DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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I swear the happiest I've seen DSP in a while was when he was daydreaming about all the food he can eat during his "super bowl event" 😂

I can get like nachooos uhh maybe order like a pizza

this is the most thought he's put into a goal this year and it's all about what shit he can stuff in his fat face kek, pigga thinks he's amberlynn reid

Also! To avoid double posting I'll just edit this. What do you guys think Dave's secret "surprise" for 2023 will be? He's mentioned it offhanded for a couple months now but I haven't seen much speculation. My guess is something VERY minor that he makes out to be the biggest deal ever but that's a given.
 
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Japs_eye said:
Also! To avoid double posting I'll just edit this. What do you guys think Dave's secret "surprise" for 2023 will be? He's mentioned it offhanded for a couple months now but I haven't seen much speculation. My guess is something VERY minor that he makes out to be the biggest deal ever but that's a given.
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He will use a green screen but ONLY if a fan buys him one. Because this lazy piece of shit can't be assed to actually invest money in his business. I mean most of his curretn stuff was donated tro him. The exception would be the new TV, the PS5 and his cheap shit he draps behind him
 
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Balr0g said:
He will use a green screen but ONLY if a fan buys him one. Because this lazy piece of shit can't be assed to actually invest money in his business. I mean most of his curretn stuff was donated tro him. The exception would be the new TV, the PS5 and his cheap shit he draps behind him
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he literally has a greenscreen
he pulled it out of his closet during his cloest stream
 
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JackoVerde said:
how high do you figure phils iq is
like if you sat him down at gunpoint at made him take an iq test
keep in mind, nick bate has like a 130 iq, the guy who literally ate his own shit
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I genuinely believe that DSP is probably around 95-100 IQ. He is the definition of a midwit. He came from a small school, and was first in his class (of like 30), he then went to college and got a super serious business degree! But all that shit did is make him think he's smarter than he actually is.

And as time progressed, and his interactions with people became smaller and smaller, his brain has begun to rot. Just like all those HUGE muscles he used to have when he was a "bodybuilder". It's all turned into goo, because the brain needs exercise just like everything else. You can see this especially in his use of big words that he clearly learned in highschool or college, but has forgotten any of the original meaning (liquidity and percentile come to mind).

He's the perfect midwit meme. Just because he performed above average scholastically he thinks that he is born smart, so why does he need to learn new things? He's already a genius! He was valedictorian dood! But all IQ is, is your ability to process things. It has nothing to do with knowledge, and Dave is the shining example. There are many people with lower IQs that are much smarter than DSP will ever be, because they know who they are and don't assume they were born special.
 
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Balr0g said:
Oh dear god. DSP wants to do ReACKs to his original FF13 and other playthroughs while his capture setup is down? Laziness. Pure fucking laziness. And he will expect 300$ a day regardless.
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It's not laziness...well, it is but it also might not be. DSP is a mouthbreathing shit-tard, but he does possess a certain low animal cunning. He has mentioned before that he wants to get more into react content because 'I'm getting older and won't be able to play games forever *snort* *swallow*' Like his filthy fucking hooves are going to fall off or something. Yes Phil, your reflexes dull with age, but that is when you compensate your falling ability with skill and technique...oh. Anyways, I wonder if he might be trying to use this 'cat-astrophe' to further transition the dents more towards react content. Idle thoughts.
 
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Gramh said:
When a cat randomly sitting on a piece of your business equipment can shut down your whole operation for an untold amount of time till you can find a replacement, you are probably not a mature adult with a real business. Just some early morning precoffee thoughts.
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It really us astonishing how fragile his operation is. By the way this whole "let's react to old gameplay if mine" is 100% something he plans to do later down the line. Just repost old khantent. Dents are so stupid they wouldn't notice.
 
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I dont think dsp will ever get into pc gaming in any capacity unless he has no other choice and even so he still has his "podcast" type content and reacts.
Reasons why i dont believe he will ever get into pc gaming ever:
1. Requires effort
2. Requires basic knowledge to implement fixes{ google the problem follow instructions)
3. Pc maintenance, something he barely or straight up neglects with his consoles.
4. He will be exposed to games that require using more than one braincell
5. Since hes on Pc, he will be mainly matched with other pc users in multiplayer games like shooters which means that he will be at a more of a disadvantage and will complain.
6. It will expose his lack of pc understanding to his dents

Although deep down I'm optimistic that he will deep his hoofs on pc gaming .
 
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The follow message is NOT intended for any members of the Burnell Household:

Agent Claws, good work, operation "break baby's toys" was a critical success.

Agent Slim, the bounty to destroying any business critical electronics is still live. Upon confirmation of success we will doordash a cake directly into your account.
 
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Japs_eye said:
Also! To avoid double posting I'll just edit this. What do you guys think Dave's secret "surprise" for 2023 will be? He's mentioned it offhanded for a couple months now but I haven't seen much speculation. My guess is something VERY minor that he makes out to be the biggest deal ever but that's a given.
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Whatever it is has to be the laziest possible option he is still thinks is exploitable. My retarded guess is another cat. Phil and Khet are bored of each other and their lives so like the stereotype of a couple in a failing relationship having a baby or having another baby, they'll get another living thing to distract them from each other. Sadly it probably won't be another $2k cat reveal. Failing that, I dunno maybe another "I'M GOING TO TRY OUT SOME PC GAMES GUIZ! WOWZERS IMAGINE HOW EPIC IT WILL BE!"
 
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Here's the device that the entire DSP empire depended on. So well taken care of with no backup whatsoever.

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He's going on and on about how he deserves to have an office that he can walk around without breaking shit. Oh, today's stream will be DSP going through the external hard drive he found yesterday to use its USB cable. Also of note, he didn't buy a replacement, one of the Paypigs has an older one they're mailing him so he'll be waiting a week.

EDIT: LOL he just said that it isn't possible for him to save money for a new streaming PC setup now because he already owes too much!

EDIT2: Ah, now he qualified the donated capture device by saying he also ordered two other ones from Amazon that he'll just return if the free one works. True scumbag.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Here's the device that the entire DSP empire depended on. So well taken care of with no backup whatsoever.

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He's going on and on about how he deserves to have an office that he can walk around without breaking shit. Oh, today's stream will be DSP going through the external hard drive he found yesterday to use its USB cable. Also of note, he didn't buy a replacement, one of the Paypigs has an older one they're mailing him so he'll be waiting a week.

EDIT: LOL he just said that it isn't possible for him to save money now because he already owes too much.
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Remember a few days ago (i saw it on a Aqua Teal video) where DSP claimed he is behind EVERYTHING? this retard isn't willing to pay his bills and debts (esepcially not his taxes). Instead like the child he is he simply throws it out of the window called "mobile gaming, doordash and total wine". Man I hope he gets more emergenices next year. GTG speculated in his goutmas videos that the snort fort is either in dire need of an overhaul or already falling apart and he also thinks that this house is a pig sty in terms of smell considering how much garbage DSP and his fat Ket produce
 
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