DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I feel like his whale rant exist because he doesnt understand the concept of a whale.
In his mind 1MM is not a whale cause he gives him only 20ish per contribution regardless of how much that adds up to

Phil fully understands the concept of whaling. He is literally a whale himself for WWE Champions. He was upset that chat wasn't talking to him, he was overdosing on copium, and it manifested as a revisionist, delusional, coping rant. If anything, Phil is mad that his few whales didn't whale on him harder, and with more accounts.

Whatever Phil says, the opposite is true.
 
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Phil fully understands the concept of whaling. He is literally a whale himself for WWE Champions. He was upset that chat wasn't talking to him, he was overdosing on copium, and it manifested as a revisionist, delusional, coping rant. If anything, Phil is mad that his few whales didn't whale on him harder, and with more accounts.

Whatever Phil says, the opposite is true.


I wonder though, do whales know they are whales, or like other addictions where they don't believe they have a problem? People are good at making excuses or justifying their own behaviour, I'm not spending that much, I can afford it, I'm sure others are spending more, I can stop whenever I want etc.
 
Wonder what Khet was doing during his drunk stream. Most streamers with partners will have theirs show up at the very least for a holiday stream, if they stream at all.
She'll probably never show up again if ever. Probably embarrassed that she's like x10 the weight since her last appearance. It would be clear evidence of them eating doordash all the time because you don't gain weight that much in such a short amount of years if you ate homecooked meals.
 
I wonder though, do whales know they are whales, or like other addictions where they don't believe they have a problem? People are good at making excuses or justifying their own behaviour, I'm not spending that much, I can afford it, I'm sure others are spending more, I can stop whenever I want etc.

It's an interesting question.

In the case of people that whale on Phil, I would say yes they know, because they get trolled to shit about it, and they all react in some way.

As for Phil himself, it's harder to call. Phil is a coping, delusional man child, but his life is also controlled by his addictions. I'm sure his brain circuitry is wired in a way where all of those "am I a whale, is this a problem" signals are shut off by default. But then you have to consider that Phil was in the WWE Champions discord, he was using the Line app to talk directly to guys from Scopely, he's been in and out of guilds with other whales, it would be virtually impossible to ignore that he's a whale unless he's completely mentally disturbed. Add to that, that he's constantly bombarded by trolls about his spending. Perhaps Phil compares himself to other players/guild members that spend more than him and he thinks "well I'm not as bad as this guy" which is pretty textbook addict behavior. Maybe Phil accepts the idea of whaling as a natural way in life, and rejects the connations that come with that. For example "I love gambling on champions, I'm going to spend all my money on it. People tell me they love my content and they spend so much money on me. This is fine! Its not bad like those nudnik trolls think!"

Im reaching a bit, but there are a lot of ways you can take it when Phil is the subject. Regardless its all delusion, and in Phils case, a litany of lies. Years and years of covering up the truth.

"Fingers crossed"

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I love the mind games this guy plays with himself man. His entire argument over muh "gin meme" was that "I haven't had gins in years!"...

which is purely semantic, but I legit think he's like

>2 am
>drunk
>makes gin tweet
>someone responds with "gin tweet"
>"Hah! Fucking idiots dood! I don't even  drink gin!"
>smugly sips tequila
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Whatever helps you sleep next to your fat smelly wife bro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Maybe Phil accepts the idea of whaling as a natural way in life,

Never thought of it this way. But when you start thinking about the kind of money people spend on like guns, or lego, or cars or *insert niche hobby/mainstream collectable" it does kinda make sense. Escpically when you consider dave is the type of guy who believes in alot of boomer shit that makes up the quintessential mature man/adult.

It's not to far of a stretch to imagine he justifies it being his thing, albeit it not by choice. As if it's no different than a hobby like hunting, or fishing, or modifying cars in his kind. I mean if the dude had his way he would have just continued to fill his house with video game memorabilia, and other nerd shit like cabinets. Instead he fucked up and got hooked on jpegs and while it isn't something he's proud of, it's his hobby, and its genuine thing adults dude, just instead of spending 10s of thousands modifying a car getting into golf or a sweet man cave, he spends it on wrestlers in a mobile game. Witch is actually somehow sadder than just being addicted and not able to stop. As if he genuinely feels some sort of pride attached to his sweet inventory of wrestlers.

I'd rather be ashamed of it. Than cope so hard I'm proud of it. But also. I think there is a real sense of pride for him. The dude loves wrestling like a legit retard would. He cannot shake the shit for the life of him. Cause there's an actual passion there.
 
