Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Badungus Kabungus]

Russian immigrants consider Russia to be a shithole they are glad to be free of.

Source: Every Russian I have talked to in real life, ever.

> tell me you hang out only with faggots and liberals without telling me you only hang out with faggots and liberals

Do you all go for a pumpkin spice soy latte together after marching in a pride parade?

Meanwhile the Ukrainians have a message to their greatest allies:

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

tell me you hang out only with faggots and liberals without telling me you only hang out with faggots and liberals

If Russians are faggot liberals, this explains why they keep getting caught giving each other head on drone cameras.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

If Russians are faggot liberals, this explains why they keep getting caught giving each other head on drone cameras.

Pop quiz, hot shot.

This individual walks up to you, slaps your husband on the ass, and tells you that he's a Russian immigrant who is glad to be free of that shithole, and he fully supports your views on Russia and Putin. What do you do?

Spoiler

In other news, there's some chatter about Biden trying to get a meeting with Putin, most likely to discuss terms of Ukrainian surrender.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

This individual walks up to you, slaps your husband on the ass, and tells you that he's a Russian immigrant who is glad to be free of that shithole, and he fully supports your views on Russia and Putin. What do you do?

I would be inclined to believe him, since Russians are, by your own words, apparently a bunch of "faggot liberals"

 

[Elbereth]

You're another brainlet, what source for the "second" mobilization?..... None, and it's already being denied by the Kremlin who were completely up front about the only mobilization they've had. Suppose your idiot assumption is correct and they have a second one, it'll still be six less than the Ukraines mobilizations.

No no, there won't be second mobilization

Шойгу анонсировал призыв в армию еще 350 тысяч человек - Русская служба The Moscow Times

Численность российских вооруженных сил необходимо довести до 1,5 миллиона человек, заявил в среду, выступая на коллегии Минобороны, глава ведомства Сергей Шойгу.

www.moscowtimes.ru

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

What the hell is that? Are they sacrificing Zelensky to Tommy Tooter?

 

[White_N]

No no, there won't be second mobilization
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Шойгу анонсировал призыв в армию еще 350 тысяч человек - Русская служба The Moscow Times

Численность российских вооруженных сил необходимо довести до 1,5 миллиона человек, заявил в среду, выступая на коллегии Минобороны, глава ведомства Сергей Шойгу.

www.moscowtimes.ru

I'm glad that you like the role of the pet retard so much, but be so kind and learn to read something other than the title; there was not a word about new mobilization in the article. Increasing the army does not mean mobilization.

 

[AgendaPoster]

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Welcome to the United States of America, President Zelensky. The Americans are with you come hell or high water....we are the triarii of NATO and the greatest nation on Earth. No other nation has ever accomplished what we have, it's an honor that my illiterate ancestors immigrated through Ellis Island back in the day, only for my great uncle to die for his country as part of the 1st Airborne during the Battle of the Bulge.

I am so blessed to live in this country, the sheer prosperity and freedom we enjoy is unrivaled anywhere else in the world.

Truly hope you're shiposting.
This cannot continue like this, and anyone with a middling IQ would understand this. These clapping diverse elites are not representative for the American people. They are hated passionately. The smarter libs like Bret/Eric Weinstein, or Sam Harris (I know, I know, OK?) are barely tolerating these corrupt old fucks. The progressive shitlibs are tolerating them cause they get their lame minority protections for trannies, homos and migrants. The centrists to the far right simply hate them all, and they make like half the country.
Additionally, the US is no longer that prosperous, clean country that sold freedom&liberty to the planet in the 80s-90s. All that dream is OVER, boyyos. We can all see the drug addicts, the prostitution, the severe poverty, the abandoned neighborhoods, the sheltered rich fucks in their sequestered parts of the city where they only interact with slaves that clean their house and do their chores.
This is not a stable state of affairs that can continue for long. And the Americans that are financially suffering are seething that money that could rebuild their communities is going to a country they don't know much about.
This is a bad long term strategy and unsustainable. You need to ignore the Russiaboos and their constant provocations, and think for yourself if this can go on forever.
Ukraine should be helped, but FML, there are better, more dignified ways to do it, without this show and riling up the opposition. Where is the diplomacy and smarts?
All this shitshow is detrimental to Ukraine long term. It creates a surreal Wag the Dog highly suspicious situation that the average American will react against. Bad, bad, bad, fuck all these elites, Zelensky should not associate openly with them, there should be no clapping and no US trips, this war is a humanitarian disaster, it's serious business, the last thing we want is Amerifat elites making this into some political dance and clownshow. Fuck off Amerifats. Gibs and STFU.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Increasing the army does not mean mobilization.

The majority of the new conscripts will be sent to the front line, without any food, ammunition, and gear. Their sole purpose is to absorb bullets the same way that Ukrainian transformers absorb missiles.

