Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I have observed Nose's community for quite a while, and from my observations, Elissa has met Nose and LR at least 2 times at meetups in Houston. This is probably what gives here the personal connection to feel 'embarrassed' by proxy.

Her postings on DISCORD and YouTube tend to confirm that she is a bit of a tech boomer because she needs memes explained and text acronyms spelled out. So not the most savvy netizen She also seems to be a bit of a pick-me and want attention. She posts right along with the same 5-7 degenerates when they spam memes and try to piss off the admin.

Despite this, she seems fairly normal herself and has her own circle simps that call her 'nice'. There seems to be a bit of truth to this, as during the original Faran kerfuffle, she took down her clips of it at Faran's request. She cited similar reasons of embarrassment to do so. Nose also asked her to take it down as a personal favour. In general, she seems to do her own thing with clips, but not obsessively watch the streams like some clips channels. *cough* LawNerd *cough* WinningReality *cough*

In short, she doesn't seem to be the ultimate ball-hanger for Nose, but she has some connection that keeps her in the community. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

 

[Captain Manning]

The overwhelming majority of people here want you to stop acting like an obnoxious cunt and go back to making content your AUDIENCE wants to see, Nick.

The thing is, he may very well be doing exactly what his audience wants. His new audience, that is. He's already made perfectly clear he doesn't want to do legal analysis anymore, and that the KiwiFarms is full of irrelevant incel prudes (his words).

For better or worse, divorcee wine mommies, and crazy cat ladies, are the new standard bearers of Rekieta Law. He no longer cares about the Farms, except to seethe at us while pretending he's not.

The Kiwis that stuck it out with him for years have every right to feel disappointed, and maybe even a bit betrayed, but at some point they're gonna have to get over it and do the only sensible thing there is to do around here:

Laugh at the utter dumpster fire that Nick Rekieta has become.

The brilliant thing about this site is that when somebody who was once liked turns cow, the Frams still wins. It happened with Dick Masterson, and now it's happening with Nick.

"Lady Ours" is the nickname Rekieta's discord gave her after the Hedonism II thing. It's a joke. It's a play on "Lady R".

NGL, that's pretty based.

"LOL. She's our wife now too. Thanks for sharing, Nick."

I wonder if that's another reason Nick was all too happy to practically nuke the Discord?

I think the ethics committee (or law board or whatever) reviewing him is a contributing catalyst to the degeneracy story arc. He might lose his license. The powers that be have not given any updates. He's worried....freaking out ... how can he dull the anxiety and fear? SEX N' DRUGS BAYBEEE!

I think that's unlikely. What the idiots that keep reporting him don't seem to grasp is that his conduct has to be tied to his practice in order to be actionable. Nick acting like a drunk Internet shitlord is both out of their jurisdiction and (often) protected speech. The idiots reporting him are trying to apply the same tactics they would employ to get somebody fired, but not understanding that a license issued by a government authority is entirely different.

To put this in better perspective, it would be like somebody here getting their driver's license suspended over saying "nigger." That's not gonna happen. At least not for those of us in the U.S..

@AnOminous also put it best at one point: In reading those complaints, the first thing they'll usually check for is whether the complaint is made by a client. party, or attorney to an action that the lawyer being reported on is involved in. If the answer is no, it'll usually get binned PDQ.

 

[AnOminous]

The thing is, he may very well be doing exactly what his audience wants. His new audience, that is. He's already made perfectly clear he doesn't want to do legal analysis anymore, and that the KiwiFarms is full of irrelevant incel prudes (his words).

For better or worse, divorcee wine mommies, and crazy cat ladies, are the new standard bearers of Rekieta Law. He no longer cares about the Farms, except to seethe at us while pretending he's not.

So he's basically only interested in people he can cheat on his wife with.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I still don't understand why someone who has watched lolcalves develop into lolcows for years, and knows it's not just doing something dumb or cringy, but raging and doubling down on it when someone notices, that is the ultimate trait of the cow.

How could this dude have watched Ethan Ralph spiral out of control into what he is now and not caught on?

I should quit trying to understand, it is just what cows do.

I will be really disappointed if he does not pull back from his current approach to the event horizon of cowdom.

Funny this. The life cycle of a Star is quite literally the framework of my first draft of a Rekieta write up. I think it fits. Sadly.

