Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Scary Bread]

Goal in life
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How much must it suck to be one of Nick Rekieta's kids? His only goal, the only important thing in his life, is to fuck his wife. He can't come up with anything else. Nothing else of note rattling around in the forefront of that Noggin. He just fucks his wife, and then... Whatever else.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I recently re-watched the Rekieta Null stream during #Dropkiwifarms (or maybe was the Shartgate stream) and so sad to see how he’s totally flipped. He used to be so levelheaded about KF admitted to reading his own thread but not interacting because nothing good would come of it…

He was level-headed because he was playing along. He knew he was playing with fire, and the a-hogs would latch on as soon as they found a weakness.

Null did say in (about the time the bottle in the ass pic blew up) that Nick should just stop. Null kind of foresaw this.

 

[White Girl]

How much must it suck to be one of Nick Rekieta's kids? His only goal, the only important thing in his life, is to fuck his wife. He can't come up with anything else. Nothing else of note rattling around in the forefront of that Noggin. He just fucks his wife, and then... Whatever else.

When his kids are older they’re going to be bullied so hard. I feel bad for them and I wouldn’t be surprised if they all had different fathers lol.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Locals Stream Recap:

Don't know what's worse the having sex in front of kids or the fact that a parent of 5 can't think of anything more important than fucking his wife.
He's now sounding worse than a council home welfare leach Chav or an inner city Dindu since they at least pretend to care about their kids.

 

[Jack Awful]

He was level-headed because he was playing along. He knew he was playing with fire, and the a-hogs would latch on as soon as they found a weakness.

Null did say in (about the time the bottle in the ass pic blew up) that Nick should just stop. Null kind of foresaw this.

We also didn't shit on him back then, mainly because he wasn't a cow like he is now.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

How much must it suck to be one of Nick Rekieta's kids? His only goal, the only important thing in his life, is to fuck his wife. He can't come up with anything else. Nothing else of note rattling around in the forefront of that Noggin. He just fucks his wife, and then... Whatever else.

We also know he really badly wants a C8 Z06 Corvette, the official car of the boomer coomer. However, he won't get one any time soon since it's a high demand car that sells out with markups before it even arrives at the dealership and Nick is too lazy to go sleuthing for one.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

We also didn't shit on him back then, mainly because he wasn't a cow like he is now.

While I don't think a man as stubborn and self assured as nick would ever back down if he got shit on more maybe things would have been better. Other people with similar levels of dirt and presence (before the hedonism 2 arc) have much more hostile threads.

 

[Goofy Logic]

We also didn't shit on him back then, mainly because he wasn't a cow like he is now.

He "wasn't a cow" because he was saying stuff you agreed with, and kept his weird stuff hidden. People will dismiss some of your weirdness when you charm them by saying the right things. The way he was pausing as he spoke on stuff could be taken as he was picking his words carefully to remain neutral, but it gave the impression he may have been hiding something.

The moment they grow tired or suspicious, they start to nit-pick until they find something.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I was not expecting Nick’s spiral into cowdom to be so sudden and so complete.

We’ve come along way since the Chad Dad streams. I don’t think anyone could take him seriously if he did one of those now.

 

[KKKaan]

The first few weeks were glorious until Mandy (mentioned with boobas in on page 1007) posted tits.

He was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I'm now reminded of an incredibly ok Norwegian movie called Headhunters where one of the conflicts in the movie is the main character refusing to have a kid with his wife. When the two finally talk about it he says the reason he doesn't want kids is cause he is afraid the wife will lover her kids more than him and eventually grow apart.
I wonder if little Nicky or Lady Retards or both have gotten the same doubts.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Locals Stream Recap:

That first clip actually makes me kinda sad. It kinda sounds like his parents showed little to no affection towards each other while he was young and it made him unsure if they even cared about each at all. Maybe he thought they only were together for the sake of him and his sister or something. Maybe I'm reading too much into that. He now seems to be rationalizing whatever lack of affection he saw through his coomer brain and immediately goes to "I wish they told me they fucked" which is fucking retarded.

Nick, just crack down on Locals because the BDP hoes will not stop otherwise. Stop talking about your sex life and being an exhibitionist in your streams. Get rid of the parasocial faggots. This isn't a hard blueprint to follow. When your long time haters and some of your longest fans are all agreeing that these things are killing most fans enjoyment of the show, head their warnings faggot.

Also, he now says the entire world needs to loosen the fuck up while constantly spending the past 5 years shitting on people's loosening of their moral standards. Just admit that you're either a hypocrite and want to be a weirdo coomer now, or say that you never actually believed 90% of the shit you espoused. What a fucking spiral he's going down right now

 

[2lolis1cup]

Locals Stream Recap:
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A balldo in every stocking

Spoiler: Discord/Locals

Cancelled subs
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Chargebacks
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Locals Discord
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Locals members tits
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Others opinions
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You're projecting I'm shifting focus
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Dating channel
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Spoiler: Wife's pics

Lewd
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Wife's pic lost subscribers
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Superchatter posts pics
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Spoiler: Sex life/drugs

Mid-life crisis
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Goal in life
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Sexpervert
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Pregnant wife
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Exhibitionism
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Weekend MDMA
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Gay Bar
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Trigger the prudes, own the prudes
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at least he was still consistent with his 1st amendment stance

Also I need you to spot the difference.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

How long before one of the wine moms decides she doesn't want to share attention, and "one-ups" the others by posting an "oopsie, I didn't realize my nipple/vagina was showing!" picture? The problem with unrestricted women is that they will vie for attention with ever more extreme measures. Eventually, Locals won't care if Nicky is deleting the pictures if it keeps happening.

