Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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Communication officer goes on a rant about Russian capabilities

Are you blind and retarded ( well yes, you are )? Its translation of livejournal blog post of Russian involved in smo. There is archive of original post in Russian if you are in "вы все врёти"
That's great, I'm glad for you. If you feel the urge to post another fifteen-page long speculative fiction NAFO cringe ЦиПСО высер by some anon from /pol/ livejournal, at least use thumbnails and provide a TL;DR first.

Speaking of cringe, here's some fresh cringe straight out of Bongladesh:
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British magazine The Economist selects Ukraine as the country of the year 2022 for "the heroism of its people, and for standing up to a bully."

"The choice is obvious. It can only be Ukraine," the article says.
 
There were always women in Russia (probably in Ukraine too, as post-USSR country) who are liable for military service. What's your point?
For people who don't know Russian, this is from Gorlovka, Donetsk region.

In this case, the conscription is an attempt to kill off all the women living in the Donetsk region since the men are all dead. If they are not thrown on the front line for Canon fodder, they will become semen receptacles and fucked until death by exhaustion, in an attempt to improve low-morale in the vodka nigger army.

On a larger scale, this demonstrates the shortage of military aged men Russia faces.
 
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Communication officer goes on a rant about Russian capabilities

Are you blind and retarded ( well yes, you are )? Its translation of livejournal blog post of Russian involved in smo. There is archive of original post in Russian if you are in "вы все врёти"
it’s an alleged account of a person claiming to be an officer in the RF posted on the internet. It has all the evidencebehind being real as a creepypasta story.
 
Russian communication officer Murz goes on a rant about Russian capabilities

Archive of original post (was shoahed by roskomnadzor)

TL;DR at the bottom of the pic

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Is it really that hard to use thumbnails? Why should people have to scroll through a screencap of pages of drivel from some literal who anon on /pol/? Just put the TL;DR first so people don't have to waste their time reading the rest of this autistic nonsense, no matter how long it took /k/ to write that copypasta.
Communication officer goes on a rant about Russian capabilities

Are you blind and retarded ( well yes, you are )? Its translation of livejournal blog post of Russian involved in smo. There is archive of original post in Russian if you are in "вы все врёти"
That's great, I'm glad for you. If you feel the urge to post another fifteen-page long speculative fiction NAFO cringe ЦиПСО высер by some anon from /pol/ livejournal, at least use thumbnails and provide a TL;DR first.
Tbf, the allegedly Russophone Zigger Beetlejuice poster has a point; for those who don't want a gigantic screenshot from 4chan, wartranslated provided an English translation of now deleted Russian Livejournal post (archived: https://archive.vn/1ieLA).
 
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Impressive, very nice. Let's see Ukraine's trains.
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inb4 someone posts a huge screencap of a 4chan post sperging about something someone posted on yet a different website which has now been bahleeted.

The agreement on the supply of rails for Ukrainian Railways amounts to support of the French government of up to 37.6 million euros. According to Bloomberg, this concerns a loan for Ukraine to purchase the rail material built by Germany's Saarstahl AG in France.

Rail in Ukraine is so busted France has to pony up the cash for Ukraine to buy new rails, which are of a different grade and whatnot from Yurop's, so maybe this is just cover and it's all going into someone's pocket--or several.
 
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inb4 someone posts a huge screencap of a 4chan post sperging about something someone posted on yet a different website which has now been bahleeted.

The agreement on the supply of rails for Ukrainian Railways amounts to support of the French government of up to 37.6 million euros. According to Bloomberg, this concerns a loan for Ukraine to purchase the rail material built by Germany's Saarstahl AG in France.

Rail in Ukraine is so busted France has to pony up the cash for Ukraine to buy new rails, which are of a different grade and whatnot from Yurop's, so maybe this is just cover and it's all going into someone's pocket--or several.
Bloomberg probably mistranslated, the 37.6 million is intended as a downpayment to heat the Saarstahl AG employee changing rooms during the month of January, easy mistake to make, really.
 
