Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
@5t3n0g0ph3r May you kindly put up a poll on which comes first?

Nick putting out a Hedo II review
Nick pulling a Jared and then getting divorced
His wife opening an onlyfans
Nick coming out gay
Nick coming out trans
Nick getting arrested for something
Drex shoves a bottle up Nick's wife's ass on stream
Edit: Clarification cause I suck at spelling
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I have no jurisdiction in the Internet Famous subforum.
You would have to talk to the mod in charge here.
 
Here's a video from 1 year ago in which Nick advocates for "bringing back shame." Skip to the 35 second mark.


Drex: "We need to bring shame back to the fullest."

Nick: "Yep. In all aspects of everything."

Drex: "It's okay to kink-shame."

And I know for certain that Nick, on multiple occasions, has gone on rants about the value in shaming people for their poor life decisions and degenerate behavior. I found the above video with a quick search, but there are definitely more examples out there somewhere. "We need to bring shame back" used to be an occasional talking point from him. So what was that again about how his recent critics are just "projecting?"
 
I have no jurisdiction in the Internet Famous subforum.
You would have to talk to the mod in charge here.
I forget who that is. I forgot that we weren't in multimedia section again.....
These clowns are almost always online, and to name a few featured characters:
I mean, take your pick. Stolen valor Spectre or thirstposting winemoms? I'm not sure which one's worse. He should've sailed off into the sunset and fucked off after the Depp trial, at least he'd be viewed positively.
My guess for the next happening: some mega-autist matches up one of those "x-rays of funny objects stuck in people's butts" pictures to Nick or his wife.
How long until Nick becomes the copyright cuck that he once made fun of? Pretty sure something will get under his wife's skin eventually. If he's been failing all her shitests, then there's no way he'd refuse to try and not take something down.
oh god that stream looks like a goldmine
The interview with the cuck simulator (ft. Ron Toye) dev is also a goldmine, I wish I could convince the dev to add Nick as a guy in the swinger bar or something.
 
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@ColinQuinnsStent excellent post! Thanks for giving us a peek behind the iron curtain.

I think what happened is R and LR think these people are actually friends, or that they make up his core audience. They’re sycophants. They will do anything to get attention and most certainly don’t have LR and R’s best interest at heart. And as soon as it all goes down in flames, they’ll be gone. Along with everyone else. But he’s popular right now and his ego is getting stroked - it’s like a drug.

For what it’s worth I don’t think Lady Rackets is actually fucking other people. She’s a married woman who had an army of children and wants to still feel desirable. She might feel like she needs to participate in photos and such to keep up with the other thirst posters trying to get Nick’s attention.

I just enjoy poking the bear a bit because that’s exactly what Rekieta used to do to other people who engaged in the same behavior. Don't dish it out if you can’t take it. Hell if he took a few licks and laughed it off or even teased himself a bit, people would mostly leave it alone. It’s the reaction that keeps the interest, you can tell it’s driving him crazy.

At this point he’s just like every other right-winger cultivating a cult of personality, quick to judge but just as quick to engage in the behavior he criticizes in others. I just hope he realizes the people stroking his ego are the kinds of people that would love to be the reason his marriage breaks up. Welcome to true Borderline Personality Disorder.
 
I think you're right @Balldo's Gate, around 33 seconds into the clip you hear someone yell '41 today'. And the other voice sounds like Nick. If i get the chance i'll try to clean up the audio so we can hear what they're saying.
Good call, I totally missed that before you pointed that out because the video had a lag at that point.

I tried my own hand at turning down the music and cutting out the buffering. At 0:27 in the video below a guy asks "How old are you?" and voices that sound like Nick and his wife say "I'm 41" and "41 today", and the guy responds with "happy birthday".



I can't really make out much of anything else, maybe you could fix the audio some more.
 
The gayest part about e-celeb followings are always those individuals who try to distinguish themselves as power users like they're some kind of side character in a shitty movie adaptation of Nick's chat. These clowns are almost always online, and to name a few featured characters:

icancook is some broad that spams the chat when she's drunk, having a schizo episode, or just trolling.
cynthialibtard is a perpetually combative cow who'll rant and rave about motherhood and pick fights with thirstposters while doing it herself (not going to go through old chats to find it, she seems fat).
sally78 is a cougar piece of ass with BPA laced milkers who appears to have been a competitive bodybuilder back when her hooha could still produce moisture
mandy_k has 2000s emo kid energy, constantly thirstposts, and makes vector art sketches of the Locals members who are retarded enough to post face pics. Also she's bipolar and doesn't take her meds. Nonzero chance she'll hook up with one of the chat members, then disappears entirely. Posted an uncensored titty pic which Nick had to delete.
I don't know who this mess is, but these are some of her pics that were floating around in chat last weekend. I guess as a fuck you to the prudes at KF who don't know how to run a good law show. I think she's married to another member who gets off on posting her like a good cuck.

You get to look at top shelf ass like this, and much much worse, for $5 a month. If the old wisdom of playing to the audience that you want is true, how long until Rumble and Locals come to realize that they signed a discord whoremonger?
Absolutely spectacular post, good sir. Nick is not just a hypocrite but the biggest hypocrite, I’m sorry, but this shit is too funny. Total trash.
 
Branca is a lolcow in his own right, this man literally spends a shit ton of time eviscerating people on twitter (see lawtube thread). Yes, it's funny when it happens but who the fuck posts several fucking pages on twitter a day?
Also his wife making him apologize was funny definitely masculine as fuck for a purported red-pilled fella.
But I do agree, they are actually interesting because I'm interested in law and not the sex life of some 40 year old. If I wanted that I'd just go to fetlife or something.
Was unaware of any of this, but I don't really browse Twitter. I just watch the streams.
I refer to you the boondocks on nigga moments:
Stinkmeaner's lecture on nigga synthesis:

and the episode on R Kelly:
...proving once again that The Boondocks was ahead of its time, and I'll never understand how the fuck network jews greenlit that shit.
 
Good call, I totally missed that before you pointed that out because the video had a lag at that point.

I tried my own hand at turning down the music and cutting out the buffering. At 0:27 in the video below a guy asks "How old are you?" and voices that sound like Nick and his wife say "I'm 41" and "41 today", and the guy responds with "happy birthday".

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I can't really make out much of anything else, maybe you could fix the audio some more.
Is it just me or does anyone else think one of the ladies sounds like Kayla as well?

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"and call them a hypocrisy" 🤔 freudian slip?
 
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To be fair, the funniest outcome is that he continues down this path the thirst-posters lead him. So I’m all for his blossoming devolution.

I’m just bummed that this probably means the end of Null’s guest appearances, I genuinely enjoyed those.

Been watching Rackets since Dick. Enjoyed his show. It filled many hours of my life, and it was fun to see it grow from scratch.

The wheel however, turned as it always does. Now I'm looking forward to him providing a different sort of entertainment.

At the rate things are progressing, it won't be long until I can say that I've watched from Dick to dick.
 
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