Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

The fact that this block-shaped creature thinks he's interesting enough to write a fucking memoir is hilarious - he wasn't even interesting enough to get a thread for six years and even now this thread is sort of running on fumes despite him autistically spamming upstreamers with e-mails.
 
Putting aside the grandiosity it takes for a misshapen, egomaniacal troon to think their story is worth buying and reading
Complementary to the grandiosity it takes to think "Hey look 2,000 retards read my last tweet, I must be capable of writing a fucking memoir." His writing level is about a B+ high school senior, which is ok but he's ain't writin no memoirs. He just has no instinct for the basic syntax, subject object stuff. He could get a ghost writer but that's not going to solve the more fundamental problem that he has absolutely nothing of substance to say.

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Writing a memoir based on the fact that you sperged at a bunch of Google employees about stupid shit a few times is about as brilliant as thinking you should write a memoir based around the fact that you allegedly had sex with some irrelevant dudes one time:
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Writing a memoir based on the fact that you sperged at a bunch of Google employees about stupid shit a few times is about as brilliant as thinking you should write a memoir based around the fact that you allegedly had sex with some irrelevant dudes one time:
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At least crappy memoirs by people who are not complete unknowns make stocking fillers.

The only people who have heard of Fong Jones will know all about him and his history one way or another already.

Anyone else would not be remotely interested in the personal account of a pretty run of the mill Google employee.
 
At least crappy memoirs by people who are not complete unknowns make stocking fillers.

The only people who have heard of Fong Jones will know all about him and his history one way or another already.

Anyone else would not be remotely interested in the personal account of a pretty run of the mill Google employee.
There’s also no arc in the memoir, or at least no compelling one. As pointed out, there’s no tech labor movement or whatever he was jerking off about co-founding. Liz Fong-Jones is a low-tier software engineer who started a supercharged (?) ERG at Google, resulting in a headline or two. He left or was terminated from Google for *reasons* and is tangentially connected to two scandalous charities (TLL and the rape cover-up one with the sinister name, Tall Poppies). There’s no inspirational memoir in that; the interesting bits are the ones he doesn’t want told.

On the personal side, dozens of people could be persuaded to care about his transition/plural/would-be internet censor/consent accident causer personal story, but most of them post here and already care for the wrong reasons (from a publishing perspective).

I’m sure he wouldn’t agree with this evaluation of his life but we know that Elliot Liz Fong-Jones is a very delusional person.
 
At least crappy memoirs by people who are not complete unknowns make stocking fillers.

The only people who have heard of Fong Jones will know all about him and his history one way or another already.

Anyone else would not be remotely interested in the personal account of a pretty run of the mill Google employee.

It's something black people do apparently - or at least, something Barack Obama did. Writing a memoir before you've actually done anything noteworthy, so they probably think they're following that tradition in some bizarre way.
 
Look at those shoulders, look at those hips. He is not built like a linebacker, but is built like a dude, a nerdy effete Chinese dude, but a dude all the same.

You will never be a woman, Elliot, never ever ever. Cut your dick off like a raving lunatic, but a shit smelling stinkditch would never be mistaken for a real, genuine vagina. 100 percent of straight men and crack snacking lesbians agree. 100 percent!
Grandparent cry, broken branch. I am vomit. I am not allow. NOT ALLOW!

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Complementary to the grandiosity it takes to think "Hey look 2,000 retards read my last tweet, I must be capable of writing a fucking memoir." His writing level is about a B+ high school senior, which is ok but he's ain't writin no memoirs. He just has no instinct for the basic syntax, subject object stuff. He could get a ghost writer but that's not going to solve the more fundamental problem that he has absolutely nothing of substance to say.

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Going off his "blameless retrospective" tweet alone, it'd take one advil per paragraph to withstand the superfluous horror of his prose.
 
>travel to dingchop land
I love that it's not even deserving of its proper geographic title
If this story arc ended with Fong-Jones on a rampage trying to demolish a server farm with his own version of a Killdozer, I would not even be that surprised.
are you kidding, I would fucking pay to watch that happen
 
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KiwiFarms doesn't seem to show up on google results, but Liz's thread is on the front page for duckduckgo.

I wish we a had a total for what the Christmas DDoS attacks have represented in expenses. I guess they were hoping on doubling up attacks with the holiday period and the absence of support for the site.
 
