Tacky Clothes of Tumblr

[Belial]

Many tumblrinas are not content plastering their tumblr blogs with eye-searing colors, tasteless graphics, and SJW sperging, and take it to the next level by decorating their flabby bodies with the same. I'm sure you're all familiar with the dangerhair phenomenon, but that's only the tip of the iceberg here; if one dares delve into the sketchier corners of sites such as Etsy and Storenvy, one is bound to find all manner of SJWs and tumblrinas hawking overpriced and unattractive wares emblazoned with their shitty opinions. And because mocking terrible clothing is a time honored tradition throughout humanity, let's have ourselves a fun time.

Ideal places to hunt for milk are not only tumblr, but the aforementioned Etsy and Storenvy. Plug in typical tumblrese words and phrases, and see what horrors come up. Below is a small sampling:

Spoiler: Thank you for telling us so plainly and obviously.

Spoiler: Nothing says 'beautiful' like an old sweatshirt scribbled on with bleach.

Spoiler: I can't tell if this is stupidity or an underhanded attempt to help the cops.

Spoiler: For when you want to make it clear you're only pretending to be tranny as a fashion statement.

Spoiler: ward away those nasty vore fetishists with this ugly shirt!

Spoiler: It really is like one of their garish blogs come to life.

Spoiler: There isn't a single element of this that isn't tacky as hell.

Spoiler: Trust me, no boy wants anywhere near you.

Spoiler: We'd really rather not. (Possibly NSFW)

http://shapeshiftersinc.storenvy.com/ / http://archive.is/aKmQD The fashion binder store, full of similar "gems."
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/96907-one-angry-girl-designs / http://archive.is/arDMh This store is packed to bursting with tumblrfem-flavoured hideousness.
http://kin-looks.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.is/JT79R When pretending to be a dragon the internet isn't enough.
http://feministfashion.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.is/kphx8 A grab bag of tasteless clothes and feminism sperging.
http://cyberfatgirls.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.is/8kyhN Fat positive "fashion"
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopHeroineCouture / http://archive.is/q6suh Don't get much more tumblr than this.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/NalgonaPositiveShop / http://archive.is/nFKnQ The derpy art just makes this one.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PeopleAreStrxnge / http://archive.is/AbGwa More general tumblr-ness.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RebirthGarments / http://archive.is/msP6q This store. This fucking store. I just.... I have no words.

Spoiler: no fucking words (NSFW?)

 

[Yaks]

The vagina one would be great for prostitutes.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[pizza shirt]

Looks like something a certain Latinx would probably wear.

 

[Pikimon]

Someone should wear a combo of all that and go to any University sperg out and start yelling about the Patriarchy

Also as a gay man, this entire thread physically hurts me.

 

[friedshrimp]

You forgot the weird granny glasses they're obsessed with wearing.

 

[VJ 120]

Spoiler: big image

While not "tacky" per se, I noticed that every fucking Tumblrina owns this shirt and *that* is tacky. Why do they love this shirt? What is it about this boring gray alien t-shirt that screams "I must have it"?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Spoiler: no fucking words (NSFW?)

I feel like this outfit would look better on someone who wasn't the golden knight.

 

[Yamyam]

I feel like this outfit would look better on someone who wasn't the golden knight.

This looks like a bad 80s photo.

Also don't forget the shop lookhuman.

https://www.lookhuman.com

This shop is filled to the brim with shitty tumblr aesthetic.

 

[Loxiozzz]

> wants to smash capitalism by stealing
> buys shirt

Wut

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Many tumblrinas are not content plastering their tumblr blogs with eye-searing colors, tasteless graphics, and SJW sperging, and take it to the next level by decorating their flabby bodies with the same. I'm sure you're all familiar with the dangerhair phenomenon, but that's only the tip of the iceberg here; if one dares delve into the sketchier corners of sites such as Etsy and Storenvy, one is bound to find all manner of SJWs and tumblrinas hawking overpriced and unattractive wares emblazoned with their shitty opinions. And because mocking terrible clothing is a time honored tradition throughout humanity, let's have ourselves a fun time.

Ideal places to hunt for milk are not only tumblr, but the aforementioned Etsy and Storenvy. Plug in typical tumblrese words and phrases, and see what horrors come up. Below is a small sampling:

Spoiler: Thank you for telling us so plainly and obviously.

