Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Keffals and all these trannies is why parents should beat their kids again and stop encouraging this shit, i blame the parents.

When little timmy goes "look dad im a princess!" you should go "wah? oh cool kiddo, now stfu and let me watch the match." not "oh shit for real? lets find the nearest clinic and get that dick chopped off." because that little fucker will be a princess one day and a Navy SEAL the next.
 
I love this so much. This kind of shit just proves, as always, that they don't really believe half the garbage they spout.

The entire point of these moral crusades to stop using the word "retard" is because it's offensive to retards, and retards should never be made fun of due to an arbitrary line in the sand about what jokes are allowed or not.

So in their eyes, the actual offense on this picture isn't just the word retard, it's that it's making fun of retards fighting. Changing it to 'idiots' doesn't change the subject at all, it just gets rid of the word retard. You're still laughing at retards, except calling them idiots.

I find it so funny that they just don't give a fuck about actually standing for anything at all. Just optics retardation.
Lucas to me seems like the persona of someone who has seen every youtube personality and is trying to emulate them all simultaneously. He's the trans leftist edgy gamer activist comedian. The edgy comedian wants to call the people I don't like downies, the leftist activist wants to skin you for saying retard.
This is out of necessity and not because its their preference. No natal man/woman is going to voluntarily go down on a stink ditch/rot dog, but Troons will because its usually their only option, and the almost guarantee for reciprocity.
iirc Linkara had a thing for his girlfriend having a cock but idk if that counts
 
He hates Musk because Musk is a bald man who became so wealthy he could gain his hair back, as well as literally own Twitter.

Keffals wishes he was Musk.
Above all, Musk can coom, and has coomed fruitfully inside real women many times, and continues to be able to coom. All Keffals ever wanted was to coom all the time but he hasn't been able to in a decade.
 
Much like his failure to hold the Final Boss of Transphobes accountable for the murders of three brave and stunning trans women (Julie, Chloe and Near, wherever you all are), Keffals also loses the ACAB progressives try not to cheer malicious prosecution challenge again!
Homeboy Near (RIP).

In other news... Looks like other gender specials are getting their Christmas wish but Luke. (A)

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Entire video is basically Lucas ranting about how much he hates Musk and for some reason he REALLY hates him. Nothing worth talking about except the insanely hypocritical clip above
I always found it weird to put that much emotional energy into a person you don't know. I get that there may be people whose values and ideologies may not align with yours, and they may even be vocal and in-your-face about it. However, no one deserves that much head space or emotional energy, especially if the feelings aren't even mutual. Musk isn't thinking about you, bro. I believe this voluntary suffering of unrequited feelings is a vestige of being an Incel.
 
iirc Linkara had a thing for his girlfriend having a cock but idk if that counts
A natal cock. This is crucial because the moment that gets origami'd into a (null and) void, all bets are off. Which is why trannies with their preserved party parts (and the bonus bolt-ons) are the top choice for chasers. Anyone who delves into those with the full chop is doing it for the story (or fetish fulfillment) but not for a long-lasting relationship.

Average male penis is 5.15" with 4.59" girth. Many of these Troons complain of painful dilation (long after SRS) with even the most conservative of instruments. So, on one hand you have a neovag with shallow depth, tight (and not in a good way), notoriously aromas, and the generous amounts of lube it would require to operate... versus any other options (mouth, bussy, hand, or the tried and true (and undefeated) natal vagina), you wind up with any other option but a Troon whose undergone bottom surgery.

Keffals and all these trannies is why parents should beat their kids again and stop encouraging this shit, i blame the parents.

When little timmy goes "look dad im a princess!" you should go "wah? oh cool kiddo, now stfu and let me watch the match." not "oh shit for real? lets find the nearest clinic and get that dick chopped off." because that little fucker will be a princess one day and a Navy SEAL the next.
Funny you should mention Navy SEAL... (A)

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Thought this was a meme, because this account is all over the place, but its actually in the mainstream media.
New York Post
Fox
Daily Mail
 
A natal cock. This is crucial because the moment that gets origami'd into a (null and) void, all bets are off. Which is why trannies with their preserved party parts (and the bonus bolt-ons) are the top choice for chasers. Anyone who delves into those with the full chop is doing it for the story (or fetish fulfillment) but not for a long-lasting relationship.

