providers defies linear time in a way.
Ralph even in his calf-hood stage never tried to take any moral high ground as a prolonged feature of his internet persona. PPP larped for years aa a bizzare fundamentalist protestant 4 chan tier hybrid. His fall from edgy judge of morals to certified liar, fraud, and confirmed piece of shit has tarnished his earlier work, perhaps for ever unfortunately. At one time he had a small but loyal following of his own, and was not forced to compromise his entire persona for Tardski's paying audience.

Say what you will about me, but even when I was at my worst, people still to this day can look at my current self and go "hey, I liked this one video, my favorite is RAR # such and such!" some people will always hate me for who I was and hate me for who I AM.
But I can say with confidence that Ashton has screwed up his reputation to a point where no one will fondly remember him 10 years from now the way some remember me from 10 years ago.

I'd like to say take a screenshot and check back 10 years from now... but I also don't know if I will be here 10 years from now lol. If I die from Nikocado levels of mukbanging, someone leave a copy of the screenshot on my grave, ok?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I thank the existence of this thread, as the Asstroon thread is well over 1000 pages long. That's just a no from me lol. As much fun as the drama is, I aint got time to sift through 1000 pages!

I THINK I have the cliffnotes version of his history down pat. And honestly, it's amazing but true. I don't care who wants to argue me on this one, but in MY humble opinion he has managed to make Ethan Ralph look cool by comparison. I know there are some farmers who will thoroughly disagree with me.


Well sure! Think about it... Andy had absolutely NO IDEA what PPP was going on and on about for 2 hours. Reviewtopia?!? Hell, I don't even think Andy knew what Channel Awesome was! MUES PRODUCTIONS???
Andy's never heard of ME he sure as hell would have never heard of Marc Mues! Andy was clearly bothered by the unending name dropping of people who haven't mattered in over a DECADE in some cases! Guy had a look on his face like he couldn't wait for Ashton to finally shut up... there were points where both looked like they were doing two separate streams simultaneously.

This just tells me that Andy is going to probably sooner or later realize that PPP is a sinking ship and kick him to the curb as soon as he can find a way to. And who could he possibly trade down to after Ashton?

The beauty about the Farms is that it’s the ultimate archive, but also a place where people laugh at retards.

Asstroon used to be respected here. Even prior to the Godwinson vs Kino Casino arc, the Kino Casino used to break some ground, but the problem is Asstroon’s ego and his sinister real side emerged. He thought he was invincible, that he could poke the Kiwi Farms, attack Null, and attack all of his former friends like Godwinson, Squire and Persip.

I made a meme back then that exemplifies PPP’s treachery well:
PPP chose treachery, grifting above the alleged principles he claims he holds. In the end, he sowed the seeds of his own downfall, and it’s entirely his fault.

PPP became Ethan Ralph, with possibly worse attribute. At least the Gunt can fuck women. Asstroon had a gay relationship with his jilted ex boyfriend Surfer and is probably planning on his troon arc for his current boyfriend TrandyTroonski the Tranny chaser

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Asstroon's online tranny love interest's name is Snacks. Known to some as Robert Paulson *kek*

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Asstroon Porks will eat all the cookies, Santa's reindeer AND his sleigh.

Well, if he do it, Santa will morph in grandfather Frost or how we call him in Russia Дед Мороз and exact his revenge on the glutton in a very familiar way

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Asa do you still have contact with the guy who used to do the Chris Bores impressions?

That guy did it so well I couldn't tell the two apart, one of the best I've ever heard and funny as hell

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Asa do you still have contact with the guy who used to do the Chris Bores impressions?

That guy did it so well I couldn't tell the two apart, one of the best I've ever heard and funny as hell

Sure do! Why, do you need a Chris Bores impressionist in current year?

 

[General Tug Boat]

I thank the existence of this thread, as the Asstroon thread is well over 1000 pages long. That's just a no from me lol. As much fun as the drama is, I aint got time to sift through 1000 pages!

I THINK I have the cliffnotes version of his history down pat. And honestly, it's amazing but true. I don't care who wants to argue me on this one, but in MY humble opinion he has managed to make Ethan Ralph look cool by comparison. I know there are some farmers who will thoroughly disagree with me.


