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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
He's losing his god damned mind right now.

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He's losing his god damned mind right now.

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>ANYONE my level
Your level? You mean as low as you Ralph?
Your hiding in a cement shack in fucking Mexico. You let skinny little PodAwful chase you out of the USA and in to hiding. The more these random people you threaten online read about you the more you get mocked.
 
Another day another random.txt candidate as Sandra.zip rots in Harry's basement. Aren't the Vickers also ghost busters? They might be able to bust out some tools to exorcise the ghostly West Memphis, Arkansas whore.

>On my level
I doubt they've had anyone below 5'1.01'' call them out, Ethan.
 
Of the many people who have fucked with Ethan Ralph over the years I cannot think of a single one that regrets it. People certainly regret knowing Ethan Ralph, lots of people regret being nice to Ethan Ralph, lots of people regret working with Ethan Ralph and a few retarded women definitely regret fucking Ethan Ralph. Fucking with Ethan Ralph though?

No Ralph, can't think of a single person, ya big pussy.
 
Of the many people who have fucked with Ethan Ralph over the years I cannot think of a single one that regrets it. People certainly regret knowing Ethan Ralph, lots of people regret being nice to Ethan Ralph, lots of people regret working with Ethan Ralph and a few retarded women definitely regret fucking Ethan Ralph. Fucking with Ethan Ralph though?

No Ralph, can't think of a single person, ya big pussy.
Faith Vickers?
 
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