The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Temperance]

I know I'm super late to this, but the Tranch's heating situation (with their propane tank getting repo'd or whatever) just seems crazy.

• As a reminder, the Tranchers claimed at the end of August that their propane company cut their service for no good reason and sent an armed crew (without a work order) to take back the Tranch's big propane tank which they were renting and were reliant upon for heating. It also sounds like the supposedly badass, recalcitrant Tranchers just meekly let them do it, too.
  • Kiwis were naturally skeptical. It's more likely that the Tranchers weren't paying the bills, but even then, it seems unusual for the company to repossess and haul away the (very large) tank.
• People on twitter wanted the Tranchers to name-and-shame the company, but they declined to do so immediately. Penny said he was going to talk to a lawyer first, but as far as I can tell, absolutely nothing has happened. I did searches on both the Tranch's and Penny's twitter accounts for terms like "lawyer / propane / tank", but there's been no update since the start of September when the Tranchers installed a much, much smaller tank as a replacement.

This is the new tank:

It's tiny, and this is supposed to keep them warm through the winter?? I noticed the absurdity while scrolling through Fedposter J's twitter. See:

And another picture of it:


For comparison, here's the old tank:



They're totally screwed. It's hard to believe that they (or the poor animals) will make it safely through the winter. No wonder Penny's trying to buy a second property to escape to!
I'm just curious about why they didn't start a new GoFundMe. This situation seems like way more of an emergency than that pipe leak in their bathroom a few months ago...

Case-in-point:

This was in October. How bad is it now? How bad will it be if/when there's a serious blizzard? Jeez.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Those photos really illustrate the absolute white trash ineptitude of the tranchers. There's not one thing you can point at and say "Hey, that's well done." With everything just lying around wherever they felt like dropping it -- trash as well as useful items -- they make the average trailer park look like Martha's Vineyard by comparison. And it's all down to their incompetence and stupidity.

That same stupidity which is also highlighted whenever they open their idiot mouths and try to sound more intelligent than they actually are by smugly throwing around terms like 'ontologically' and 'stochastic'.* Hearing that sort of jargon coming from these guys is like a flashback to Damon Wayans as Oswald Bates, but without the saving grace of his amusing lewds.

I can only pray that the alpacas die a quick and painless death in the coming cold and snow, as it's the least of evils that are possible given this scenario and these worthless animal-abusing pieces of shit.

Edit to add: They still continue to promote the lies of 'The Siege' while having never offered a single piece of documentary evidence that any of it actually occurred outside their own imagination, whether smartphone footage or audio. It all comes down to "we say it, therefore it happened". Believe wahmen, I guess. They got MeToo'd like a MF.

*Dolts that aren't smart enough to know the definition of 'man' and 'woman' (or are incapable of spelling them, in Phil's case) should probably stick to pre-K vocabulary just to be safe.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I can’t wait to hear how the podcast covers the “trans sister “ they rescued from that “white supremacist den” which was just an empty campground with some racist graffiti.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I remember some Twitter weirdo said he drove out their during Earl's Siege and brought them guns. So it's whoever that is. It was before the other guy sent them those shitty tin plates or whatever crap metal and shoddy craftsmenship.

This was just a misunderstanding - there was no Earl's Siege, but there is Earl's Sietch - and with just a tiny bit more of desertification of the Tranch, Earl's worms can go there and devour Kevin

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I can’t wait to hear how the podcast covers the “trans sister “ they rescued from that “white supremacist den” which was just an empty campground with some racist graffiti.

God, I’d forgotten all about that lmao. Didn’t some of their retarded twitter followers question it? I need to revisit it

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Thank you @Funny Trucker , much obliged!


You know if this were true you'd think members of the site would do more active organizing to do actual psychological attacks and coordinated twitter bullying but we mostly repost info, make shitty insults and commentary, and shit our pants and do nothing in general.

Man, I wish I could be a notable TERF, but at least people think I'm Cornholio looking so I'll take that as consolation.


This is so over the top. I wonder if Penny genuinely believes this or if both of them exaggerated together. I belive Penny is stupid and paranoid enough to believe it but also that he's stupid enough and manipulative enough to try and get others to fall for it.


See, this is why they don't have good relationships with their neighbors. You don't even have to fit their culture, you just got to be nice and respectful to them. No wonder Penny decided to drop anarcho liberalism and pick up anarcho communism instead, he needs to be judging your shit at all times.



Wait did they actually say this? Thank god no one cares to listen to what they say anymore or they'd be fucking crucified.

Speak for yourself you have to be selected for the 44th psychological Auntie tranny Warfare unit which is a real thing is not something I just made up

 

[Oxyjen]

They're totally screwed. It's hard to believe that they (or the poor animals) will make it safely through the winter. No wonder Penny's trying to buy a second property to escape to!
I'm just curious about why they didn't start a new GoFundMe. This situation seems like way more of an emergency than that pipe leak in their bathroom a few months ago...

