Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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I would like to point out that the typical trash hoodie purchase revolves around a vocation but when you don't have one, you wear the one that coincidentally has your name on it.
In a different world, sarge would be employed and it would say: "I'm a (machinist/truck driver/drywall connoisseur). I rape donkeys in hell and set hookers on fire. You don't scare me and you can fuck off. AMERICA"
Or something like that.
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E: Didn't even notice this particular example says "I am process" instead of "I possess" until I posted. Perfect for this thread.
 
I bet princess vape rave and her clan took no time to tape cardboard over the windows and hang blankets or tape over the draft spots in the doors. I empathize cause it’s unusually colder than shit where I am too, but it’s pretty depressing reading the learned helplessness. Lol “my fish died so take me, my parents and my kids in for a few days”. 20 dollar wommart heaters and a few bush light boxes would have gone a long way.
Did these dumb fucks let their pets just die in the cold?
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I'm so excited for Christmas in the sammieverse.

(Minus the dead frozen pets. I cackle at the collective tardedness of the sammieverse, but I get MATI at the way they all treat their pets. And children, of course. Shitting on defenseless beings really pisses me off.)
Me too hoping kim wont post on private
 
12 Days of Sammieverse Christmas:

12 angle babbys
11 Facebook profiles
10 "inbox me's"
9 tongue out selfies
8 piles of dog shit
7 Tonka troll posts
6 nasty sex memes
5 knives are big
4 Sarge dick pics
3 bad haircuts
2 well done steaks
And a confederate flag on the wall

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12 Days of Sammieverse Christmas:

12 angle babbys
11 Facebook profiles
10 "inbox me's"
9 tongue out selfies
8 piles of dog shit
7 Tonka troll posts
6 nasty sex memes
5 knives are big
4 Sarge dick pics
3 bad haircuts
2 well done steaks
And a confederate flag on the wall

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This was perfect thank you lmfao

Sammie hasn't really said anything today but kim randomly posted this sick video of her sucking and licking a ring pop.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...LJ35JFFyel&id=100088293890621&mibextid=Nif5oz
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Why has none of you entrepreneurial Arkansas dwellers opened a sped living building? Just turn an old strip motel into ~300sqft apartments and rent them for $450/month. These people voluntarily live in squalor so they'll never complain about the conditions. Even after electric/water you could probably clear $5k/month with 15 units

E: You could buy chips and soda and bullshit in bulk and sell it to the residents for a markup. I guarantee Sammie would spend $4 for a Snickers if she only had to walk to the office instead of the corner store. Must accept food stamps though.
 
Why has none of you entrepreneurial Arkansas dwellers opened a sped living building? Just turn an old strip motel into ~300sqft apartments and rent them for $450/month. These people voluntarily live in squalor so they'll never complain about the conditions. Even after electric/water you could probably clear $5k/month with 15 units

E: You could buy chips and soda and bullshit in bulk and sell it to the residents for a markup. I guarantee Sammie would spend $4 for a Snickers if she only had to walk to the office instead of the corner store. Must accept food stamps though.
Good with a solid enough building, and ample renting experience, but people like this are usually a nightmare to rent to. They wreck shit and are just rough on everything. They live in squalor but will absolutely complain about everything anyway. They let pets piss and scratch and chew everywhere even if you ban them, break everything constantly, smoke even if its forbidden, constant rotating infestations, etc. Even with a regular income source (disability, child support, etc) they will skip on rent (prison stint, blew money on gambling/drug binge, plan to leave next year, just cause, etc) and evicting anyone is an enormous pain that takes time while they get to further wreck the place, now maliciously, for months while going through courts (even if Arkansas is landlord friendly). Repairs are a pain, cleaning the units are a pain, inspecting anything is a pain, and they usually have access to non-profit lawyers ready to strike which is a nice idea for most except when it's wasted on absolute garbage people like this.
 
Why has none of you entrepreneurial Arkansas dwellers opened a sped living building? Just turn an old strip motel into ~300sqft apartments and rent them for $450/month. These people voluntarily live in squalor so they'll never complain about the conditions. Even after electric/water you could probably clear $5k/month with 15 units

E: You could buy chips and soda and bullshit in bulk and sell it to the residents for a markup. I guarantee Sammie would spend $4 for a Snickers if she only had to walk to the office instead of the corner store. Must accept food stamps though.
It would burn down within a week due to all the meth labs.
 
That’s a brilliant idea. Call it Lolcow Landing and make it into a TLC show.
Why has none of you entrepreneurial Arkansas dwellers opened a sped living building? Just turn an old strip motel into ~300sqft apartments and rent them for $450/month. These people voluntarily live in squalor so they'll never complain about the conditions. Even after electric/water you could probably clear $5k/month with 15 units

E: You could buy chips and soda and bullshit in bulk and sell it to the residents for a markup. I guarantee Sammie would spend $4 for a Snickers if she only had to walk to the office instead of the corner store. Must accept food stamps though.
 
Why has none of you entrepreneurial Arkansas dwellers opened a sped living building? Just turn an old strip motel into ~300sqft apartments and rent them for $450/month. These people voluntarily live in squalor so they'll never complain about the conditions. Even after electric/water you could probably clear $5k/month with 15 units

E: You could buy chips and soda and bullshit in bulk and sell it to the residents for a markup. I guarantee Sammie would spend $4 for a Snickers if she only had to walk to the office instead of the corner store. Must accept food stamps though.
They do already you just have to find them - lots of times the pajeets at small, seedy motels will allow long term residents to act as managers which is always fun. There are also kitchenette-type places that rent monthly to anyone with the cash with no background checks.

I've had to do it in both Arkansas and Oklahoma. I try to keep those memories buried deep. I've met tons of people like those featured here. I was never happier to get back to my home state, let's just say. I've experienced more violence upon my person in the 3 years I lived down South than at any other time in my life and that is saying something. I am wayyy more fearful of a white southern dude than I am a rando northern nigger - I can predict with the nigger will do.

That's why I return to this thread - I love watching, just from very far far away lmao.
 
Oh Jesus.

Is Courtney a troll? She mentioned Genesis Printhas by name and not any of the other 47 angle babbys so I wonder if that's the only one she can remember.

And where are Killa Cam and Zuri? Are they the only ones still alive?
I think Courtney is a troll, I actually think she might be a farmer-I swear someone on here has a fake FB using the same girls photo.

Also where is Esha, the one whom Sammie and daddy were going to see when daddy got off work 😂
 
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