Average male penis is 5.15" with 4.59" girth. Many of these Troons complain of painful dilation (long after SRS) with even the most conservative of instruments. So, on one hand you have a neovag with shallow depth, tight (and not in a good way), notoriously aromas, and the generous amounts of lube it would require to operate... versus any other options (mouth, bussy, hand, or the tried and true (and undefeated) natal vagina), you wind up with any other option but a Troon whose undergone bottom surgery.
That checks. I think I misunderstood because I'm not terribly interested in finding out about tranny anatomy
 
Either one of the following tweets would've been enough to push Keffals over the edge if this was mid Depression Arc in November.
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[A] Sorry Keffals but you lack the necessary parts for Denims.

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[A] Say goodbye to that Twitter checkmark Keffals.

Oh yeah, and I watched a bit of Keffals stream yesterday, it seems Keffals is moving towards trying to do what Vaush does, clearly defined segments for the purposes of making it easier to edit for Youtube. Keffals even has 2 different chat/screen configurations that is switched to in order to do these segments, after which the chat/cam are moved back to their usual livestream positions.
There's once again another push to try to get regular Youtube content put out.
 
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I’m going to regret asking this, but two years on kiwifarms hasn’t answered this question and under no circumstances will I be asking google.

How are there straight men so aroused by tits + cock but lose all interest after the chop? I always assumed those dudes just got truck stop bathroom blowies from trannies, so why does castrating themselves even affect the attraction? How are chaser’s seen as straight and not at least bisexual when the dick is as crucial as the tits/arse/legs etc? I used to assume it was like being prison gay but that doesn’t make sense either. What is going on with these chasers the trannies simultaneously despise yet revere as the ‘Best’ type of partner?
 
Either one of the following tweets would've been enough to push Keffals over the edge if this was mid Depression Arc in November.
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[A] Say goodbye to that Twitter checkmark Keffals.

Oh yeah, and I watched a bit of Keffals stream yesterday, it seems Keffals is moving towards trying to do what Vaush does, clearly defined segments for the purposes of making it easier to edit for Youtube. Keffals even has 2 different chat/screen configurations that is switched to in order to do these segments, after which the chat/cam are moved back to their usual livestream positions.
There's once again another push to try to get regular Youtube content put out.

I could care less about Elon one way or the other (I generally tune out when people start ranting) but it's funny that he owns the platform and is clearly trying to boost engagement. All of these tweets (including the "ratio") do nothing but get him clicks and make money. He dumped the entire Health and Safety board yesterday, if they really cared they'd delete their accounts.

Monitoring Keffals on Twitter is as boring as he is, seems like any growth he gets is immediately offset by his personality:

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Lucas Roberts is spreading misinformation like he always does. Elon Musk didn't delete the tweet, the guy deleted his own account. Of course his fucking tweet would disappear if he deletes his own account.
 
How are there straight men so aroused by tits + cock but lose all interest after the chop?

Well I've been in enough /b/ threads to more or less have an idea. Essentially they're fags. But they're not "bottom" fags. They don't want to get fuck by a dude but fantasize about fucking other dudes with feminine features. But the moment they chop their dick off they lose interest because in their psyche that's not longer a "dude". It's just a power fantasy. They dream of a submissive trap that lets them rail their ass whenever they feel like it, and they have to feel they're dominating another dude. You see them coping saying that they're into traps because traps are not "mentally ill" like trannies, which is why they feel the need to make the distinction every time. Of course most of them are also weebs and you can bet they probably have a folder full with Astolfo hentai.
 
Homeboy Near (RIP).

In other news... Looks like other gender specials are getting their Christmas wish but Luke. (A)

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Seems like Alex has been skullfucked by Lucas and is now using his definition of what a ratio is.

On a different note. I'm glad this guy changed his absolutely horrific profile picture that he had during the DKF saga. Every time I see it I shudder at the thought of his possible rapes consent accidents.Horrifying.jpg
 
I’m going to regret asking this, but two years on kiwifarms hasn’t answered this question and under no circumstances will I be asking google.