Ah propane chat, how I’ve missed you!

You raise a great point. Is it reasonable to assume they’ve managed to get a proper bulk tank replacement (and supply contract) since then? No?

If not, and they’re trying to survive on a single 100lb bottle at a time.. that’s not ideal.

The normal setup is two such tanks with an automatic changeover thing, so that you can run one completely empty and then take it to be swapped while running on the other one.

Can they actually be using that size for space heating? A typical whole house air furnace (100,000 BTU) will take about a gallon of propane per hour. There are 24 gallons in a 100lb tank.
Being super charitable, assuming they are basically only heating one large room, let’s say they get 72 hours, and only use the heat for 8 hours per day. That would last 9 days. But! They will also be using it for water heating which will take a few gallons per week, and for cooking.

So one bottle could last at best a week. That’s a pain in the ass. Good thing there’s plenty of hulking strong men-folk around with macho attitudes and pickup trucks to carry out this task. It’s also a very expensive way to buy fuel.


My actual guess is that they are huddling around a wood burning stove most of the time, and conserving the gas for water heating and cooking. Change out time is then a month or two.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Ah propane chat, how I’ve missed you!

You raise a great point. Is it reasonable to assume they’ve managed to get a proper bulk tank replacement (and supply contract) since then? No?

If not, and they’re trying to survive on a single 100lb bottle at a time.. that’s not ideal.

The normal setup is two such tanks with an automatic changeover thing, so that you can run one completely empty and then take it to be swapped while running on the other one.

Can they actually be using that size for space heating? A typical whole house air furnace (100,000 BTU) will take about a gallon of propane per hour. There are 24 gallons in a 100lb tank.
Being super charitable, assuming they are basically only heating one large room, let’s say they get 72 hours, and only use the heat for 8 hours per day. That would last 9 days. But! They will also be using it for water heating which will take a few gallons per week, and for cooking.

So one bottle could last at best a week. That’s a pain in the ass. Good thing there’s plenty of hulking strong men-folk around with macho attitudes and pickup trucks to carry out this task. It’s also a very expensive way to buy fuel.


My actual guess is that they are huddling around a wood burning stove most of the time, and conserving the gas for water heating and cooking. Change out time is then a month or two.

Maybe they have a few 100lbs tanks stored so they can switch them out faster? Don't worry, I'm sure they're storing those properly.

 

[Oxyjen]

Maybe they have a few 100lbs tanks stored so they can switch them out faster? Don't worry, I'm sure they're storing those properly.

Let’s take a look!

 

[Jump]

Maybe they have a few 100lbs tanks stored so they can switch them out faster? Don't worry, I'm sure they're storing those properly.

My guess is they are just burning tons of diesel running the 1 tank back and forth every time they run it to empty. We all know if they had spares they would just be laying randomly on the ground with all the other trash and clutter they have scattered all over.

The absolute state of everything
One deck fell off. The other is jammed with trash. Shit everywhere

I noticed the absurdity while scrolling through Fedposter J's twitter.

The soil is so fucked now they have to buy costly potting soil in little plastic bags to grow anything. And in alot of their videos you hear the constant wrrrrr of gasoline powered generators sucking down a gallon of gasoline an hour. A True and Honest sustainable operation.

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

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[KiwiFuzz]

It's possible that they're using the generator for heat and the propane for hot water.

This is the most ghetto-rigged shitpile.

Okies would be embarrassed to live like this.

 

[whothefuck]

The soil is so fucked now they have to buy costly potting soil in little plastic bags to grow anything. And in alot of their videos you hear the constant wrrrrr of gasoline powered generators sucking down a gallon of gasoline an hour. A True and Honest sustainable operation.

If the land ever goes under the hammer it must come up dirt cheap. Hell, I wouldn't mind some junk land to mess about on, it could be useful for something. It'll be interesting when it goes past the point of no return with the Tranch tho. Who knows how much further they'll degrade the land.

 

[Sourceress]

Ah propane chat, how I’ve missed you!

You raise a great point. Is it reasonable to assume they’ve managed to get a proper bulk tank replacement (and supply contract) since then? No?

If not, and they’re trying to survive on a single 100lb bottle at a time.. that’s not ideal.

The normal setup is two such tanks with an automatic changeover thing, so that you can run one completely empty and then take it to be swapped while running on the other one.

Can they actually be using that size for space heating? A typical whole house air furnace (100,000 BTU) will take about a gallon of propane per hour. There are 24 gallons in a 100lb tank.
Being super charitable, assuming they are basically only heating one large room, let’s say they get 72 hours, and only use the heat for 8 hours per day. That would last 9 days. But! They will also be using it for water heating which will take a few gallons per week, and for cooking.

So one bottle could last at best a week. That’s a pain in the ass. Good thing there’s plenty of hulking strong men-folk around with macho attitudes and pickup trucks to carry out this task. It’s also a very expensive way to buy fuel.


