Hospital in France partially evacuated after A&E visit reveals World War One bomb in pensioner's anus

Kids' ward evacuated after pensioner shows up at A&E with WW1 bomb up his a*se

A hospital in southern France was temporarily evacuated after doctors discovered that the foreign object stuck up their patient's bum was an antique artillery shell

www.dailystar.co.uk

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An elderly gentleman who arrived at an Accident and Emergency centre in Toulon, France, sparked a bomb alert after doctors realise the had a First World War artillery shell lodged in his anus.
One member of hospital staff told French news site VAR-Matin that the explosive object was something of a first.

"An apple, a mango or even a can of shaving foam,” they said, “we are used to finding unusual objects inserted where they shouldn't be. But a shell? Never!”

 

[Burd Turglar]

Lemme guess, he tripped and fell onto it.

 

[Matt Damon]

"We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,”

Oh, naturally. Did you also utilize next-generation metrics and leverage your synergies to create a holistic customer-centric paradigm?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It started a war in the Balkans, maybe it will start WW3.

 

[Meat Target]

Anything is a buttplug if you're brave enough.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

...required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies."

"We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,” hospital administrator Yann Le Bras said. “When in doubt, we took all the precautions."

A hospital source said that the gynaecology and maternity wards carried on almost as usual during the bizarre “bomb threat” but the rest of the hospital closed down for the duration of the emergency.

"Bomb! BOMB! Everybody out! Except for the women and babies."

Unfathomably based.

 

[kcbbq]

This is a different kind of French surrender than I'm used to.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

How? Litterally how?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

"Pilot to bombardier...uhh...good job, I guess."

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

(Start at 7:50)

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I can hear El Risitas laughing from his grave when he learned this.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Military grade construction to ensure a explosive burst of pleasure!

 

[rel=alternate]

The dude was 88 years old and the ogive was 6*20cm

They literally had to operate through the stomach to get it out.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

The greatest generation has brought the Internet to its logical conclusion. We can all go home now.

 

[indigoisviolet]

I was hoovering in the nude when I tripped over the cat and...

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

You can always count on French degeneracy, even in your 80s.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This is a different kind of French surrender than I'm used to.

Yet not entirely surprising is it?

 

[Burd Turglar]

This is a hole new form of trench warfare.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Lemme guess, he tripped and fell onto it.

Million to one shot, doc, million to one!

 

[Mediocre]

Man, they really upped the ante in part 2 of the 1 man 1 jar series.