Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

When do we pool money together to commission a Twitter artist to draw trans chibi x trans caveman porn

 

[Marche]

Chibi says all this when the easiest first step he could take would be shaving that fucking monobrow

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Chibi says all this when the easiest first step he could take would be shaving that fucking monobrow

Mans can't shave his lower face worth shit, I wouldn't trust him within 2 inches of my eyes with a razor blade either. Makes you wonder how you can have such poor hand-eye coordination and try to be a prominent gamer though.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

Mans can't shave his lower face worth shit, I wouldn't trust him within 2 inches of my eyes with a razor blade either. Makes you wonder how you can have such poor hand-eye coordination and try to be a prominent gamer though.

Chibi probably completely standard Hand-eye coordination, maybe a bit on the clumsy side. The fact is he's just lazy and thinks its "Good-Enough". He's unkempt by even neckbeard standards which is made all the more ironic by the fact he wants to be taken seriously for his cosplay. He keeps trying to bank on skills that he doesn't possess and has either through his own actions or reputation alienated anyone who could help fill in the gaps. Just for cosplaying, If he had someone who wasn't an asskisser to tell him what cosplays would or wouldn't work or what he needs to do to make them work then maybe he'd be a normal insufferable cosplay dick but instead hes a sad lonely and pathetic one

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Mans can't shave his lower face worth shit, I wouldn't trust him within 2 inches of my eyes with a razor blade either. Makes you wonder how you can have such poor hand-eye coordination and try to be a prominent gamer though.

It's easy, you just cheat

 

[McSneaks]

"I focus on me now."

Literally what his discord soulmate said is the reason no one wants to be around him or talk to him and his response was "wow you're right I feel like this is a revelation I am so blessed that I got to meet you that really hits home. I feel like I can make huge progress now"

Week later

"I'M DONE FOCUSING ON YOU, GENSHIN WHATEVER??? NO FOR ONCE IT'S CHIBI TIME"

You're not supposed to talk about your plans, because your brain gives off the same chemical as when you actually finish a goal as when you talk about it.

It's totally fine (and normal) to talk about it. And then you follow through.

People like Chibi completely miss the second part, so they just go "wow good for me I thought about doing something and I pUt tHe EnErGy iNtO tHe wOrLd" and then like you say they get the same sense of accomplishment when everyone goes "wow! you go faggot you can pick that trash off the floor of your bedroom I believe in you!!!" so now there's no reason to actually do it, because the reason to do it was to be told how cool and good they are, which they already achieved.

Hence why retards love new years resolutions because everyone claps and tells them you go gurl while both parties scroll twitter eating cookies

 

[BernieGores]

Chibi says all this when the easiest first step he could take would be shaving that fucking monobrow

And for the love of God, shave *just* the monobrow. Don't have a swordfight with your eyebrows, don't trim them with a weedwhacker, just fucking pluck the hairs in the middle.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Our boy Chibi is finally moving up in the world.

 

[scallion]

Our boy Chibi is finally moving up in the world.

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Holy shit is he still taking the game dev courses?

 

[curbside2]

KiwiFarms has always been right about you Adam
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You know what? I have below zero faith it can happen. But if Chibi got his shit together then I’d welcome it. He’s been a funny lolcow three times max. If he taking care of himself, worked towards a decent job, put a down payment on a house then good for him. It’s more likely for him to win the lottery though.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Our boy Chibi is finally moving up in the world.

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Wasn't he supposed to be in Florida by now?

 

[Stinkyboy]

Or japan?

 

[I swear she's 18]

Or japan?

Would be a great laugh for him to get crushed by the brutal reality that Japan isn't all weeb shit and how the culture really is. And all the weeb shit that is there is looked down upon anyways. So it'd be just the same.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Our boy Chibi is finally moving up in the world.

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I'm sure his discord simps are hard at work on his final project.

 

[Staffy]

Our boy Chibi is finally moving up in the world.

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Oh please cheebz go to jap land and get called a filthy gaijin while wearing your kingdom hearts cosplay there 24/7!

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

Chibi says all this when the easiest first step he could take would be shaving that fucking monobrow

Don't shave your eyebrows, pluck them.

 

[Team TERF]

Pokémon just announced they're retiring Ash Ketchum and Pikachu from the anime.

Someone check on Chibi, he might commit sudoku for real this time

 

[Tiberius Rising]

Pokémon just announced they're retiring Ash Ketchum and Pikachu from the anime.

Someone check on Chibi, he might commit sudoku for real this time

Ash grew up before Chibi! Who would have guessed that the never aging protagonist would somehow beat Chibi to adulthood!

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Honorable Adam-San… 日本人に本当の嫌感を教えてやろう

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

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Honorable Adam-San… 日本人に本当の嫌感を教えてやろう

Oh god imagine being part of this group as some cost cutting plan to visit Japan just to get stuck with the embodiment of autism. Is he wearing is KH wigs to the meet ups?