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Jerry Hamboner is really, really vying HARD for the "#1 Elon Musk dickrider of the Year 2022" award.

First, Elon threw him some attention and rolled back an extremely idiotic decision banning people from sharing links to other social media sites.
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Now he believes him and Elon are best friends, so when Elon posted his poll asking if he should step down from Twitter, of course, Jeremy shit his pants and started panic tweeting.
Begging Elon to call him on the phone so he can beg him to stay 1 on 1:
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Begging Elon to make him the new CEO:
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Unironically comparing this to 9/11:
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TheQuartering on Twitter: "Yes. Twitter is the public square. Losing …

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Calling all hands on deck, red alert across the Twitter right wing griftosphere:
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Begging MrBeast to get on his side:
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The guy's a few seconds away from literally flying down to San Francisco to gargle on Elon's nuts IRL for free to get him to stay
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This might just be the gayest behavior I've ever seen one man display towards another man that he isn't (currently) sexually engaged with.
 
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When there is a power vacuum, members of the tribe are the first to offer themselves "from the good of their heart"

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Elon asks him to put his shekels where his mouth is
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
If this is true and say Saudi's gain control of Twitter, I won't even laugh about Twitter anymore and I'd ask Twitter HQ be relocated to that shit hole where it belongs.
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I'd love to see Saudis take it over just to see how they manage to adapt their usual practice of throwing LGBTWTFBBQ people off roofs to a virtual environment. I also like how as they're being thrown off buildings, they'll relentlessly defend the BIPOCs and insist it isn't happening because muh uwu muzzy wuzzie BIPOCs.
Neil said:
This might just be the gayest behavior I've ever seen one man display towards another man that he isn't (currently) sexually engaged with.
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He may not be as gay as Ben Garrison continually drawing Trump as a swole superhero with ripped abs and Big Dick Energy, but he's trying.
 
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Terrifik said:
comparison
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1/3 engagement from all time.
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Sammich said:
or maybe, you clipped that way too fucking early. still 4 hours left, and it's already surpassed the trump vote one
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Elon stepping down would be a terrible idea because all it’d do would cause Twitter to go back to the “inmates running the asylum” state it was at before he bought it. The first thing the new head would do would just be rehiring everyone canned and reestablishing the Trust and Safety Council, and then they go to rebuilding the burnt bridges.
 
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Neil said:
Jerry Hamboner is really, really vying HARD for the "#1 Elon Musk dickrider of the Year 2022" award.

First, Elon threw him some attention and rolled back an extremely idiotic decision banning people from sharing links to other social media sites.
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Now he believes him and Elon are best friends, so when Elon posted his poll asking if he should step down from Twitter, of course, Jeremy shit his pants and started panic tweeting.
Begging Elon to call him on the phone so he can beg him to stay 1 on 1:
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Begging Elon to make him the new CEO:
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Unironically comparing this to 9/11:
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TheQuartering on Twitter: "Yes. Twitter is the public square. Losing …

archived 19 Dec 2022 05:54:36 UTC
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Calling all hands on deck, red alert across the Twitter right wing griftosphere:
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https://archive.vn/dERjs

Begging MrBeast to get on his side:
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The guy's a few seconds away from literally flying down to San Francisco to gargle on Elon's nuts IRL for free to get him to stay
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This might just be the gayest behavior I've ever seen one man display towards another man that he isn't (currently) sexually engaged with.
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I can feel the third hand cringe all the way here.
 
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Breadbassket said:
Would anyone here be surprised if he just chooses not to respect the outcome of the poll and say it was all bots?
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Not at all.

victim'victim said:
He hates that he actually had to buy that shit.
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Let’s hope he doesn’t sell because the buyer will just make it where it was: a left wing hugbox run by employees on power trips. With wine on tap.
 
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My guesses:
1. That kike Jared Kushner threatened him with something in Qatar
2. He really just doesn't wanna do it anymore and wants to step out or step back
3. Bot trap
4. He wants to bring in a hatchetman CEO to implement the serious changes/crazy ideas and soak up the criticism, then boot the hatchetman and step back in to look better by comparison
5. le epik trolle
 
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