Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jack Awful]

It's great how he says this thread is "no longer useful" to him.

People that say Kiwi farms is a great site almost always change once we start laughing at them.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Rackets is still reading this thread.
Rackets remains a disgraced faggot.
There is no return from this.

 

[JCDenthog]

People that say Kiwi farms is a great site almost always change once we start laughing at them.

Everyone hates the Kiwifarms until they need it's resources.

 

[I Do Not Post]

Everyone gets treated equally, Nick.

Your thread generally liked you when you said things like "do not post pictures of your ass online" and "you need a friend to keep you in check", because those things were, and still are true.

The thread didn't change, you did.

And you became a faggot.

 

[The Wokest]

Curious about the portrayal of Drexel around here as of late. Conversations went from Drexel plowing Nick's wife to Drexel possibly attempting to pull Nick back from the brink.

Well the story is that the 3 of them [Nick + his wife + Drex] know each other since high school and during one of those IBS irl events maybe it was Knoxville a lot of the sektur personalities got to see Rekieta's wife and Drexel acting "very close" (so that means he plows her by default), Ralph has even talked about that but the familiarity could be explained by the "know each other since high school"
So I won't make any jumps to conclusions regarding the way Rekieta's wife and Drex interact cause I wasn't at Knoxville ¯\_()_/¯

But I know and remember I saw that stream and I know Drex said:
I don't want that for her (heavily implied it was Rekieta's wife) and then he said I don't want that for YOU

Unless that stream resurfaces or someone finds it people will think I'm just making shit up or trolling but it's a shame cause that clip would be so timely now.

 

[Jack Awful]

Everyone hates the Kiwifarms until they need it's resources.

And they still claim to hate it despite just copying its content word for word without credit.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

1. Vic is an actual Boomer, so he probably isn't even aware of Nick's spergouts.

I imagine he also wouldn't care, for good or bad. He has claimed that it was his "openness about (his) faith" that made him a target but I think the fact that he talked so much about his religiosity while trying to fuck anything that moved that had people willing to blacklist him. Seems like a similar trope going on.

 

[JackoVerde]

so rekieta said hes gonna stop lurking the farms
how much you wanna bet he's gonna keep lurking the farms, forever.

 

[None More Black]

isn't saying "i've always been this" admitting your entire public portrayal up until this point has been a facade? lmao okay. good career move.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

And they still claim to hate it despite just copying its content word for word without credit.

They learned that trick from the people with funny hats over in Hollywood who routinely loot other peoples' cultures because they lack any ideas of their own.

 

[6thRanger]

His biggest mistake in all this is showing how thin his skin is. I can't believe an internet shock jock who has shit on dozens of people can't handle mean comments, rumors and speculation he invited.

I think saying "this is who he always was" isn't completely true. Privately he likely never lived up to his stated morals and worldview, but that's not uncommon. There has certainly been an uptick in "exploration". I don't think other men fuck his wife, and I don't think he's an actual faggot. I think he's rationalizing "exploration" as fine because it's with a monogamous spouse.

The key to all this is that "really tough" thing he was dealing with. That was certainly a turning point. Whether it was his wife voicing her dissatisfaction or something else, it's at the root of what is a disappointing set of choices. He's near 40 and isn't an idiot - he should know better.

As an aside, this colors everything he's ever said and will say, but some of you are being irrationally hyperbolic and ridiculous in your speculation. Lol calm down.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Your thread generally liked you when you said things like "do not post pictures of your ass online" and "you need a friend to keep you in check", because those things were, and still are true.

That's underselling it. This thread was his fan club. On that note, I have a request. I know Rekieta's first appearance was on "The Dick Show" about 5 years ago after the Lolsuit was filed. But I have no way of searching for the specific show because he was a "literally who" at the time and is not listed in any title credits that my google fu can latch onto.

I don't want to sit through hours of Dick Masterson circa 2017 to find it. Anyone here know what episode it is?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

His biggest mistake in all this is showing how thin his skin is. I can't believe an internet shock jock who has shit on dozens of people can't handle mean comments, rumors and speculation he invited.

I think saying "this is who he always was" isn't completely true. Privately he likely never lived up to his stated morals and worldview, but that's not uncommon. There has certainly been an uptick in "exploration". I don't think other men fuck his wife, and I don't think he's an actual faggot. I think he's rationalizing "exploration" as fine because it's with a monogamous spouse.

The key to all this is that "really tough" thing he was dealing with. That was certainly a turning point. Whether it was his wife voicing her dissatisfaction or something else, it's at the root of what is a disappointing set of choices. He's near 40 and isn't an idiot - he should know better.

As an aside, this colors everything he's ever said and will say, but some of you are being irrationally hyperbolic and ridiculous in your speculation. Lol calm down.

I'd like to know what "pretending to be gay for months" involved. Was he "pretending" to get fucked in the ass by other men to convince his then-girlfriend Kayla he was a fag Male cheerleader? I mean even on a common sense basis a lot of Rekieta lore is sketchy af.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

That's underselling it. This thread was his fan club. On that note, I have a request. I know Rekieta's first appearance was on "The Dick Show" about 5 years ago after the Lolsuit was filed. But I have no way of searching for the specific show because he was a "literally who" at the time and is not listed in any title credits that my google fu can latch onto.

