Off-Topic "Celebrity" troonout predictions - Social media personalities, influencers, wannabes, and actual celebrities that you think may troon out in the future.

Troony Kong said:
You might be right, I don't know, but it's also a rite of passage of sorts for black men in showbiz, gay, straight or whatever, to dress up as a woman in front of millions.
The reason why, I can speculate, but I can't say for sure.
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Not a real celebrity but the latest Thomas Game Docs video gave me a bad vibe. Dude never used to show his face in videos and now he's doing it a lot. His greasy hair is getting long and it looks like he did a bad job trying to curl it or something. Also as a Nintendo video game discusser I have to imagine his social circle is like 40% hentaisick AGPs to begin with. I really hope I'm wrong.
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Not really a celebrity but a celebrity-adjacent: Artist Matt Copson, currently the boyfriend of Caroline Polachek

Here's Copson and Polachek compared:

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I've got a bad feeling about this....



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6 pages and noone said Null?

Null will troon out. After years and decades of basement dwelling, despair and solitude he will finally understand that all his hatemongering originates from him simply being born in the wrong body and not accepting his true self. Null is fat and I will not have sex with him so he has already man boobs.

And he will see the benefits that come with being a troon, a member of a protected class, which will provide a troon shield for Kiwifarms which is neat.
 
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Slight derail: That timeline was a ride! I didn't know much of that, but I never understood why the vore accusations took off. These women absolutely knew what they signed up for: handsome married heir to a massive fortune and famous actor who wants to do weird and kinky shit with random hos. It wasn't like he was doing diaper play. Anyway, I expect he'll be fine if he lays low for a couple years and comes back in a good funny/charming buddy role.

Also, and I can't believe I'm writing this, women really need to start facing consequences for spouting wild accusations after making terrible fucking choices. OF COURSE the 6'5 stranger was terrifying during BDSM--he doesn't give a shit about you. Public shame should come back as an option.

Antwerp Avenue said:
Kid Cudi
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I forgot about him! He's had a couple major bouts of depression and crippling anxiety, too. He's a prime candidate for an opportunistic therapist to "encourage" identity exploration. If the trans house of cards doesn't fall apart in the next couple of years, he might troon when he cycles down again. Good catch.

That's actually why I think Jaden Smith won't go for it: he's weird and wears skirts, but he seems completely content and self-confident in his own bizarre behavior. Why would he lower himself from his higher plane of existence to embrace human norms?

My guesses:

Brittney Griner - I'm pretty sure she has an Adam's apple already, but she's a very tall butch lesbian with consistent personal life issues. According to her ex, BG wanted to be known as "Dad" to their kid.

Damian Hurley, Elizabeth Hurley's son.

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Troony Kong said:
You made me remember it, it was so cringe that I tried to forget it, especially coming from a grown-ass professional chef. At this point I'm more certain of the troonout than not. The question is then, will he have a brief transitional 'nonbinary pal' phase, or go straight to being a 'woman'? I'm going for 'woman'.
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Kenji has starting wearing multicoloured nail polish, which looks fuckin' ridiculous on a 40 something dude.
 
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gobble-gobble said:
My guesses:

Brittney Griner - I'm pretty sure she has an Adam's apple already, but she's a very tall butch lesbian with consistent personal life issues. According to her ex, BG wanted to be known as "Dad" to their kid.
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This is an interesting one. You see, I don't think Griner is actually a woman. I think Griner is actually one of those 0.0001% of males with Disorders of Sexual Development (wrongly called intersex). He likely was born with what looked like female genitalia (or close enough) but internal testes. No bio female can have a female puberty that is compatible with Griner's height plus wing span, hand size, voice (lower than many men in fact), shoulders, absolutely no breasts...anything but the face. Griner's face can pass as boyishly androgynous, but as soon as you hear him talk or see a full-body picture, the brain automatically registers him as male. This is why in the news they mostly show Griner with close up face shots and no voice.
This is another Semenya case (another male with DSD) that was marketed as elite female athlete. I'm way more lenient than with troon athletes in these cases because no one actually chooses to have DSD, and they tend to have to deal with public and private issues they did not ask for.
But it is still not fair to other WNBA players.
gobble-gobble said:
Damian Hurley, Elizabeth Hurley's son.

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Which one of these botoxed Olsen Twins from Hell is the mom and which one is the teen boy? Argh

Troon Me Loose said:
Kenji has starting wearing multicoloured nail polish, which looks fuckin' ridiculous on a 40 something dude.
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Another very bad, very sussy sign for trooning out, especially if he uses the troon flag colors or other genderspecial-coded colors.
He was a MiT alumnus, so it only figures.
 
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Speculation more than prediction, but I've been wondering if Penn Jillette is going to pull an Izzard.

Long hair, nail polish, kink enjoyer and he's always been quick to wear lipstick or heels for a photo. Back in the day, he'd say something about having a healthily androgynous mindset, or that it was cheaper to put on lipstick for a close-up photo of tying a cherry stem than to pay for rights from Sherilyn Fenn.

But now he's an aging low-level celebrity vocally supportive of his daughter trooning out. Mr. Euphoric Libertarian is bafflingly oblivious to how the trans talking points fit with a new, state-sponsored religion.

I could see him at least laying claim to nonbinary.
 
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