Look at those shoulders, look at those hips. He is not built like a linebacker, but is built like a dude, a nerdy effete Chinese dude, but a dude all the same.

You will never be a woman, Elliot, never ever ever. Cut your dick off like a raving lunatic, but a shit smelling stinkditch would never be mistaken for a real, genuine vagina. 100 percent of straight men and crack snacking lesbians agree. 100 percent!
Grandparent cry, broken branch. I am vomit. I am not allow. NOT ALLOW!

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It's a mockery of woman, of the human female, a H. P. Lovecraft grotesquerie come to life in the real world. It cannot hide what it truly is, and will always be: a man, a male but one that has hacked off its manhood and molded it into a crude imitation of woman, and justly rewarded for his hubris with pain and ill health, doomed to be a sterile eunuch, wallowing in degradation; truly a hell of his own making, and one he richly deserves. I once felt sorry for these creatures, I pitied them but now? Nothing but hate and contempt for these abominations.
 
Look at those shoulders, look at those hips. He is not built like a linebacker, but is built like a dude, a nerdy effete Chinese dude, but a dude all the same.

You will never be a woman, Elliot, never ever ever. Cut your dick off like a raving lunatic, but a shit smelling stinkditch would never be mistaken for a real, genuine vagina. 100 percent of straight men and crack snacking lesbians agree. 100 percent!
Grandparent cry, broken branch. I am vomit. I am not allow. NOT ALLOW!

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Do anyone has a picture of Wonton before becoming trans? I also wonder what were the reasons he had to do the transition...
 
Surely there's a Korean plastic surgeon who would take a literal crack at whittling down that jaw. No-Dong would produce his own tower of bones and the v-line surgery would still probably fail, because even if his Z'dar jaw was minimized there's still the rest of his face, body and cellular structure that make him look like the male he is and always will be.
 
At least crappy memoirs by people who are not complete unknowns make stocking fillers.

The only people who have heard of Fong Jones will know all about him and his history one way or another already.

Anyone else would not be remotely interested in the personal account of a pretty run of the mill Google employee.
I feel like Quinn, for better or worse, has a better claim to starting the “tech protest movement,” whatever the hell that means. People who follow the “tech protest movement” still talk about Gamergate. Thwomp is, at best, a minor secondary figure.

Now, if he had some special insight into this movement through his involvement in it, that might still make an interesting memoir, but this seems unlikely. Especially since his emphasis in the description is on himself.

Then there’s the third and biggest issue: no one cares. This “protest movement” has achieved nothing.
There’s also no arc in the memoir, or at least no compelling one. As pointed out, there’s no tech labor movement or whatever he was jerking off about co-founding. Liz Fong-Jones is a low-tier software engineer who started a supercharged (?) ERG at Google, resulting in a headline or two. He left or was terminated from Google for *reasons* and is tangentially connected to two scandalous charities (TLL and the rape cover-up one with the sinister name, Tall Poppies). There’s no inspirational memoir in that; the interesting bits are the ones he doesn’t want told.

On the personal side, dozens of people could be persuaded to care about his transition/plural/would-be internet censor/consent accident causer personal story, but most of them post here and already care for the wrong reasons (from a publishing perspective).

I’m sure he wouldn’t agree with this evaluation of his life but we know that Elliot Liz Fong-Jones is a very delusional person.
It feels like ego combined with narcissistic injury. He wants validation, but nothing he does gives it to him - his attempts to “set the record straight” about him, even by force, only make him look worse. This is just another attempt to rewrite reality into a version that suits him.
 
Surely there's a Korean plastic surgeon who would take a literal crack at whittling down that jaw. No-Dong would produce his own tower of bones and the v-line surgery would still probably fail, because even if his Z'dar jaw was minimized there's still the rest of his face, body and cellular structure that make him look like the male he is and always will be.
I feel sorry for the Korean plastic surgeon who'll do this surgery at LFJ. He would surely have PTSD after that.
 
Actually, the phrase "considered harmful" is well known in tech circles to be used in titles of essays arguing that a certain concept or programming technique is bad, the most famous one being "Goto Considered Harmful" by Edgar Dijkstra which argues against using the goto statement in programming.

That being said, it's still a shitty title. It's like writing a memoir named "Gay and Retarded".
Cutting off your dick is "considered harmful."
 
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