I don't want to sit through hours of Dick Masterson circa 2017 to find it. Anyone here know what episode it is?

Searching the RSS feed shows Episode 84. About 2 months after Nick's first youtube video. Not for sure if this is what your looking for, but it looks on the money.

The Dick Show: Episode 84 - Dick on Nuttin

Weed should be illegal again, Count Dankula calls in with a fuckery update, Denzel gets cramps, Nick Rekieta goes over Asterios' lolsuit defense and defines defaming, Scotland brings the dumbest asshole in the world out of retirement, an erotic story of an attempted ravishment, The Dick Show...

thedickshow.libsyn.com

 

[6thRanger]

I'd like to know what "pretending to be gay for months" involved. Was he "pretending" to get fucked in the ass by other men to convince his then-girlfriend Kayla he was a fag Male cheerleader? I mean even on a common sense basis a lot of Rekieta lore is sketchy af.

I would have to rewatch to give a more decisive comment. Got the clip handy?

Off memory though, I took it as a hyperbolic joke and he simple didn't express a clear interest for a while and didn't talk about anything romantic or sexual, so some assumed he was a queer.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Searching the RSS feed shows Episode 84. About 2 months after Nick's first youtube video. Not for sure if this is what your looking for, but it looks on the money.

The Dick Show: Episode 84 - Dick on Nuttin

Weed should be illegal again, Count Dankula calls in with a fuckery update, Denzel gets cramps, Nick Rekieta goes over Asterios' lolsuit defense and defines defaming, Scotland brings the dumbest asshole in the world out of retirement, an erotic story of an attempted ravishment, The Dick Show...

thedickshow.libsyn.com

It might be. He's always said it was his appearance on the dick show that convinced him to give youtube a try. I always assumed the appearance came first and the channel after.

 

[Phillip Green]

It might be. He's always said it was his appearance on the dick show that convinced him to give youtube a try. I always assumed the appearance came first and the channel after.

It looks like Dick actually has transcripts for all his old episodes. I think 87 was Nick's first appearance, but it's well after he published his first lolsuit YT video, and I think dick had been familiar with him for a while.

The Dick Show - Episode 87 – Dick on The Ultimate Douchebag Machine

[Edit] I'm wrong, he was on Episode 84 as well. That may have been the first, as it looks like there's more intros in this one, but Transcripts are only there from episode 83 on so it's harder to figure out before then.

Episode 84 – Dick on Nuttin'

 

[TheClappening]

Well the story is that the 3 of them [Nick + his wife + Drex] know each other since high school and during one of those IBS irl events maybe it was Knoxville a lot of the sektur personalities got to see Rekieta's wife and Drexel acting "very close" (so that means he plows her by default), Ralph has even talked about that but the familiarity could be explained by the "know each other since high school"

If I remember, Drexel and Nick have known each other for at least high school, maybe longer. Nick met his future wife in college during the Tae Kwon Do/Cheerleader exchange thing.

That's why I don't seriously believe the Drexel is fucking Lady Rackets theories. It's just the closeness a dude knowing this lady for decades, who's married to his best friend.

But hey, I didn't think Nick would spiral into a cow in under a month, so life is full of surprises.

 

[Hannibalistique]

2. As for the loss of subs, I'm sure there are those that are unsubbing due to Nick's antics but Susan is acting up again as I've noticed an overall trend of other channels losing subs by the thousands. Not sure why, though.

Youtube bans bots and fake accounts in huge waves to avoid giving away how they're detected, so I'm assuming that's what's happening if it's youtube global.

And I'm not trying to imply Nick bought subscribers, iirc he did have subscribers-only chat on for some of his bigger streams, which would force the porn spam bots to subscribe.

 

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Ron Toye might be a fag and a cuck, but he isn't posting half-nude pictures of Monica or his ex-wives, keeps the talk about his sex life to "yeah I have great sex", and didn't spend years and years talking about how bad open relationships were and laughing at people involved in them all while going to swingers resorts and underwear nights at the gay bar.

Rackets is still reading this thread.
Rackets remains a disgraced faggot.
There is no return from this.

He might salvage at least some of his career and reputation if he does another 180 and denounces his behavior in the past month (including apologizing to his fans), claim its because of marital problems/his own sinfulness, and 100% ignores anyone bringing it up. But we know that won't happen. He was fucked the minute he doubled down on it.

Otherwise he will decline into irrelevance like Jack Murphy, unless he troons out and goes full leftist and says his previous behavior was because of internalized transphobia or whatever. But even though Nick seems to be into wearing his wife's thong, I don't think he does it out of AGP pleasure, I think it's because he's being pegged at minimum (crossdressing is associated with pegging) and possibly is even pleasing Kayla's bull at the gay bar or getting into MMF threesomes. You know Nick is into being femdommed, I mean he had people step on him at Anime Matsuri. I thought it was just him being ironic about it, but I'm not so sure now.