Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Phucket said:
Good morning all, how did you spend your Christmas weekend? While Pat spent his holiday drunkenly neglecting his daughter and oinking at his jizzim, Boomia chose to spend his time bonding with his son Zoomia. Unlike noted child abandoner Patrick S. Tomlinson, Boomia loves and cares for his children, even going as far to enjoy some quality father-son alogging:

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Unrelated, Pig's piss is usually clear because he properly hydrates:

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Merry Christmas Alogs!
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I truly, TRULY think everyone should check out Boomia's Christmas presents over the other forum, because the dude was ON FIRE! I like to imagine he looks like a Jersey Santa (but ripped, just to piss off Fatty).

17 pages on Christmas, pig and I are best friends, I even learn his pee is clear because he's hydrated... buds.

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Pat was bullied once as a 10 year old and after he hospitalized the other kid it never happened again, but he understands bullying. 16 pages.

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Now, since I'm just posting some of the highlights by themselves, the context you need no know is this: Pat is a dumb fat retard. That's it really:

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Patrick has a VERY high opinion of himself, I don't know if you can tell.

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Judge: "Mr. Tomlinson, what I CAN see is one man challenged the other for a fight, and the other accepted!"
Pat: "Sir, ThaT did noT happen!"
Judge: "Yes it did!"
Pat: "No, iT did noT!"
Judge: "Case dismissed!"

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I have no words.
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This the most random.txt "thing" (don't know what else to call it) I've EVER seen.

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I know we've read that a million times, but the idea of a grown man angrily typing "I don't live in Somalia! That's felony telephone harassment!!!" made me lose it.

Boomia, you really ARE the ultimate pig wrangler. I salute you, good sir.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Damn, imagine admitting that you're a failure and that no one will fail at life as hard as you have to a complete stranger.
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Imagine simultaneously claiming your "atalkers" are mentally ill plus they're going to prison. If they're mentally ill, they have a really great not guilty by reason of insanity defense and they'd be going to a psych hospital, not prison.

Also if you are shitting on Pat, you are obviously not even mentally ill, because anyone sane knows that this motherfucker is FAT!
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine simultaneously claiming your "atalkers" are mentally ill plus they're going to prison. If they're mentally ill, they have a really great not guilty by reason of insanity defense and they'd be going to a psych hospital, not prison.

Also if you are shitting on Pat, you are obviously not even mentally ill, because anyone sane knows that this motherfucker is FAT!
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I'm pretty sure you could get him to invalidate his case by calling him to the stand and asking him if he's fat (he is).
 
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Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
You aren't my liver, stalker
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I'm really glad Fatrick took the time to clear that up! For a minute I thought his liver had gained sentience and internet access, logging in just to insult its niggeroni-loving owner. Then I realized only a 1.2 GPA retard would feel the need to issue a correction to a silly troll account followed by an impotent threat.
 
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BeepBoopBeepBoop said:
I'm pretty sure you could get him to invalidate his case by calling him to the stand and asking him if he's fat (he is).
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My favorite still is and probably always will be the restraining order trial. Pat just couldn't help himself from arguing with and cutting off the Milwaukee judge, who was completely unimpressed by the repulsive slovenly loudmouth before him. Anything that the judge said, Pat would cut him off with, "No, sir, I did not" or "That did not happen, sir." Replace "sir" with "child" or "stalker" and it was exactly like one of his text arguments, brazenly denying reality and all despite direct quotes. He has exactly the same level of regard for a judge as he does for his atalkers. The case was, of course, thrown out for being nothing more than a retard talking tough to a bigger retard as a complete waste of time.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the judge signed up an account and is Patposting amongst us right now, most honorably. That judge must dislike Pat every bit as much as we do after his court performance.
 
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Phucket said:
Good morning all, how did you spend your Christmas weekend? While Pat spent his holiday drunkenly neglecting his daughter and oinking at his jizzim, Boomia chose to spend his time bonding with his son Zoomia. Unlike noted child abandoner Patrick S. Tomlinson, Boomia loves and cares for his children, even going as far to enjoy some quality father-son alogging:

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Get a grip, child
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God bless Boomia, teaching his fat-handed children the proper atalker ways from a young age. Pat will get clowned on by generations to come.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Does this slatternly , slovenly fat upside down barstool resident have zero self awareness ? View attachment 4152483
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So he's saying that parents who love their children confuse them about their identity, steal their childhood innocence, expose them to adult sexual entertainment, give them porn in school and sterilize and mutilate them? I guess it's a good thing he's a deadbeat who abandoned his own then.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Does this slatternly , slovenly fat upside down barstool resident have zero self awareness ? View attachment 4152483
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Humm... one of the places Fat convinced to write an article full of lies about him and his "swattings" was Cracked.com. The same cracked.com where Cody Johnston was (still is?) a writer/editor for many many years. Which is weird, cracked used to be a website with funny articles, not "news". Anyways, at he end SpaceEdge took it down somehow.

Could it be Johnston was his contact? It might be nothing. Maybe Fatty is just a fan of Johnston, but it might be worth looking into.
 
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Pat, if your pee is usually cleat, you need to get checked for more STDs than the herpes you and Niki have. That "cleat" feeling is usually a sign of gonorrhea or other worse STDs. Shame on you for not vetting the partners Niki is sleeping with. Just because they're usually farting in her vagina doesn't mean they can't spread STDs.
 
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Fatrick really is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving. Every day it's like opening a wonderful present of a pathetic fat man arguing with his own organs and bodily fluids.
how many people in this thread listened to Opie and Anthony? I started listening to the old shows because of this thread
 
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