My actual guess is that they are huddling around a wood burning stove most of the time, and conserving the gas for water heating and cooking. Change out time is then a month or two.

If they were really smart, they'd shut all the heating vents in the bedrooms, all move to sleeping in the big room with the wood-burning stove and cordon off as much of the rest of the house as possible with plastic sheeting and plywood (including in the windows!) to trap all the heat in the one room. It would reduce their use of gas for heating (and the amount of gas they need for electricity) while keeping the warm air in. They could call it a big girly-girl sleepover or something.

They won't, because they're stupid and Kevin would die without his desktop and Transformers toys, but it's what they'd do if they were smart. Poor people in cold climates do that shit all the time and it does work.

The soil is so fucked now they have to buy costly potting soil in little plastic bags to grow anything. And in alot of their videos you hear the constant wrrrrr of gasoline powered generators sucking down a gallon of gasoline an hour. A True and Honest sustainable operation.

So sustainable and off-the-grid! Truly they need nothing from the outside world except, uh.. let me check my notes.. ah, gallons upon gallons upon gallons of fossil fuels. Yup, sounds super off-the-grid to me.

 

[Jump]

If the land ever goes under the hammer it must come up dirt cheap. Hell, I wouldn't mind some junk land to mess about on, it could be useful for something. It'll be interesting when it goes past the point of no return with the Tranch tho. Who knows how much further they'll degrade the land.

The house would be a total tear down. It was shoddy and halfassed to start with. Now with years of zero upkeep and abuse it would be a nighmare to bring back.

Also


(temps in burger degree's F)
I don't think they will luck out with a mild winter this year like they did last.

 

[whothefuck]

So sustainable and off-the-grid! Truly they need nothing from the outside world except, uh.. let me check my notes.. ah, gallons upon gallons upon gallons of fossil fuels. Yup, sounds super off-the-grid to me.

Maybe their amholes are a source of natural gas?

 

[Aunt Carol]

If they were really smart, they'd shut all the heating vents in the bedrooms, all move to sleeping in the big room with the wood-burning stove and cordon off as much of the rest of the house as possible with plastic sheeting and plywood (including in the windows!) to trap all the heat in the one room. It would reduce their use of gas for heating (and the amount of gas they need for electricity) while keeping the warm air in. They could call it a big girly-girl sleepover or something.

Man, if only they had access to a whole bunch of some kind of warm natural fiber they could knit blankets out of while they all snuggle together, just a big girly knitting bee.

 

[AMHOLIO]

How bad is it now? How bad will it be if/when there's a serious blizzard? Jeez.

TENACIOUS FREEZE

Speak for yourself you have to be selected for the 44th psychological Auntie tranny Warfare unit which is a real thing is not something I just made up

What the fuck where's my invite? I'm gonna cry.

The absolute state of everything
One deck fell off.

Ok, now I'm actually going to cry. This is horrendous. The poor house, this is like if a hurricane came through BUT ITS JUST A BUNCH OF DIPSHITS. Tragic.

Hell, I wouldn't mind some junk land to mess about on, it could be useful for something.

We can use it as a museum. Or just hoist a large flag with the Kiwi Farms Logo after bulldozing the rest. We move any alpacas left to actual farms, likely spreading them out in small groups to dozens of small farms for petting zoos and as alternate guard animals.

So sustainable and off-the-grid! Truly they need nothing from the outside world except, uh.. let me check my notes.. ah, gallons upon gallons upon gallons of fossil fuels. Yup, sounds super off-the-grid to me.

What the fuck happened to their solar panels? Anyone heard an update on that?

to trap all the heat in the one room.

This is a good idea in the right hands but this is also the tranch and something tells me the house would catch fire.

They won't, because they're stupid and Kevin would die without his desktop and Transformers toys, but it's what they'd do if they were smart. Poor people in cold climates do that shit all the time and it does work.

If they run the electricity from Kevin's computer all night on a high performance game they might be able to generate heat that way.

Man, if only they had access to a whole bunch of some kind of warm natural fiber they could knit blankets out of while they all snuggle together, just a big girly knitting bee.

Reminder that I love you and think the best of you always.



So what happens first?

• Something freezes over, like an alpaca or important component that breaks
• Something collapses further, like a roof or building wall
• Something catches fire or explodes

Place your bets America!!!

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

The house would be a total tear down. It was shoddy and halfassed to start with. Now with years of zero upkeep and abuse it would be a nighmare to bring back.

Also

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(temps in burger degree's F)
I don't think they will luck out with a mild winter this year like they did last.

Oh, it will be a cold winter all right. Here's a pic I took of Earl this afternoon near the Tranch fence:

 

[Ghostse]

It's possible that they're using the generator for heat and the propane for hot water.

This is the most ghetto-rigged shitpile.

Okies would be embarrassed to live like this.

They have solar, my guess would they are running space heaters during the day and just dressing warm at night.
But that's what a reasonable person would do. These are trannies, and any inconvenience is unimaginable suffering, so who knows.