 

[TheClappening]

Some way through the Johnny Depp trial when it was becoming obvious that the long day and night streams were burning him out, he started a stream in an absolutely foul mood which he addressed up front, but said he would stream regardless refused to elaborate beyond it being "one of the worst days of his life". A more dedicated autist could probably go back and find the clip. I'll make some effort when I'm on my lunch, but no promises.

If you take him at his word it had nothing to do with his wife or kids, but it sort of cast a shadow for the rest of the Depp coverage for me. I thought it might have been gay-op Lawtube drama related or an issue with extended family at the time.

Take everything I've said with a grain of salt as I might be putting more importance on this than what it really deserves, but it's stuck out in my mind since it happened.

I might be mixing stories up, but wasn't this a posible family dispute where Nick owned property, he rented it out to family, and when he wanted to stop renting it out there were bitch fits.

So the formative memory influencing his behavior is when a preschool teacher told him no and took his toys away. That makes a lot of sense.

One of the stories he likes to tell is how one his teachers (preschool or kindergarten) took his toy (a Transformers toy, Perceptor I think) and never gave it back.

Shitty behavior on behalf of the teacher, but funny in hindsight.

 

[Jack Awful]

He "wasn't a cow" because he was saying stuff you agreed with, and kept his weird stuff hidden.

I mean, yeah, saying that your kids seeing a photo of you putting a bottle up your ass is good for them and going full mask off degenerate as you bitch about the haters tends to make more people agree that you're a lolcow.

I don't think it's nitpicking when you notice a complete personality shift.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Another facet of his midlife crisis might be the move from big city to small town. He moved from the Twin Cities to be closer to his wife’s family and that causes a lot of problems usually (e.g. lack of friends beyond family, not a lot to do, have to drive a ways to get PrEP medication, grow further away from friends you used to have).

Typically as your kids get older and don’t need you, especially with older kids who will pick up the slack with younger ones. You get more free time and time to think. Generally parents either pick up hobbies, go back to work, get more alone time, or become more sociable.
I think Nick foolishly made his work his hobby. Typically spouses want to engage a little with their spouse in whatever ( even if they don’t enjoy it, they show interest to be supportive). His wife seems to be someone who used to be a party girl and aging is hurting her hard. I think she’s expressed an interest in art, but lives in bumfuck no where Minnesota. She doesn’t really have access to any hobbies and streaming is out of the question (too old and lack of skills).

I think they turned to sex out of boredom and because they have money. Idle hands and all that. Most of the fun is in the struggle and they don’t have to if the Trust Fund shit is right.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I blame it in part the fact he didn't just continue streaming on youtube after he got unbanned. That and there's been no amusing legal content going on and he found out the hard way what mainstream media will invite into your life: drama. The Amber v Depp case more then likely brought in a bunch of 'tards whose sole existence is literal gossip drama, and I cannot help but feel like to some extent that's been introduced into his personal life as all these fucking morons joined his discord/locals/whereverthefuck he's streaming that's not Youtube and began to poke and prod holes into his squeaky clean image because the main draw is now gone. It's the same shit Ralph invited into his life, and Nick seems to think The Shaggy Defense is an actual play you can do to fight off drama.

Exact same phenomenon as with Ralph where if you criticize anything, even if you're a long time viewer, you're a hater who is ignored. The feedback loop is just people praising him for everything and urging him on to do more and more stupid shit.

On the subject of Ralph, I noted that Nick mentioned he expects a (the?) highlight of his year in 2023 is going to be taking a vacation to LA and partying with Dick Masterson. What odds are being offered on him hoping to meet the next Faith Vickers?

Weekend MDMA
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He's talking about it in a way that would be cringeworthy if he just turned 21 but he just turned 41. Embarrassing.

How long before one of the wine moms decides she doesn't want to share attention, and "one-ups" the others by posting an "oopsie, I didn't realize my nipple/vagina was showing!" picture? The problem with unrestricted women is that they will vie for attention with ever more extreme measures. Eventually, Locals won't care if Nicky is deleting the pictures if it keeps happening.

Discussed yesterday but that apparently already happened, there's been about 20 pages in the last day or so so I can't tell you where.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Some random Internet retard is gonna send all the details of Rekieta's degeneracy to one of his kids in the foreseeable future and Nick is gonna cement his transition into being a lolcow by blaming the farms and declaring some sort of gay jihad. Just wait and see.

On a personal note it's very sad to see Nick turn out this way. I followed Nick prior to him "getting big" because of his coverage of the Gibson Bakery's lawsuit against Oberlin. But now that that entire saga has recently concluded in complete success for the bakery he's barely talked about it, but rather prefers to talk about gay drama, degeneracy, and wife-swapping. Why even pretend it's a law-related channel at this point?

 

[Goofy Logic]

I mean, yeah, saying that your kids seeing a photo of you putting a bottle up your ass is good for them and going full mask off degenerate as you bitch about the haters tends to make more people agree that you're a lolcow.

I don't think it's nitpicking when you notice a complete personality shift.

I'm not talking about the blowup now, I'm talking about before all of this. Remember his "Female twitch streamer" parody and how weird it seemed? We initially shrugged that one off because of his other content

And with regards to the nit-picking, I'm just pointing out that is the start of the downfall. After all, that was pretty much how the audience turned on Ethan Ralph: his content started stagnating, so the audience picked on him until the gunt picture gave them the weakness they needed to turn him into a cow.