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If sending unsolicited messages to strange women online is activism then call me an activist. Memoir coming soon titled How Breaking into Your Crushes House at 3am to Steal Her Panties is Actually a Good Thing.
Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet
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Memoirs by criminals and weirdos are usually more interesting than those by narcissists who can't admit any faults or mistakes, so I say go for it, you'll probably do better than Elliot.
Probably should check the statute of limitations before you admit to anything specific though.
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It's also worth saying that what Zoe/Chelsea wrote was entirely useless and effectively had to be ghostwritten over before publication, even her tranny volunteers on twitter considered it a literary abortion in the first draft when they were forced to read it and give feedback. Fong's even less interesting and going to need strict editorial work to make a memoir even remotely palatable.
Then again, it's probably not meant for bookshelves, it's probably thought to be something easy to push onto convention-goers, like honeycomb services. Bullying it into the hands of pajeets with corporate cards at conferences to get walking-around money.
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It's almost as if Elliot only wants to take down KF so he has a final boss fight to put in his memoirs. He certainly has nothing else interesting to offer.
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My guess is that it's purely a resume padding/scam-lite business. It's shady as hell just looking at who they employ and how secretive they are. My guess is that it's one of many puffed up companies which collected startup money by playing on the muh diversity muh troons card. They are "selective" in that they only take on clients they know they can fleece and accuse of something if that company ever calls them out for being a bunch of amateur trannies and not actual programmer types.
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Someone earlier in the thread pointed out that most of their clients are also invested in by the same VCs that invest in honeycomb, which makes sense. VCs like to make their investments use one another as clients as a way to generate revenue and attract more investors, with the end goal of the original VCs cashing out at a profit. Their actual product is just a thing that makes log files into fancy graphs, so you can pretend to look like you know what you're doing. It has superior competitors at lower prices, without the ideological baggage.
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Yes, like almost every tech startup for the past 25 years.
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From Elliot's LinkedIn:
So you can see that he's
- an AWS Hero
- He's a board member of Tall Poppy
- Also a board member of The Solidarity Fund
- and a Steering Committee member of SRECon. It says that it's associated with Honeycomb.
SREcon's twatter:
Each year they organize 3 events: US, Asia Pacific (it's held in Sydney/Australia) and Europe.
It seems that Elliot, who's a steering committee member, and a bunch of Honeycomb people attend all or most of them.
Not bad if you can travel around the world 3 times a year...
A few pics of past events; not that many people seem to attend it and those who do are mostly faggots, troons and mentally ill people.
That's Elliot in the middle:
Luke Briscoe on Twitter: "Last day @SREcon today! Starting off with B…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:32:02 UTC
Lambda experiments helped Honeycomb to get to sub-second customer observability queries aka some bullshit in fancy words.
Kristin Smith on Twitter: "@jessitron and @lizthegrey up here spillin…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:38:14 UTC
Take a selfie with the crowd...
Arup Chakrabarti on Twitter: "“Take a selfie with the crowd!” Thanks …
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:37:25 UTC
Nervous? Yup, but also excited.
@renice@hachyderm.io on Twitter: "me, nervous? yep. but I'm even more…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:35:43 UTC
Badge ribbons to specify your pronouns
Lisa Danz on Twitter: "They have badge ribbons to specify your pronou…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:35:06 UTC
A queer, trans and polyamorous troon who created that purple MLP Kube Cuddle and felt the need to mention it.
James Meickle on Twitter: "It's in writing, folks - this is canon. #S…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:33:31 UTC
Bonus: People prefer to make him sad.
Elliot wearing his snow-leopard tights (Mow)
Mow...
Elliot was wearing the wrong pronouns ribbon:
honeycomb.io on Twitter: "Earlier today with @lizthegrey !! So many b…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:39:33 UTC
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That was… unexpected.
I too had been assuming that the glasses shrinkage was a large contributor to the problem. Turns out was somehow the opposite. Fuck he’s bad.
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Some advice.
Elliot.
Please get a different mask.
You look like Hannibal Lecter in that one.
With a dress those shoes? No no that's a crime of fashion. White or preferably black.
Lastly look up no hip outfits, when no hips exist create some.
I thought Elliot has money? Stylist bro stylist.
Even Peetz looks better in a dress.
Anyway, leave us be, stop harassing people and we will eventually forget about you.
I know I will.
Happy New Year you fine Farmers.
Elliot.
Please get a different mask.
You look like Hannibal Lecter in that one.
With a dress those shoes? No no that's a crime of fashion. White or preferably black.
Lastly look up no hip outfits, when no hips exist create some.
I thought Elliot has money? Stylist bro stylist.
Even Peetz looks better in a dress.
Anyway, leave us be, stop harassing people and we will eventually forget about you.
I know I will.
Happy New Year you fine Farmers.
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Just think, in another timelime, Elliot could have been a productive, dare I say functional member of society. Given how large his frame is and the fact that he somehow managed to evade the asian femboy curse, he could have made for a relatively hunky man with a little bit of self care. If that jaw was attached to anyone else, I'd almost feel jealous. You could cut diamonds with that thing.
But no, he's reduced himself to a terminally-online seething eunoch with deteriorating eyesight whose only companionship in life comes from his kindred troons and his pet snake-thing.