Well sure! Think about it... Andy had absolutely NO IDEA what PPP was going on and on about for 2 hours. Reviewtopia?!? Hell, I don't even think Andy knew what Channel Awesome was! MUES PRODUCTIONS???
Andy's never heard of ME he sure as hell would have never heard of Marc Mues! Andy was clearly bothered by the unending name dropping of people who haven't mattered in over a DECADE in some cases! Guy had a look on his face like he couldn't wait for Ashton to finally shut up... there were points where both looked like they were doing two separate streams simultaneously.

This just tells me that Andy is going to probably sooner or later realize that PPP is a sinking ship and kick him to the curb as soon as he can find a way to. And who could he possibly trade down to after Ashton?

The thing is that Tardski can sink lower than Porky Pig because there is only downward spirals in this sector. Especially considering that he usually ends up stabbing his friends in the back after the grift begins to start drying up. PodAwful I’m not sure would be a step down, only because Jesse more or less would be the Judas on that dynamic. Warski probably be streaming with another no name that ripped off Jim’s style of streaming. The depths this septic tank goes does indeed boggle the mind. Ashton burned every bridge out the gate, so he won’t be able to reintegrate himself in any form of online content creation.

Beyond more than likely doing DSP style echo chamber streams, screaming into the void, but without the success. It isn’t like 2007 when you could be a piss poor content creator, but because you were first you can manage to pull off a good enough grift to get contracts and an army of paypigs. In this type of lifecycle in this type of stream, I give a year and a half tops. That is if you have some level of talent, but considering how boring the Casino is. It is already on its death spiral and I would maybe give it another month for the casino show to be totally done. Tardski always survives and adapts like the rat fuck that he is. Ashton will more than likely eat himself to death before he sees any form of a rebound.

Considering he bases his entire content output on the likes of Alogging the two easiest targets in the world, just shows the level of phoning it in that Ashton can muster. Even if he does have any form of unique content, it is poor copy and pasted reviews of things no one gives a shit about from yesteryear. Isn’t even like when he does that he is even good at it anyways. What made that ranting style even so appealing anyways was back in the day you only had 10 minutes to make your point and move on from there. He can make a rant video that should take only 5 minutes into 5 fucking hours is beyond me too.


He only gained any form of attention from this small offshoot of content creation from Alogging Ralph and stealing content from the Farms. His takes are only funny when you remove the fact that it’s him speaking, but him parroting what some other sperg on here already has stated 50 times on a thread before. Ashton is the manifestation of pure projection and if anything has managed to make even the scummiest of the scum look better in comparison. I watched PPPs old content before the casino days and I’d have to say that he needs someone else to bounce off of. Tardski knifes him, which will happen soon enough. Considering Ashton did downgrade on the retard scale, I would only interested to see the amount of Down syndrome his next cohost exhibits. Seeing how he flips on the switch as long as the grift serves him well, he probably might just shack up with some degenerate tranny, and seethe about the horrors of this blasted web forum. He can complete the transformation into dead fat lesbianism and be a born again troon. Usually what happens to these edge lord types that alienate everyone in this part of things anyways.

 

[Chainretard]

I came here just to welcome the Based Old Man to the forum/suck e-dick. So glad Godwinson pointed me to your channel.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Sure do! Why, do you need a Chris Bores impressionist in current year?

I was just curious

That's one talented dude. Often you'll hear impressions where they'll get the message right or they'll get just a part of it right and it's still well done and funny. His were like AI level copies of him mind boggling stuff.

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

Asstroon's online tranny love interest's name is Snacks. Known to some as Robert Paulson *kek*

What do you think of Ashton blackmailing older women on Discord to put their heads in toilets? If you're not sure what I'm talking about, its about 1:01:00 into this video.

While I'm here, what's the possibility of you releasing a PPP and Surfer break-up song? I know that was in the last season of the anime but I'd certainly appreciate it.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ain't no sunshine would be a great canvas for a PPP Surfer breakup song parody

 

[internet friend]

Ain't no sunshine would be a great canvas for a PPP Surfer breakup song parody

Ain't no kantent when he's gone buddy
It's not warm when he's away
Ain't no kantent when he's gone
And the cabin's gone too cold
Anytime he goes away

 

[EyeGuy]

@The Fatman Of The Opera, You know, the original zoosadists were exposed by the furry community themselves. Can we get a song roasting Asston and holding his fat misshapen hooves to the fire so hard he'll never be c-c-cold again?

