Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Liquid Chris got fat with age. Not him. Have you autists never heard of impersonations? Also, I don't think liquid Chris did such an exaggerated pause like the 'tard from Sling Blade in the OG vids. If this was a teen, I'd laugh and believe 'the kids are going to be alright'. That fact that this dude in his 30s is sad. Trying to get internet fame from a incestuous retard loses it's luster after your 21st birthday, imo.
 
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I mean I got a chuckle out of it. Authentic Liquid or not I just don’t understand what the end game would be so to speak.

You made an inbred white rapper a little bit angry when he’s already angry at virtually everyone? Cool I guess and it was funny… but part of the charm with Liquid was Chris raging that people ‘believed’ that Liquid was the real Christian Chandler and he would lose his copyright over Sonichu coupled with the fact Chris had the username IBAChandler which made the Ian Brandon Anderson joke possible. What else do you hope to accomplish exactly? Start a feud with him and redo the SingStar Challenge? If you do that really is going to require some big brain levels of irony to go over well. Recreate something like the Kacey saga? You’d better hope he’s enough of a retard to fall for it (I don’t doubt he is but I dunno if I’d have the energy to do that).

I’m not saying this doesn’t have the potential to be hilarious. I’m saying I don’t understand what angle he’s going to use to make it exactly that and if he’s still got the right set of circumstances he did when he was trolling Chris (assuming this is actually him). Even if it isn’t him that was at least worth a chuckle, but I don’t know if this will really go anywhere.

Or maybe Chris gets out of prison and sees these videos and it makes him rage impotently and it’s completely worth it because Liquid is supposed to be dead and reincarnated in Chris Lore. That would be funny.
 
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ThatsMyDog said:
The whole, "Let's turn Cyrax into the next Chris-chan" is a bit Cringe.

Having Liquid Chris come back just solidifies that. It's dumb.
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No it makes perfect sense, both are utterly oblivous low IQ perverts that can't help but make fools of themselves. Chris won't be coming out of jail or a mental hospital for years we need to move on.
 
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The liquid thing is pretty funny but not as funny to me as getting clowned on by a legit famous rapper, Danny Brown, on his podcast. He had briefly mentioned Rax on a different podcast but it's just funny knowing that this dude got through the pandemic by laughing at and trolling this sped.
 
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Dude Christmas said:
No it makes perfect sense, both are utterly oblivous low IQ perverts that can't help but make fools of themselves. Chris won't be coming out of jail or a mental hospital for years we need to move on.
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My only counterpoint to this is never underestimate Chris’ ability to weasel his way out of things. Chris is NOT smart, not even clever really. However he has always shown an impressive knack for survival.

If Chris does somehow make it out of the legal system without too dire of consequences (and I am one of the people holding my breath on that), I really do wonder what his reaction to this is going to be. Liquid is in fact not dead and reincarnated (even if this isn’t Liquid for real).
 
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It's Surprising that liquid returned for Cyrax but it really shows the absolute shit show that is cyrax
 
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Is it him? Is it his twin brother? Fuck if I know but it's interesting and that's all I really ask for. Really hoping for the evil twin brother arc though, it's like something out of a comic book. Just imagine that you, the old liquid Chris, decided to abandon the world of being a retard on the internet to try and stop cancer or something. Life is good. You're just doing your job keeping Daddy Jim alive and buying your fat bitch of a wife McFlurries and then all of a sudden...

YOUR EVIL TWIN BROTHER SHOWS UP TO APE YOUR BIT DUN DUN DUN

Or it's just some weirdo with the best god damn impression I've ever heard. Either way it's great.
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It's definitely not Jon the brother doing this LARP. Jon's the better looking twin who recently got married to somebody who's not Kacey and retired from doing youtube/social media presumably to focus on family.

If anything Jon's life is probably going better than Liquid's solely because his wife isn't Kacey.
 
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Got a discord friend who works at a Crackron Walmart. He told me he never saw Cyrax, but thinks two female employees did.

Legend has it, he was in one of the electric carts hollering that he was the king of Akron, how everyone in Akron hated him, how the people in Cleveland were nicer, but he was going to forgive the Akron of their sins by running for president. One of the girls was too scared to take him up to the register by herself, so she got another employee to help. He yammered about how they were both beautiful and he lucky to be escorted by two lovely ladies while going through the mens' belts. They both thought he was terrifying and creepy.

He was also barefoot the entire time.

I'm not sure any of this shit is true, I know for a fact that motherfucker reads this thread so he might have made it up for attention. But its consistent with what we know about the king.
 
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Having a hard time believing this is the true and honest Liquid Chris, or even his brother
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Having a hard time believing this is the true and honest Liquid Chris, or even his brother
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Yeah, I'm calling bullshit here. Don't get me wrong, this guy does a pretty good impression. It's impressive, no doubt. But I don't see the real Liquid Chris ever returning, especially not when Chris is locked away in prison and has been only been writing schizo letters for the past few months. But I agree with what that other poster said, just because it isn't him doesn't mean it can't be funny or entertaining. I'd encourage everyone to just sit back and enjoy the ride, for now.
 
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If Cyrax is going to be the next Chris-Chan, I fear the end game. If you think Chris fucking his own mother was batshit, you can't fathom the eldritch horror Cyrax will bestow. I only just started reading about this guy yesterday when the chat brought him up. But from what I seen so far, Liquid is going to need to be especially dedicated if he's going to go trough with this. (if it even is him) His normal form won't cut it, he must gather the Sonichu balls to stand a chance!
 
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People are making a huge deal about Liquid Chris coming back
when the attention should be that Liquid Chris (be it real or a top tier impersonator) twist Cyraxx's word about "Being the next Chris-chan" as an acknowledgement that Cyraxx WANTS to be the next Chris-chan
when in reality Cyraxx goes apeshit at the "trolls" calling him the next Chris-chan

and lets all agree, the photoshop image of Cyraxx wearing Chris-chan clothes and medallion was fucking hilarious
 
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Burd Turglar said:
The liquid thing is pretty funny but not as funny to me as getting clowned on by a legit famous rapper, Danny Brown, on his podcast. He had briefly mentioned Rax on a different podcast but it's just funny knowing that this dude got through the pandemic by laughing at and trolling this sped.
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Agreed. That line about Chance and blind Billy was unbelievably funny, something to the effect of "How you gonna rape a nigga then blow him?"
 
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