How are there straight men so aroused by tits + cock but lose all interest after the chop? I always assumed those dudes just got truck stop bathroom blowies from trannies, so why does castrating themselves even affect the attraction? How are chaser’s seen as straight and not at least bisexual when the dick is as crucial as the tits/arse/legs etc? I used to assume it was like being prison gay but that doesn’t make sense either. What is going on with these chasers the trannies simultaneously despise yet revere as the ‘Best’ type of partner?
Tranny chasers are scientifically known as gynandromorphophiles (GAMPs). Michael Bailey defines GAMPs as men with an unusual form of heterosexuality rather than bisexual. Bailey also claims that GAMPs also are more likely to be AGPs because AGP, much like GAMP, is a twisted, inverted form of heterosexuality. This could explain why so many troons date each other. They transition because they're attracted to the idea of themselves as women, and along with the AGP they're also attracted to the idea of a "woman with a penis".


Now, I'm going to share my own personal thoughts on this. I think some GAMPs are extreme coomers who have gotten so desensitized to the natal female body (which is what they're really attracted to) that they need new imagery to get off to, so they start watching trans porn because it is unusual and new to them. Some of these men may also have fetishes surrounding removal of masculinity and manhood, so they chase trannies because they see them as emasculated males. Some GAMPs are also repressed, homophobic gay or bi men who don't want to admit they're gay; some examples of this are Rod Fleming, a tranny chaser who constantly says that gay men are actually women and that most gay men are pedophiles, and Blaire White's boyfriend, who is a massive closet-case. Finally, other GAMPs may be pedophiles who chase trannies and feminine twinks because it's the closest they can get to molesting little boys (some trans circles call these men "bipedos").

Here is a video from a TIM who retells his experience dating a GAMP who was also an AGP. I found it quite enlightening, and maybe it can help shed some light on this issue.


The detransitioner Isaac Uncooked is another example of a GAMP who is also an AGP. He was crazy in love with Narcissa Wright and seemingly transitioned as a result of his attraction to Narcissa. Though he's detrooned, he does frequently show that he is still attracted to male troons like Contrapoints, Sam Lux, and Bambi Bean/Surge Doll. We also see a similar pattern with PhilosophyTube allegedly transitioning because he was attracted to Contrapoints.


 
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I’m going to regret asking this, but two years on kiwifarms hasn’t answered this question and under no circumstances will I be asking google.

How are there straight men so aroused by tits + cock but lose all interest after the chop? I always assumed those dudes just got truck stop bathroom blowies from trannies, so why does castrating themselves even affect the attraction? How are chaser’s seen as straight and not at least bisexual when the dick is as crucial as the tits/arse/legs etc? I used to assume it was like being prison gay but that doesn’t make sense either. What is going on with these chasers the trannies simultaneously despise yet revere as the ‘Best’ type of partner?
A while back someone posted a lecture about male sexuality in the Tranny Sideshows thread. It generally found that men tend to respond sexually to individual sex stimuli rather than the gestalt, shall we say. So a “chick with a dick” has numerous sexual stimuli to respond to: tits, ass, mouth, cock, etc. If a tranny chops off their cock, how are they anything more than a ruined facsimile of a woman? The whole appeal seems to be the markers of femaleness + cock.

In summation: don’t complain about chasers because you will quite literally have no one who wants you if you cut off your cock. Case in point: Lucas Roberts.
 
I’m going to regret asking this, but two years on kiwifarms hasn’t answered this question and under no circumstances will I be asking google.

How are there straight men so aroused by tits + cock but lose all interest after the chop? I always assumed those dudes just got truck stop bathroom blowies from trannies, so why does castrating themselves even affect the attraction? How are chaser’s seen as straight and not at least bisexual when the dick is as crucial as the tits/arse/legs etc? I used to assume it was like being prison gay but that doesn’t make sense either. What is going on with these chasers the trannies simultaneously despise yet revere as the ‘Best’ type of partner?
Honestly, I think these people would technically count as bisexual, even if they don't identify as such.
(I mean, the MtFs identify as women, that doesn't make them women... Some guys identify as straight, it doesn't make them straight.)

Even if they wouldn't fuck a 'normal' dude, that just means they have a type. Not every gay guy wants to fuck every single kind of guy, a lot have specific 'types' they're attracted to.
 
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