Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Helvetia]

i was about to remark on how surprised i was patty hasn’t furiously wank-tweeted about elon’s poll, then i remembered it finished quite early fatty time. it’s about 9am though, surely he set a damn alarm?

 

[Wodanaz]

Diabetes fat
Cripples my spine, agony
Glue factory comes

 

[PST Stan Account]

Now, cars are not built
Like they used to be; they are
Built much much better

My one Christmas wish is for Elon to post a poll asking "Which is the dumber made-up name: Firstname Lastname or Torque Wheeler?"

Torque Wheeler makes me laugh every single fucking day, at the brightest of times and my darkest of hours. 2023 will see the premiere of PaT's new fitness blog, cardiomanic.tv, with articles by Jock Musselman, whose father rules Mars as a benevolent tyrant and whose mother created the color blue.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Now, cars are not built
Like they used to be; they are
Built much much better

My one Christmas wish is for Elon to post a poll asking "Which is the dumber made-up name: Firstname Lastname or Torque Wheeler?"

Torque Wheeler makes me laugh every single fucking day, at the brightest of times and my darkest of hours. 2023 will see the premiere of PaT's new fitness blog, cardiomanic.tv, with articles by Jock Musselman, whose father rules Mars as a benevolent tyrant and whose mother created the color blue.

V6 mustang car
I have a very small dick
My wife and kid left

 

[The Grinch]

He's... Offering terms of surrender to Elon?

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What a silly fat fool.

I love "in charge" Pat, the cherry on top is him using terms like "our" as if he has any sort of power at all. Also, I find it hilarious anytime I come to KF this thread is always likely to be last replied to so I don't even need to click into the Lolcow section of the site and find the thread.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I love "in charge" Pat, the cherry on top is him using terms like "our" as if he has any sort of power at all. Also, I find it hilarious anytime I come to KF this thread is always likely to be last replied to so I don't even need to click into the Lolcow section of the site and find the thread.

He does like to say “our” to pretend he has friends.

 

[Wodanaz]

reminds me of that military autist spectre who kept using "we" to describe kf

 

[grapeshark77]

i was about to remark on how surprised i was patty hasn’t furiously wank-tweeted about elon’s poll, then i remembered it finished quite early fatty time. it’s about 9am though, surely he set a damn alarm?

He's honestly probably SEETHING because Brianna Wu might have inspired the poll idea and not him. He tweeted some poll asking if Elon should sell Twitter that got no engagement and posted the Wordle.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I did wonder why a certain poster was so invested in which men masturbated, like who really wants to know?

He's honestly probably SEETHING because Brianna Wu might have inspired the poll idea and not him. He tweeted some poll asking if Elon should sell Twitter that got no engagement and posted the Wordle.

Him constantly posting his Wordle is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.

 

[Maude Snew]

reminds me of that military autist spectre who kept using "we" to describe kf

He's also fat and ugly and stupid and I've never seen him and Fat Rick in the same room together. Maybe because they're too fat to fit in one room at the same time, maybe for other reasons. Makes you think.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

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Also, *horde* resources. Are we going into a Commie Pat arc soon?

Jfc. I don't suppose Pat is going to be volunteering any time soon to stop "hoarding resources" and go on a subsistence diet so the rest can be redistributed to third worlders. It feels appropriate here to mention that he IS rather rotund, and that only happens by "hoarding" food well above your needs.

Let me guess, Pat thinks he doesn't have to give up a single thing, cause if Elon Musk and co. were expropriated it'd be enough to feed the world forever? (The money would last like a week)

 

[Broadside]

we do so anyway because the big bad "ownership class." Resources are effectively infinite because the ownership class owns Walmarts and Hooligans and maybe even that one artisanal pepperoni join in Milwaukee where food would always be plentiful except when the ownership class causes famines because they're evil or something.

We still do so because people like Pat antagonize and make civil discussion impossible by maligning any slight deviation from their politics as wholly evil. Pat is a textbook example of why democracy is a bad idea and why modern politics is so fucking cancerous.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

He does like to say “our” to pretend he has friends.

He says “our” because he’s referring to himself as well as the spirits of all the black children he’s consumed as pepperoni

 

[RussianParasite]

He does like to say “our” to pretend he has friends.

He says “our” because he is a fat faggot, the size of at least two or three normal humans put together, with bitch tits.

 

[AnOminous]

Though on the other hand, if that's your issue then you should enjoy when some creativity is put into it, like with the haiku and limericks.

Or just use the highlight button like someone who isn't an angry mong.

 

[Meriasek]

Now, cars are not built
Like they used to be; they are
Built much much better

My one Christmas wish is for Elon to post a poll asking "Which is the dumber made-up name: Firstname Lastname or Torque Wheeler?"

Torque Wheeler makes me laugh every single fucking day, at the brightest of times and my darkest of hours. 2023 will see the premiere of PaT's new fitness blog, cardiomanic.tv, with articles by Jock Musselman, whose father rules Mars as a benevolent tyrant and whose mother created the color blue.

Chad Swoleman, main meathead at musclemanic. Men aren't what they used to be. They're much, much better, you just need to train them better.

Let's do this.

And Fat Pig will absolutely think he can pull it off without people figuring it out.

 

[Broadside]

Though on the other hand, if that's your issue then you should enjoy when some creativity is put into it, like with the haiku and limericks.)

Thanks king

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I doubt it's Patrick because the real Fatty wouldn't have the self-restraint to only focus on one target. A dozen people have mocked @BMI Evaluator but the only person he's addressing is @Die Dunkle Maus. Fat would have gotten into flame wars with the entire thread. I also don't think he has a genuine issue with Maus' poetry because, by that token, he should have had something to say about all the other haiku flung his way.

@Die Dunkle Maus, you piss off someone in another thread? Anybody on site or off with an axe to grind?

I piss off someone everywhere I go, but not with poetry usually.

It is super bad... is it "publish" super bad?

Do I have to join that pedo club to be published? Because I'm not like Patty, I won't associate with pedos. Gross.

 

[Broadside]

I know I've mentioned this before, but looking over on Owen's forum I'm struck by the old screenshots of Pat on Twitter and just how different he communicates now compared to a few years ago.
He's gone from cringe reddit-tier quips and attempts to be sassy to talking like a non-English speaking AI churning out the same phrases (Enjoy prison, stalker/Never happened, stalker/Those are your delusions again). Even his back and forths with random non-aTalkers is just him saying WRONG WRONG culminating in "Fuck. You." It's as if his brain has literally become corrupted likesome old hard drive.

How different your life was Pat, before your nagging insecruties collided with your addiction to the Bird Site and gave us all the nuclear fallout that is your current life. (In hindsight, mentoring teens doesn't sound so good especially with the recent drama.)
"Lappy pounding away to a background of adolescent combat" Pat what the FUCK

 

[BScCollateral]

What the everloving fuck do this mean, Pat??

Since Pat has no idea where stuff comes from, he thinks there's enough of everything for everyone.
I honestly haven't seen anyone make this claim since the Soviets were pulling their delusional "Labor theory of value" nonsense. It's a self-described conservative who is literally defending 19th Century Marxist theory.