Is this a Christmas miracle? Is Ralph back to form? Only time will tell.
Remember that Vickers said that Ralph has been using Harry as his mailing address, so it would not surprise me that he's sending all the merch/belt to his house to store in the meantime, especially with it being close to the event itself. I wonder how much shit Ralph has been sending to his place (probably without asking) and has been having him do (send out KS merch to paypigs?), until he finally got tired of it.
Is it fake? I doubt it, if he only had attacked Harry it would be one thing but he's going after A-man-da's sister too, fully naming calling her a cheater and insulting her. I doubt she would go along with it just for Ralph's sake (and if they did, Harry is the most pathetic man on the planet allowing Ralph to walk over his children like that).
Also, very classy how Ralph hints that Harry might have molested Neigh, the white trash wordsmith's full power is truly on display.
Fantastic end to the year if it is real though, after Ralph was pathetically hiding for 90% of it, he ends up bringing one final banger from the killstream. I can see him dedicating multiple streams to Harry and Alanna, and he doesn't have to worry about breaking any DVRO so he can say what he wants! Pure Christmas magic.
For real though, it's fucking sad that women keep falling for this shit, he isolates them and makes them completely dependent on him. I don't have much empathy for A-man-da though. She knew from the start the shit he pulled with Faith, she has been seeing and hearing how he operates since they got together, and she's probably even heard the recording where Ralph admits that he puts keyloggers on women's devices to control them.
Looking forward to see this bridge burning brighter though, hopefully Harry finds his balls/gets a spine and replies or Alanna opens a twitter account, maybe we can even get the husband she cheated on to get involved somehow, maybe as a call-in to the killstream (get on it Ralph).
