Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax literally never "did" anything, he just was at the right place at the right time. There was no overarching plan with Lowtax and anyone who claims he "ran" anything in any serious capacity clearly never knew him.

He beat women, I guess that's one thing he did on his own impulse. But I guess trannies can be on board with that one.
 
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Spunt said:
I think my very first post on KiwiFarms was literally to quote the first part of this as a lolhaha shitpost in the Something Awful thread, only for someone to angrily quote the post and demand that I prove that I really was niggerstomper58, because we have very high standards for proving that kind of thing, you just can't waltz into a thread and start impersonating people, suspicious new poster with no post history claiming to be a celebrity, we're not taking your gay ops shit, n00b.

It made me a little bit sad and I didn't post again for a while.
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Ok, but are you niggerstomper58?
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Lowtax literally never "did" anything, he just was at the right place at the right time. There was no overarching plan with Lowtax and anyone who claims he "ran" anything in any serious capacity clearly never knew him.

He beat women, I guess that's one thing he did on his own impulse. But I guess trannies can be on board with that one.
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He ran very little for a man this much into feet. Makes you think.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Lowtax literally never "did" anything, he just was at the right place at the right time. There was no overarching plan with Lowtax and anyone who claims he "ran" anything in any serious capacity clearly never knew him.

He beat women, I guess that's one thing he did on his own impulse. But I guess trannies can be on board with that one.
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He did quite a few things during the early years of the site but you seriously can point to the Mangosteen incident as the singular point where he snapped and went to this direction that ended with him shooting himself in the face 15 years later.
 
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The Grognard said:
He did quite a few things during the early years of the site but you seriously can point to the Mangosteen incident as the singular point where he snapped and went to this direction that ended with him shooting himself in the face 15 years later.
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Him being who he was was what led to him an heroing himself. It was his own poor coping mechanisms and inability to function that led to all the disastrous decision making over the years.

Had he never had the website he may still be alive to this day, but he would have likely ended up as a slacker mooching off his parents and working random dead end jobs until they both croaked. Then he would ended it the same way he did in this timeline.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Lowtax literally never "did" anything, he just was at the right place at the right time. There was no overarching plan with Lowtax and anyone who claims he "ran" anything in any serious capacity clearly never knew him.

He beat women, I guess that's one thing he did on his own impulse. But I guess trannies can be on board with that one.
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I disagree. He was one of the first "ally" grifters on the internet.

What I mean by that is that he tried to come across as the "us" in "us vs. them" fight on the internet and succeeded (SA vs Ebaums, SA vs Furries, SA vs Fark, etc).

He got to (and still gets to honestly) pretend he was a "champion of internet creators" but was basically stealing content from the forums constantly, as a business model, and keeping every single $ generated (which was like $50,000/month in early 2000s money). All he had to do was pretend that SA was "barely making ends meet" and be slightly less obvious about the theft than his competition (Ebaumsworld) and he was heralded as a saint while making piles of cash.

A lot of people saw what he did and took notice and his actual lasting influence (even on his own forums) was how many people copied what he did in some capacity - from hot dog stands, to "splinter forums", to "Black/Brown/Trans charity funds" etc - Lowtax showed people how easy it was to do on the internet.

Goons as a community still get fleeced at least twice a year because the entire community was built around getting fleeced by Lowtax.
 
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The Grognard said:
He did quite a few things during the early years of the site but you seriously can point to the Mangosteen incident as the singular point where he snapped and went to this direction that ended with him shooting himself in the face 15 years later.
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Sorry but what do you mean by the "Mangosteen inciden"?
 
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Tanner Glass said:
A lot of people saw what he did and took notice and his actual lasting influence (even on his own forums) was how many people copied what he did in some capacity - from hot dog stands, to "splinter forums", to "Black/Brown/Trans charity funds" etc - Lowtax showed people how easy it was to do on the internet.
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youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.
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Anyone know where his grave is? I want to take a shit on it pay respects.
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Pay him :tenbux: in shitcoin.
 
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Lemmings said:
Sorry but what do you mean by the "Mangosteen inciden"?
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The Tax tries his hand at "branching out" and starts shilling mangosteen, opening a special thread to post a referral link, complete with trashing other mangosteen resellers.

Goons call him on his bullshit, he snaps, posts an infamous rant, locks the thread, and bans everyone that posted there and/or saw through the whole act. Everyone then realized Lowtax was a vindictive asshole that bitched out when he didn't get things his way, and from then on things would take a turn for the worse. More details in the redone OP of this thread.
 
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
The Tax tries his hand at "branching out" and starts shilling mangosteen, opening a special thread to post a referral link, complete with trashing other mangosteen resellers.

Goons call him on his bullshit, he snaps, posts an infamous rant, locks the thread, and bans everyone that posted there and/or saw through the whole act. Everyone then realized Lowtax was a vindictive asshole that bitched out when he didn't get things his way, and from then on things would take a turn for the worse. More details in the redone OP of this thread.
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It also resulted in him becoming far less active on the forum and letting admins like Ozma, EPG, and Fistgrrl who ended up making SA into the place it is today right under the nose of Lowtax. Thus started a trend where Lowtax would show up maybe once every 5 months on the forums while completely ignoring it for the most time while he focused on the Front page that used to be somewhat active back then but even then started to have a drop-off in the quality and quantity of content.
 
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Metokur talked about Lowtax a bit on his Odysee stream today. Jim made a fake news article that Lowtax was buying 4chan, and Lowtax thought it was funny. They video chatted a few times before Richard realized Jim was Internet Aristocrat. Jim thought Richard was a normal guy, a little woke, who just wanted to laugh at the internet. He believed Richard would have killed Shmorky if Shmorky touched his kids.

There doesn't seem to be an archive of it yet, and I'm not autistic enough to have a timestamp (regrettably).
 
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Way too many Mormon bitches laughing at this man's death. I want you to consider for a moment in the universal constellation of God's infinite wisdom the possibility that not only is your company overrated but your assistance in busting a nut is over rated. In short, that a guy might not want to insert his tab a into your slot b until you grow up. Also, that even with all of the scorn you heap upon this man, at least he didn't as far as I know fail to follow the legal principle of Informed Consent. Enjoy your moral recompense when it arrives like it did me.

tldr someone's ass getting laid tonight
 
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Are you going to be ok buddy?
Yezidi Fan Club said:
Way too many Mormon bitches laughing at this man's death. I want you to consider for a moment in the universal constellation of God's infinite wisdom the possibility that not only is your company overrated but your assistance in busting a nut is over rated. In short, that a guy might not want to insert his tab a into your slot b until you grow up. Also, that even with all of the scorn you heap upon this man, at least he didn't as far as I know fail to follow the legal principle of Informed Consent. Enjoy your moral recompense when it arrives like it did me.

tldr someone's ass getting laid tonight
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