Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

Kojima posted Death Stranding 2 wallpaper on his Twitter and it legit looks like movie posters that you would see in the movie theaters. The odd thing is that this one is one I’m trying to make sense of:

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If I didn’t know better, I really do think Kojima wants to make DEATH STRANDING into a Netflix based movie on the same level that The Last of Us: Part II is an HBO based limited series.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
That’s assuming they’re even still a thing, considering Fragile’s fucked up granny body seems to have reversed itself.
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Whiskeybone said:
I am curious about that as well as Sam looking all washed out, what the Amelie cargo cult thing seems to be and whatever that Raiden-Higgs-Amelie hybrid thing is at the end. As usual I don't know what the fuck is going on and it looks really retarded and cringe. Can't wait to play it.
There's rumors Elle Fanning is going to be grown up Lou/BB. I can't imagine how she's going to get that much older within one game but it sounds sussy. Hope they don't get too Japanese with it, if you know what I mean.
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Maybe Sam’s appearance has to do with him being both the original BB and the technical start of the Darth Stranding. If Amelie completely cut herself off from the world, Sam could be suffering the after-effects of said cutoff.
 
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Honestly I kind of want to see how the audience reacts to it. Kojima's plot is way too weird for normies, even if you cut a lot of it out. And once characters start talking for more than five minutes you'd see people walking out the theatre.
 
instant Movie Night material. "I deliver pizzas in the wasteland, dodging shadow beings like the 'Noid"
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Honestly I kind of want to see how the audience reacts to it. Kojima's plot is way too weird for normies, even if you cut a lot of it out. And once characters start talking for more than five minutes you'd see people walking out the theatre.
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I dont believe he is writing it, it will most likely just be the generañ plot but with generic hollywood writing
 
Jonah Hill poster said:
Kojima posted Death Stranding 2 wallpaper on his Twitter and it legit looks like movie posters that you would see in the movie theaters. The odd thing is that this one is one I’m trying to make sense of:

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If I didn’t know better, I really do think Kojima wants to make DEATH STRANDING into a Netflix based movie on the same level that The Last of Us: Part II is an HBO based limited series.
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He's been dying to get into Pedowood for decades now and it'll never happen. At least, with any meaningful budget since his writing is cancer.
wtfNeedSignUp said:
Honestly I kind of want to see how the audience reacts to it. Kojima's plot is way too weird for normies, even if you cut a lot of it out. And once characters start talking for more than five minutes you'd see people walking out the theatre.
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What do you mean? It's the normies that eat up his awful writing and think he's a omnipotent genius.
 
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What do you mean? It's the normies that eat up his awful writing and think he's a omnipotent genius.
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There is a difference between normie gamers and normie movie goers. Gamers have a far bigger tolerance for dialogue and lack of action, even if they are Reddit tier. Modern movie goers are literal troglodytes who will start convulsing if the go through five minutes without a fight scene or a pop culture reference, they are actually beneath Kojima's writing. And while they will just eat techno babble I think they will get very confused by the term and implications that violence is bad.
 
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Just finished the game, it was a great change of pace from other games and I got so hooked that I rushed through the 2nd half of episodes and ignored everything else. This was nice :)
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
There is a difference between normie gamers and normie movie goers. Gamers have a far bigger tolerance for dialogue and lack of action, even if they are Reddit tier. Modern movie goers are literal troglodytes who will start convulsing if the go through five minutes without a fight scene or a pop culture reference, they are actually beneath Kojima's writing. And while they will just eat techno babble I think they will get very confused by the term and implications that violence is bad.
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Seriously? You know there's entire genres of movies that don't have fight scenes at all?
 
From the looks of it, the game is doubling down on the uncanny valleyness. Also, what the fuck?
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El Duce said:
Next Death Stranding game takes place on the US/Mexico boarder according to the state of play trailer, make of that what you will lol.
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Oh no... Hopefully not some virtue signalling from a fucking jap of all people... Imagine living on a racially homogeneous island without an open border to a 3rd world country and making political criticisms about it.

Jumping the gun a bit, but we'll see.
 
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