Do it for Mr. Meow .

 

[LeChampion1992]

Say what you will about me, but even when I was at my worst, people still to this day can look at my current self and go "hey, I liked this one video, my favorite is RAR # such and such!" some people will always hate me for who I was and hate me for who I AM.
But I can say with confidence that Ashton has screwed up his reputation to a point where no one will fondly remember him 10 years from now the way some remember me from 10 years ago.

I'd like to say take a screenshot and check back 10 years from now... but I also don't know if I will be here 10 years from now lol. If I die from Nikocado levels of mukbanging, someone leave a copy of the screenshot on my grave, ok?

Worst thing the farms will cancel you for is your association with everyone's favorite LatinX performance artist in leather. Danny aka Razorfist and that's only because he pisses off some of the perpetual blue anons. Maybe they will connect you to some lowcows in the furry fandom but even then worst of the people you associated with literally made a bad Nazi furry erotica lititure. Granted cringe but ultimately harmless at the end of the day.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

What do you think of Ashton blackmailing older women on Discord to put their heads in toilets? If you're not sure what I'm talking about, its about 1:01:00 into this video.

While I'm here, what's the possibility of you releasing a PPP and Surfer break-up song? I know that was in the last season of the anime but I'd certainly appreciate it

Disgusting stuff there. What a man, amirite? Would rather degrade a woman online than actually touch one. PPP and Surfer breaking up song is not current year, but that's never stopped me before and chances are every song parody I make about Ashton helps an angel get his wings, so I may have to after all!

@The Fatman Of The Opera, You know, the original zoosadists were exposed by the furry community themselves. Can we get a song roasting Asston and holding his fat misshapen hooves to the fire so hard he'll never be c-c-cold again?

Do it for Mr. Meow .

No doubt by furry lurkers in here. I already have seen threads here in the farms ABOUT furry drama... started by known furries in the fandom using the farms to troll shield. This is what I meant by "the farms needs to take a broom to their place".
As for your request, that sounds like a George Michael parody waiting to happen: "I'm never gonna freeze again, guilty pigs have got no conscience!"

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

It would be rather ironic if Godwinson had not archived anything himself given that he has a decade worth of internet videos in his personal collection.

Didn't he say early on that he would stop streaming for a while because he was going back to work, perhaps his break is over?

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Worst thing the farms will cancel you for is your association with everyone's favorite LatinX performance artist in leather. Danny aka Razorfist and that's only because he pisses off some of the perpetual blue anons. Maybe they will connect you to some lowcows in the furry fandom but even then worst of the people you associated with literally made a bad Nazi furry erotica lititure. Granted cringe but ultimately harmless at the end of the day.

Razor is pretty cool. Unfortunately, some people can't see past their politics, tsk tsk.

As for that last assumption, I have no idea who you're talking about. No one I knew in the fandom did that far as I know. Does sound cringe, though.

Edit: How long does it take to get out of moderated comments? It's kinda annoying. If you don't trust me, just kick me out lol

 

[A Sunset]

https://twitter.com/TellahAsa/status/1602527188523241474

Piece of cake. (LOL)

Welcome to the Farms Asa, glad you accepted the invitation. Been enjoying the content creation and songs mocking the fat man. Further A-Logging of Asstroon Porks is highly encouraged and will be met with warm words of support and candles in the chat.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Welcome to the Farms Asa, glad you accepted the invitation. Been enjoying the content creation and songs mocking the fat man. Further A-Logging of Asstroon Porks is highly encouraged and will be met with warm words of support and candles in the chat.

Gotta keep lighting up the tunes for Andy Jr. He would've wanted it that way!

Besides, as I was explaining to the other Argie I met in here, I can't sleep anyway due to Argentina vs Croatia semifinal happening today lol I might just HAVE to do another song just to distract myself from the anxiety