Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy - child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, Fat as hell, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302

Who is James Terry Mitchell's patron god?

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APerson said:
Muumuu? How about a kilt?
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"dresses make for easy access for men to...have sex with willing women"
NOPE. I am a process going through prime numbers greater than two. I cannot even.
Also, exactly how ginormous is a 56 in pants? Mens pants are measured according to waist size, right? So his waist is over four feet in circumference?
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"I've not seen mah willy in two years"
 
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Pinkamena Diane Pie said:
56 is huge. Where do you find clothing that's size 56? No store within reach for the lazy fuck would hold it. Hell, WALMART doesn't get higher than 46-47.

No wonder he wants a dress.
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Yeah, a 56 is fucking huge and the only place to find this would be a Tall & Fat store. Most normal retailers carry a couple sizes into the high 40's but never into the 50's. It's not because there isn't a market there for it, but the cost for such a thing to the retailer is higher than for a more "normal" waist size like in the mid 30's. There's just too much material.

As for him wanting a dress or skirt to be a pretty princess in, he's still going to need to shop at a Tall & Fat store for women as well because if I remember correctly from my clothing selling days the largest size that a normal retailer carries is usually a 16. He'd be looking for something about double that so maybe a 32?

And while there is a quick and dirty way of converting between the two, you'd figure that such a "smart" individual would be able to figure such things out on his own. Oh right, he's not smart so much as smarter than everybody he knows meaning he's probably surrounded by fucking cretins and just looking at his neighborhood there doesn't appear to be any reason to doubt that.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Yeah, a 56 is fucking huge and the only place to find this would be a Tall & Fat store. Most normal retailers carry a couple sizes into the high 40's but never into the 50's. It's not because there isn't a market there for it, but the cost for such a thing to the retailer is higher than for a more "normal" waist size like in the mid 30's. There's just too much material.

As for him wanting a dress or skirt to be a pretty princess in, he's still going to need to shop at a Tall & Fat store for women as well because if I remember correctly from my clothing selling days the largest size that a normal retailer carries is usually a 16. He'd be looking for something about double that so maybe a 32?

And while there is a quick and dirty way of converting between the two, you'd figure that such a "smart" individual would be able to figure such things out on his own. Oh right, he's not smart so much as smarter than everybody he knows meaning he's probably surrounded by fucking cretins and just looking at his neighborhood there doesn't appear to be any reason to doubt that.
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Depends on dress types. In retail, it can get up to XXXL for women. Dresses are more prone to go by this than numbers.

Though, that would require him to actually go out to search for that. Stores that sell that (like discount stores) will sell bigger sizes. At least, Target and Wal-Mart. Plus, it goes more by top size. He might consider him smaller via top than his waist.
 
Pinkamena Diane Pie said:
Depends on dress types. In retail, it can get up to XXXL for women. Dresses are more prone to go by this than numbers.

Though, that would require him to actually go out to search for that. Stores that sell that (like discount stores) will sell bigger sizes. At least, Target and Wal-Mart. Plus, it goes more by top size. He might consider him smaller via top than his waist.
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They actually go that high now in retail? I'm sure they always made them that size because lets face it, fat people want to wear nice clothes too but back when I was selling this stuff that was like specialty store stuff. You could find it but only at the Tall & Fat stores.

I think the biggest size we used to carry was the occasional size 14 for women and the odd size 52 suit for men. Both of which would be too small for Pedobear.
 
yeast god said:
For whatever reason, I remembered that James' primary form of transport is an adult tricycle.
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I have only ever seen one adult that can pull off riding a tricycle, and it was a toothless old woman triking uphill through a small beach town I drove through once, with the biggest smile in the world and barely breaking a sweat. An old woman is more fit that him.
 
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Do you guys remember Lorne Armstrong, one of the guys busted in "To catch a predator"? Basically, he tried to defend his actions on reddit some month ago.
His arguments that he is not a pedo are basically the same as Jimbo´s. Interesting read into the mind of a convicted pedo.
 
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SpacePanther said:
I'm honestly surprised James doesn't prey on college girls more. He's in a college town, a liberal arts college at that.
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They're too old for him and most have functioning adult minds that can't be molded by a social retard like him.

Besides, given a choice between Pedobear and some normal undergrad which do you think they'd rather go for?
 
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Rokko said:
Do you guys remember Lorne Armstrong, one of the guys busted in "To catch a predator"? Basically, he tried to defend his actions on reddit some month ago.
His arguments that he is not a pedo are basically the same as Jimbo´s. Interesting read into the mind of a convicted pedo.
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I do not like Perverted Justice's tactics but at the same time I have no sympathy for this guy.
 
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Calm down
You people clearly don't really want to stop him. If you did, you would take the fucking obvious route to blowing his cover and starting a shitstorm that the authorities would have to respond to.

You say he lives near an elementary school.

Contact the school. Contact the kids who go to the school. Contact the parents of the kids that go to the school.
 
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uguysrpussies said:
You people are either idiots, pussies, or you don't really want to get him.
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You seem to miss the chimpout we made to him a few months ago mate where we posted his dox and shit.

Also, even if we contact the school and the people involved they are less likely to listen to us.
 
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uguysrpussies said:
You people clearly don't really want to stop him. If you did, you would take the fucking obvious route to blowing his cover and starting a shitstorm that the authorities would have to respond to.

You say he lives near an elementary school.

Contact the school. Contact the kids who go to the school. Contact the parents of the kids that go to the school.
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no u
 
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