Good news for the ukranians, the CEO of YASNO, Ukraine's energy supplier announces widespread Freedom Blackouts® for Kiev, it looks like the few iranian drones that didnt got shot destroyed with pickle jars were not able to cause any major damage to the energy infrastructure.
Thank god all those unsustainable missiles and drone barrages are now over and the tons of western generators and transformers will be able to restore the country's energy supply really soon
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how goes the war son
I'll sum up the current situation:
-Warfare has gone back to WW I, with each side hunkering down in trenches, relying on artillery for any significant damage, and advancing only meters at a time with significant losses for each side.
-Each side claims to kill 10,000 enemy soldiers every day.
-Each side (Particularly Ukraine) claims the opposing side will collapse in 2 weeks. (The fact they've been continuously making this claim for 8 months does not seem to deter them from making it).
-Mud is a major issue for both sides, they're both waiting for the ground to freeze to make mechanized advances.
-Russia keeps lobbing missiles and drones at Ukraine's infrastructure (See bullet point 3).
-Russia is building up military forces during the stalemate, with an estimated 200,000-300,000 new recruits being trained.
-Belarus is likely to get involved, Putin and his delegation met with Lukashenko recently in Minsk.
-It's nearly impossible to ascertain what is really happening on the ground, it goes beyond fog of war, the information warfare has grown to a level of retardation that you are disabled if you trust any media source from either side.
-The USA is flip-flopping on sending Patriot Missile defense systems to Ukraine, but it's starting to look like they actually will.
-Ukraine officials claim to shoot down Russian drones and missiles at a rate that is... let's say mathematically interesting. Their complete lack of electricity and basic services seems to indicate otherwise. (See bullet point 5).
-The Russian military continues to fuck up and struggle to get its shit together, though the situation isn't as dire now as it was during the first 6 months of the war.
 
Bravo, brave Kiev infrastructure intercepting those drone strikes! Great job!

In other news, this tells you all you need to know about Kiev and their position in this conflict:

Advisor to the Head of the Office of the President of Ukraine Mykhailo Podolyak complained about the policy of the social network Twitter in relation to the Ukrainian conflict in connection with the reduction of tweets on this topic in the trends of the social network. He wrote about this on his Twitter page.

“The disappearance of the “conflict in Ukraine” from Twitter trends. A radical reduction in tweets" Podolyak said. According to him, "users are not allowed to register on Twitter or log into accounts with a Ukrainian phone number." In the comments on Podolyak's post, some users noted that they began to see fewer messages on the Ukrainian conflict in their feed after Musk became the new owner of Twitter.

He's hopeful after "57.7% Twitter users suggest step down from operational management. Authoritarian stylenot the best management way. Even in private companies. Social networks need transparent rules". This is super important because it will "increase mistrust, contribute to polarization and multiply conflicts"

This clown is trying to convince us Twitter helps win wars lmao, and is not used as cover for corrupt empires use to justify stealing from their citizens to fund a pathetic and pointless war (and incidentally, their coffers) while literally destroying the Ukraine, regardless who wins.

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Also, that is one ungrateful khokhol after Elon donated the use and terminals for Starlink to the Ukraine.

Elonovich Musk is such a huge Russia supporter, that 10,000 more Starlink terminals are being shipped to Ukraine in January.
 
TL;DR: Shit sucks for grunts on both sides while the higher ranked play at being masterful geniuses for photo ops. It really is WWI all over again.
Not just WWI, army officers have always gotten 99% of the credit while the grunts who actually do the fighting have to see their brothers in arms get maimed and dismembered, then one grunt does something that kills 50 enemy troops and gets a bone thrown to him.

WWI just changed things because it was one of the first major wars where high ranking officers were very rarely anywhere near the frontlines, so they no longer actually took part in the fighting, and the maiming and deaths were just numbers on a paper to them,
 
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Wait.....what.....?
Bakhmut doesn't matter, according to British tabloids.

UKR parasite Zelensky is just throwing more troops in and 'supposedly' personally visiting the battleground.....

It's ok though, it just a 4D chess move by a cocaine addled retard over a strategic city that doesn't matter.....

Hope you Zelensky fanboy faggots like apples.

Oh yeah, only 3 days for NATO to defeat Russia.....if you believe that please do us all a favour and fucking kill yourself.
 
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