Ya dun fucked up, Gong. You should have cleaned your room and washed your penis when you had the chance.
But no, he's reduced himself to a terminally-online seething eunoch with deteriorating eyesight whose only companionship in life comes from his kindred troons and his pet snake-thing.
Ya dun fucked up, Gong. You should have cleaned your room and washed your penis when you had the chance.
Dylan
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in another timeline Elliot could have been institutionalized and treated with electroshock therapy.
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for me it's not the jawline, frame, or hunchback. It's the tights. Why is he always wearing those cheap ill fitting tights? What is he hiding?From Elliot's LinkedIn:
So you can see that he's
- an AWS Hero
- He's a board member of Tall Poppy
- Also a board member of The Solidarity Fund
- and a Steering Committee member of SRECon. It says that it's associated with Honeycomb.
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SREcon's twatter:
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Each year they organize 3 events: US, Asia Pacific (it's held in Sydney/Australia) and Europe.
It seems that Elliot, who's a steering committee member, and a bunch of Honeycomb people attend all or most of them.
Not bad if you can travel around the world 3 times a year...
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A few pics of past events; not that many people seem to attend it and those who do are mostly faggots, troons and mentally ill people.
That's Elliot in the middle:
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Luke Briscoe on Twitter: "Last day @SREcon today! Starting off with B…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:32:02 UTCarchive.vn
Lambda experiments helped Honeycomb to get to sub-second customer observability queries aka some bullshit in fancy words.
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Kristin Smith on Twitter: "@jessitron and @lizthegrey up here spillin…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:38:14 UTC
Take a selfie with the crowd...
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Arup Chakrabarti on Twitter: "“Take a selfie with the crowd!” Thanks …
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:37:25 UTC
Nervous? Yup, but also excited.
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@renice@hachyderm.io on Twitter: "me, nervous? yep. but I'm even more…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:35:43 UTC
Badge ribbons to specify your pronouns
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Lisa Danz on Twitter: "They have badge ribbons to specify your pronou…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:35:06 UTC
A queer, trans and polyamorous troon who created that purple MLP Kube Cuddle and felt the need to mention it.
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James Meickle on Twitter: "It's in writing, folks - this is canon. #S…
archived 25 Dec 2022 12:33:31 UTC
Bonus: People prefer to make him sad.
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Elliot wearing his snow-leopard tights (Mow)
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Mow...
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Elliot was wearing the wrong pronouns ribbon:
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honeycomb.io on Twitter: "Earlier today with @lizthegrey !! So many b…
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He could help thousands of Brits by donating some of his jaw for bone grafts, a lot of us have suffered bone loss or just have insufficient bone density of our jaws so it makes implants unviable unless a bone graft is performed.
He could fix that… but he wont. Imagine having that much jaw to spare and not sharing with toothless chemo patients etc. What a prick.
He could fix that… but he wont. Imagine having that much jaw to spare and not sharing with toothless chemo patients etc. What a prick.
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Leg hair. Lots and lots of leg hair. And man-calves.
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I think it's safe to say that honeycomb.io pays their employees in rape dollars.
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That's not a beer belly, his organs are distended.
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What are gonna do, cut his balls off? I don't understand why these CEOs would cave to threats from a pathetic man like Elliott. I've received Internet death threats and still openly mock the person. Then save screenshots to be sent to law enforcement. I just don't get why people with money and power are such cowards to the likes of Lucas, Elliott, and Taylor Lorenz.
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Elliot needs to find a Diane Von Furstenberg-style wrap dress with an A-line knee- or below-knee-length skirt to it. Some heeled knee-height suede boots underneath for the winter. Longer sleeves and a wide-ish v-neck, and a tall waist panel/wrap/drape to pull that waist in or camouflage it. Or a structured loose sheath, but knee-length, with a waist seam and some asymmetrical drape or gathering one side in the front.
Alternatively, high-waisted wide-legged pants and a knee-length structured (blazer) jacket, unbuttoned, over a scoop-neck fine spun tee. You can push up the sleeves on the jacket if you want to look more casual. And heels or heeled ankle boots. Put on some fucking dress shoes.
So tired of seeing these fully adult folks looking like kindergarteners who just rolled out of bed into two different Garanimals outfits before mom shoved a pop tart into their hands and raced to drive them to school, no time to brush teeth or hair.
Especially people with zero non-adult dependents and plenty of disposable income. They could be buying custom-made* clothing instead of looking like the H&M post-Christmas clearance rack.
* you can get very very fine custom tailormade suiting (and anything else) all over Asia for relatively cheap.
(But I know you didn't suggest white shoes, right?)
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CEO’s are fucking spineless and stupid. You’d think that being in that position of power would mean they’d know how to face others who browbeat them, but many CEO’s are sheltered. They’re not accustomed to being threatened at by other people, so when someone actually does it to them so intimately (in this case, to their wives), rather than having employees just do the typical modern thing and complaining about them on social media, they get scared shitless. What Fong did was absolutely horrible and those women did not deserve to be talked to like they were kids (Girls Talk?? Ew fucking pedo), but it certainly opened my eyes on how the elite class acts when faced directly with a threat. Particularly if the person doing so is a protected minority.
The whole scenario is dogshit and I hate everyone who kowtowed to this tranny faggot.