Chance: "I know more about Japan than anyone mother fucker, especially a dumb mother fucker like you dumb mother fucker! You a dumb mother fucker who don't know shit! How else you think I became a martial artist and master of bushido? I studied and learned from the best! I learned from the best grand masters in the world. They taught me shit you're too dumb to ever understand! They taught me the five finger death punch! I can kill you with one blow! One blow! I forgot more shit about fighting than you'll ever know!"
MBM: "Chance, when exactly did you ever visit Japan? You said yourself you can't even leave your house, you don't have a driver's license let alone a passport so how did you go to Japan to study anything?"
Chance: "I didn't say I went to Japan, once again you've proven just how stupid you are! I didn't go to Japan, I read shit and I studied shit, that's how I know what I know. You don't need to actually go places to learn about them."
MBM: "Did you just watch Kill Bill and now you think you know the secret to making someone's heart explode? Is that what you did?"
Chance: "Marty, you need to shut the fuck up right now or so help me..."
MBM: "That's exactly what you did isn't it? You saw Kill Bill and now you think...
Chance in his growly voice: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU NEED TO SHUT UP RIGHT NOW! You have no idea what you're in for if you don't shut up right this second, because I promise you I will find where you live, I will knock on your door, and you will be dead before you even hit the ground!"
If Chance ever did go to Japan he'd still be well below the national average height.