Which is why he's never done anything wrong doods, he's done everything correct, because he's never done anything without being forced into it.
it's funny when he brings up MUH CATHOLIC UPBRINGING
there's nothing about him that indicates that he is catholic
but I HAVE TO KEEP MUH CHARITY PRIVATE DOOD GOD HIMSELF CAME DOWN AND SAID "I LOVE YOUR KHANTENT" BUT IF YOU HOLD DO ANY CHARITY PUBLICLY YOU ARE GOING TO HELL SATAN FORCED ME TO DO IT!

he has to do it privately because someone once told him as a kid, it's imprinted in his genes, sound good?
 
Never thought of it this way. But when you start thinking about the kind of money people spend on like guns, or lego, or cars or *insert niche hobby/mainstream collectable" it does kinda make sense. Escpically when you consider dave is the type of guy who believes in alot of boomer shit that makes up the quintessential mature man/adult.

It's not to far of a stretch to imagine he justifies it being his thing, albeit it not by choice. As if it's no different than a hobby like hunting, or fishing, or modifying cars in his kind. I mean if the dude had his way he would have just continued to fill his house with video game memorabilia, and other nerd shit like cabinets. Instead he fucked up and got hooked on jpegs and while it isn't something he's proud of, it's his hobby, and its genuine thing adults dude, just instead of spending 10s of thousands modifying a car getting into golf or a sweet man cave, he spends it on wrestlers in a mobile game. Witch is actually somehow sadder than just being addicted and not able to stop. As if he genuinely feels some sort of pride attached to his sweet inventory of wrestlers.

I'd rather be ashamed of it. Than cope so hard I'm proud of it. But also. I think there is a real sense of pride for him. The dude loves wrestling like a legit retard would. He cannot shake the shit for the life of him. Cause there's an actual passion there.
Hobbies can be expensive. Ive got a huge green thumb and that can get expensive. Ive got friends into tabletop. Hobbies are an expensive (time and money) thing to do.

To be relevant to Phil, GAMING can be an expensive hobby. But that kind of hobby is collecting them, playing them, showing them off, special editions, extras etc. The kind that results in 15 consoles, physical games and other small addons. Hell I have a 'gun' controller for wii that ive almost never seen sold but its a banger for res evil 4 mercenaries on wii.

Phil...has none of that. His games are 99% digital, no collector editions and besides the toilet seat headphones, no extras that the average person wouldnt have.

His justification that hes a gamer, that hes into gaming etc is all cope. He is an addict and he feeds his addictions by gambling (gacha) and booze (gin)
 
Never thought of it this way. But when you start thinking about the kind of money people spend on like guns, or lego, or cars or *insert niche hobby/mainstream collectable" it does kinda make sense. Escpically when you consider dave is the type of guy who believes in alot of boomer shit that makes up the quintessential mature man/adult.

It's not to far of a stretch to imagine he justifies it being his thing, albeit it not by choice. As if it's no different than a hobby like hunting, or fishing, or modifying cars in his kind. I mean if the dude had his way he would have just continued to fill his house with video game memorabilia, and other nerd shit like cabinets. Instead he fucked up and got hooked on jpegs and while it isn't something he's proud of, it's his hobby, and its genuine thing adults dude, just instead of spending 10s of thousands modifying a car getting into golf or a sweet man cave, he spends it on wrestlers in a mobile game. Witch is actually somehow sadder than just being addicted and not able to stop. As if he genuinely feels some sort of pride attached to his sweet inventory of wrestlers.

I'd rather be ashamed of it. Than cope so hard I'm proud of it. But also. I think there is a real sense of pride for him. The dude loves wrestling like a legit retard would. He cannot shake the shit for the life of him. Cause there's an actual passion there.
Call me a dumb faggot but if he was willing to accept and own it I would respect that more than this gay as fuck persona he puts out that "I don't watch movies, I don't listen to music, I don't play video games outside stream, I don't leave my house to do anything, etc." He's obviously ashamed of it because how else would he just dismiss and deny entire parts of his identity?
 
He's obviously ashamed of it because how else would he just dismiss and deny entire parts of his identity?

I actually don't think Phil is ashamed. I don't think Phil is even capable of shame. He just lies and lies and lies and has lied for his entire life, and he's pretty much always gotten away with it. This has made him who he is, just like a narcissistic chick. Phil can be presented evidence of his habits and he just brushes it away, lies, talks around it, and turns it back on you. Then he gets off stream and whales away all of his dent's money, and gets on the stream the next day and will lie up and down about how he didnt spend it on mobile games. Everybody knows who Phil is, and what he is, and how he is addicted to wrestling, booze, gacha, etc. When Phil gets on stream and says, "I dont enjoy wrestling anymore, i don't watch, i don't think about it, i dont care about it" and then he chimps out like the biggest autist over a WWE2K22 fantasy match, everyone sees the obvious contradiction. The lie isn't for the poeple watching, its for Phil himself. He's such a deluded and warped shell of a human being that this is how he functions. Something something addict behavior.
 
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