Is there anything in this picture that doesn't scream sodomy?
He probably wouldn't even heat the canned soup. Just drink it cold while playing his toy bongo drums and screaming "metokur masocist for $100 BEJAMS"
When this is your Christmas present i think its probably about fucking time to hit the treadmill.
This is so sad. Ashton haa nobody in his life who truly cares about him enough to get him a nice gift that isn't a joke about him being fat and gay.
I would even feel bad about it if it wasnt entirely his own doing.
Sorry if this comes off as MATI
I just realised what this is, some kind of back scrubber because Asstroon is presumably too FAT to clean his back?
It won't just be for washing his back, he can no longer reach his starfish.
Honestly thought it was some degenerate BDSM toy to go with that FemDom cover and he was joking.
Of all the big-titted Playboy cover girls to whack off to (assuming he still could with all that fat), he picked a wrestler who really looks like a dude.
Fuckin' crazy, she looks like a normal woman at first glance. I was picturing some variety of hamplanet.
She was orbiting every prominent VC user in Wayne's community, everyone hated her , and then Wayne banned every single woman from his community because he thought they were all femboys.
I dont know about the snacks monicker, she should be going by leatherface. I guess this was before she doned the leathery talons which she uses like some modern bird of prey. Also whats with the massive bags under her eyes. Does she ever sleep ? She doesnt even sleep folks and i think we all know why.