Spoiler: Nothing says 'beautiful' like an old sweatshirt scribbled on with bleach.

Spoiler: I can't tell if this is stupidity or an underhanded attempt to help the cops.

Spoiler: For when you want to make it clear you're only pretending to be tranny as a fashion statement.

Spoiler: ward away those nasty vore fetishists with this ugly shirt!

Spoiler: It really is like one of their garish blogs come to life.

Spoiler: There isn't a single element of this that isn't tacky as hell.

Spoiler: Trust me, no boy wants anywhere near you.

Spoiler: We'd really rather not. (Possibly NSFW)

http://shapeshiftersinc.storenvy.com/ / http://archive.is/aKmQD The fashion binder store, full of similar "gems."
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/96907-one-angry-girl-designs / http://archive.is/arDMh This store is packed to bursting with tumblrfem-flavoured hideousness.
http://kin-looks.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.is/JT79R When pretending to be a dragon the internet isn't enough.
http://feministfashion.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.is/kphx8 A grab bag of tasteless clothes and feminism sperging.
http://cyberfatgirls.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.is/8kyhN Fat positive "fashion"
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopHeroineCouture / http://archive.is/q6suh Don't get much more tumblr than this.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/NalgonaPositiveShop / http://archive.is/nFKnQ The derpy art just makes this one.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PeopleAreStrxnge / http://archive.is/AbGwa More general tumblr-ness.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RebirthGarments / http://archive.is/msP6q This store. This fucking store. I just.... I have no words.

Spoiler: no fucking words (NSFW?)

Just remember most tumblr clothing comes in XXL, XXXL or XXXXL

Don't ask about the XXXXXL clothes and beyond; there sold out

 

[friedshrimp]

^Hmm the Slatons could be pretty good tumblrites if they were smarter...

 

[Lackadaisy]

This looks like a bad 80s photo.

Also don't forget the shop lookhuman.

https://www.lookhuman.com

This shop is filled to the brim with shitty tumblr aesthetic.

A site named 'lookhuman' selling tumblr-esque clothing is hilarious on so many levels.

From their best sellers list:

Plus a dozen-and-one variations on the "do you even lift?" meme.

 

[Melkor]

The mermaid print binder looks pretty nice, but when would you wear it? Yeah, it's cute and all, but... it'd show through a lot of clothes. That's the last thing you want if you're trying to physically pass as a dude.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I like the tranny Mephistopheles thing firing rays of makeup products from it's armpits, I just don't get what tranny Mephistopheles has to do with shoplifting. Maybe it's their patron saint?

 

[Billiam Cipher]

Spoiler: big image

While not "tacky" per se, I noticed that every fucking Tumblrina owns this shirt and *that* is tacky. Why do they love this shirt? What is it about this boring gray alien t-shirt that screams "I must have it"?

It represents the "90s grunge" aesthetic that they all romanticize. They think that decade was all alien print and tattoo chokers.

I mean, I definitely remember that being a thing back then to an extent, but neither are the first thing that personally come to mind when I think of the 1990s.

 

[The Joker]

Is there a cool "mighty lesbian" shirt there are well?

 

[Belial]

The mermaid print binder looks pretty nice, but when would you wear it? Yeah, it's cute and all, but... it'd show through a lot of clothes. That's the last thing you want if you're trying to physically pass as a dude.

That's exactly why I included it. It's pretty, but I thought the whole point of wearing a binder was so you could look more naturally male and not draw attention to the fact that it's needed at all. Making them in bright, attention-grabbing colors just seems to me like they're screaming "HEY EVERYONE I WEAR A BINDER, LOOK HOW TRANNY I AM!"

Patriarchy trampling unicorn shirt.

That unicorn looks almost like it was drawn by Purple Kecleon.

 

[cluelessly]

The mermaid print binder looks pretty nice, but when would you wear it? Yeah, it's cute and all, but... it'd show through a lot of clothes. That's the last thing you want if you're trying to physically pass as a dude.

I could see them being a thing at pride parades and things like that but otherwise seems like a lot of money for tranny mermaid cosplay

 

[Argonian Scum]

Tattoo chokers make my skin itch just looking at them.

A small sample from LookHuman's election sale...

Spoiler: Image heavy

I'm not making any kind of political statement, I'm just here to post cringe.
It's probably worth nothing I didn't see a lot of Republican/right-wing content until page 4.

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[drtoboggan]

Clothes for jabronis.