 

[Captain Manning]

So he's basically only interested in people he can cheat on his wife with.

I wouldn't say for sure he's doing that, but the whole thing is definitely weird and sussy.

Besides, what quality of snatch would you really be getting from Locals? Remember kids, don't still your dick in crazy.

Funny this. The life cycle of a Star is quite literally the framework of my first draft of a Rekieta write up. I think it fits. Sadly.

So what phase is he in now? Red (nosed) giant?

And does he have enough mass to go supernova?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rackets is doing a stream with the dog fucker from the other night. It was supposed to be with Ty Beard.

Legal Vices had a cozy cooking stream. His two bulldogs flopped down in the middle of the kitchen floor hoping for a ham mishap.

 

[Nol 2]

Was curious and checked the intro: Ty came down with "Allergies" in the middle of a major snow storm on Christmas weekend

x to doubt

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Was curious and checked the intro: Ty came down with "Allergies" in the middle of a major snow storm on Christmas weekend

x to doubt

More than likely his more tech-savvy twitch streamer daughter caught wind of what Rekieta has been up to.

 

[None More Black]

says he hasn't talked to Ty in awhile?

 

[Phillip Green]

I've got to admit, I'm impressed by the Discord crew's reaction game.

 

[Hannibalistique]

I wouldn't say for sure he's doing that, but the whole thing is definitely weird and sussy.

Besides, what quality of snatch would you really be getting from Locals? Remember kids, don't still your dick in crazy.

Didn't most of the wine moms come during the Depp trial? And all of them hate Amber Heard who of course has BPD, and only women with complete possession of all their marbles and no BPD hate other women with BPD as fiercely as they do.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Tuned in for a second, thought there was a good conversation starting, and now Nick is derailing with him wanting men to touch his penis. This will end as a full Dax situation and that's sad.

Nick, as you might read this, I hope you work whatever this is out of your system and leave a legacy beyond degeneracy.

 

[Adam der Fresser]

I'm pretty sure Jim is at least peaking in on this thread, based on comments he made on one of his streams yesterday (thirsty wine-moms on Rumble).

Hey Jim, hope your holiday goes well. Best going away present you could give us is getting Nick on your call-in stream and either Internet-Dad him or give him the Baked Alaska treatment. Either way, good luck with that shitshow.

 

[TheClappening]

Merry Christmas to the people watching this (at least for me) sad spiraling trashfire.

The part of me that still likes Nick's content hopes he pulls up from the dive into true lolcowdom. But the other part of me has a sinking feeling that he won't.

I guess Merry Christmas to Nick too.

Also first time I've seen this before. kinda weird. Niggas are posting from the future

 

[Phillip Green]

Merry Christmas friends, and God bless you all.

If Nick checks his thread: Dude, none of us actually hate you, we just want you to keep your sex life to yourself and for you to produce entertaining streams that we can all enjoy. God bless your family, and, please, stop going down this path so we can continue enjoying your streams.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Posting some relevant images of what I think a lot of people are doing now, or very, very soon.

No gold Youtube button for you, Noseboy. Maybe use the superchat money to get a gold balldo instead.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Merry Christmas friends, and God bless you all.

If Nick checks his thread: Dude, none of us actually hate you, we just want you to keep your sex life to yourself and for you to produce entertaining streams that we can all enjoy. God bless your family, and, please, stop going down this path so we can continue enjoying your streams.

No amount of ass kissing can stop the drunken Balldo degenerate from ruining his career & family.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Just had a look at his Social Blade out of curiosity. He's lost about 1k subs over December. Which without context is strange as almost all channels experience growth during the holydays.

 

[AnOminous]

Just had a look at his Social Blade out of curiosity. He's lost about 1k subs over December. Which without context is strange as almost all channels experience growth during the holydays.

He doesn't need those prudes anyway.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Just had a look at his Social Blade out of curiosity. He's lost about 1k subs over December. Which without context is strange as almost all channels experience growth during the holydays.

He doesn't need those prudes anyway.

Well, it really seems like he only cares about growing his Locals subscribers, and now views youtube as just a way to market that.

So in a sense losing subscribers on youtube doesn't matter, as long as he has some churn of new people tuning in.