This is done intentionally, due to the fact that even with increased military funding, the Kremlin will still be unable to actually pay the soldiers, and human lives are cheaper and more abundant than buying a $6 million suicide drone from Iran.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Glad to see American teachers have taken some time from their busy schedule of teaching homosexuality to children to share some fucking NAFO cringe.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[AgendaPoster]

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Oh yes.
The Jewish SS Nazi brigades, look at that Sonnenrad.
There is a different topic for low IQ memes, btw.
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On topic, further proof that the theatrics in the US Senate/House whatever the fuck that was are not helping Ukraine. Nearly nobody cares about it the "correct way" in the US, because for retarded Amerifats, it's all about Republicucks vs DemonKKKraps. The lunacy happening during this meeting is a full blown shitlib extravaganza that triggers half the country.
The war in Ukraine needs to remain politically neutral in the US and MUST be presented under the imperial/colonial war of conquest framing. We're not interested in seeing Amerifat low tier takes about muh liberal democracy and how Ukraine fights for a vague concept of "freedom" and "progress". No, Ukraine fights to expel an invading force and to maintain its national borders.
A totalitarian, far right country is equally deserving of peace and being left alone as a shitlib, despicable, progressive faggy one.
This must be branded with the hot iron in the minds of the degenerates in the US.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

There is a different topic for low IQ memes, btw.

The Ukrainon Shaman requires a high IQ to understand

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Oh yes.
The Jewish SS Nazi brigades, look at that Sonnenrad.
There is a different topic for low IQ memes, btw.
---
On topic, further proof that the theatrics in the US Senate/House whatever the fuck that was are not helping Ukraine. Nearly nobody cares about it the "correct way" in the US, because for retarded Amerifats, it's all about Republicucks vs DemonKKKraps. The lunacy happening during this meeting is a full blown shitlib extravaganza that triggers half the country.
The war in Ukraine needs to remain politically neutral in the US and MUST be presented under the imperial/colonial war of conquest framing. We're not interested in seeing Amerifat low tier takes about muh liberal democracy and how Ukraine fights for a vague concept of "freedom" and "progress". No, Ukraine fights to expel an invading force and to maintain its national borders.
A totalitarian, far right country is equally deserving of peace and being left alone as a shitlib, despicable, progressive faggy one.
This must be branded with the hot iron in the minds of the degenerates in the US.
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Ukraine fights cuz they got cocky and hit someone under Russia protection
fuck around and find out

 

[AgendaPoster]

Ukraine fights cuz they got cocky and hit someone under Russia protection
fuck around and find out

Minorities deserve no protections

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Oh yes.
The Jewish SS Nazi brigades, look at that Sonnenrad.
There is a different topic for low IQ memes, btw.

I don't think most people making those memes think Zelensky and Ukraine are actually Nazis, it's just about the unbearable hypocrisy of liberl leader's bitching about muh nazis while at the same time supporting a small contingent of Nazi larpers. I think this hypocrisy needs to be pointed out as often as possible, at the cost of some retards believing there are actual nazis in Ukraine... it's important for people to notice this 'we've always been at war with Eastasia' moment... even though everyone is too retarded to and there's no point and nevermind...

 

[🇷🇺Fuck Ukraine🇷🇺]

No no, there won't be second mobilization
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Шойгу анонсировал призыв в армию еще 350 тысяч человек - Русская служба The Moscow Times

Численность российских вооруженных сил необходимо довести до 1,5 миллиона человек, заявил в среду, выступая на коллегии Минобороны, глава ведомства Сергей Шойгу.

www.moscowtimes.ru

The statement was "there hasn't been a second mobilization" but you're to stupid to understand tense.

Cast knuckle bones did you? Read tea leaves? Maybe goat entrails? Maybe you rubbed your crystal balls? (It's fungus bro, that's why you're scratching down there).

Because you're a down syndrome fuckwit you're going to post an article released a day ago as proof of your claims from TWO WEEKS ago, that fact that fucking retards like you are allowed on the same planet as humans is irritating.

In other news:

"Balensky is going to help the Iranians..." - Joe "Potato" Biden 2022

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

The statement was "there hasn't been a second mobilization" but you're to stupid to understand tense.

Cast knuckle bones did you? Read tea leaves? Maybe goat entrails? Maybe you rubbed your crystal balls? (It's fungus bro, that's why you're scratching down there).

Because you're a down syndrome fuckwit you're going to post an article released a day ago as proof of your claims from TWO WEEKS ago, that fact that fucking retards like you are allowed on the same planet as humans is irritating.

In other news:

"Balensky is going to help the Iranians..." - Joe "Potato" Biden 2022

The point of both a legally-defined mobilization, and an increase in yearly conscription, is the same: to use more vatniggers as an inexpensive alternative to Iranian suicide drones.

It just happens to be less upsetting to vodka niggers when the Kremlin doesn't use the word "mobilization" directly in their mobilization orders.

 

[Butterschmalz]

Minorities deserve no protections

Thats why there is no war in Ukraine. Its a special romantic operation to spread some love among the khohols.

 

[RobotDog]

Their sole purpose is to absorb bullets the same way that Ukrainian transformers absorb missiles.

This is done intentionally, due to the fact that even with increased military funding, the Kremlin will still be unable to actually pay the soldiers, and human lives are cheaper and more abundant than buying a $6 million suicide drone from Iran.

lol what missiles? ruZZians ran out of those in march,