Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[artilleryfroth]

Yesterday, BudDickman at ONA made a fantastic archeological find: Fatty being a cunt (in 2011, 7 years before Norm/11) to everybody in the comment section of an article. According to some people at ONA, this was a few weeks before the Lappening and getting dumped. It's a long read, but worth it. He manages to:

• Be a general asshole
• Make the whole article section about himself
• CorrecT The record
• Brag about being a writer, with a fantastic project that will probably make him rich
• Be a condescending cunt
• Complain "you don't get to call me Patty"

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2011 spergathon from "Patty"

In the comments section for this article, we see a primordial version of the faggot we know today being pretentious, complaining about being called Patty, and bragging about book sales for some anthology project that he supplied 1/12th of the content for...

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And please, please PLEASE remember: he was picked at random by the stlakers.
This asshole is absolutely beyond saving... what a talent for making enemies! I have no doubts he'll not die a natural death.

Wow, Patty’s such an insufferable cunt, dating all the way back to 2011!

Notice how he was calling himself PST on 31/3/11 then PT for the next two days, and back to PST by 3/4/11? Any psychoanalysts here to have a go at why he did that?

Always unverified though. Poor little fat man, as Bowie would say.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

This reads like bad fanfiction.

It literally is.

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These are my favorite kind of fuckups because you just know his face flushes with embarrassment afterwards.

 

[Spunt]

Medvedev sends season's greetings to Pat.

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This man plays way too much HOI4.

 

[Maude Snew]

It literally is.

It's not though. The term implies that the author actually liked the preceding work.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat's "author with two publishers" LARP is the funniest thing to me, just because he has zero publishers and has to resort to telling people to beg Tor to let him submit something which isn't even finished yet.

I wonder if the decision to not finish his first trilogy was his or Tor's? He wrote 2 of 3 books, and instead of wrapping it up wrote the first book in another series that sold so poorly that he couldn't even sell the end of the other series on spec. And now he's wasted two years writing 75 pages of Tiny Tim crap that won't even make the Christmas 2023 window.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Pat's "author with two publishers" LARP is the funniest thing to me, just because he has zero publishers and has to resort to telling people to beg Tor to let him submit something which isn't even finished yet.

I wonder if the decision to not finish his first trilogy was his or Tor's? He wrote 2 of 3 books, and instead of wrapping it up wrote the first book in another series that sold so poorly that he couldn't even sell the end of the other series on spec. And now he's wasted two years writing 75 pages of Tiny Tim crap that won't even make the Christmas 2023 window.

He probably thinks he can sell his tweets into a book.

 

[AprilRains]

He probably thinks he can sell his tweets into a book.

Shit My Fat Says

 

[artilleryfroth]

Shit My Fat Says

Travels Without My Daughter’s Dad

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine admitting you signed away all rights to your own firstborn child and all you got was a terrible life and IQ estimates that peak at average.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking yuck.

Considering how shit his writing is, the form is some kind of eldritch abomination. He reads like he ate a bowl of reddit and then stuck a finger down his throat.

• Complain "you don't get to call me Patty"

Why does Patty think anyone needs or even cares about permission from him to call him a fat fuck? Has anyone ever obeyed the impotent demands of this fat pussy?

Imagine admitting you signed away all rights to your own firstborn child and all you got was a terrible life and IQ estimates that peak at average.

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Imagine ever showing your face in public after cucking out in such a shameful, disgraceful way because you are an absolutely weak, fat failure as a man.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Imagine admitting you signed away all rights to your own firstborn child and all you got was a terrible life and IQ estimates that peak at average.

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It's truly a testament to how dumb (and fat) Pat is that even after plugging a bunch of random shit into this thing, I couldn't get anywhere close to as low as 85:









The lowest I managed to get was with the John Galt speech from Atlas Shrugged and it still isn't even close.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's truly a testament to how dumb (and fat) Pat is that even after plugging a bunch of random shit into this thing, I couldn't get anywhere close to as low as 85:

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The lowest I managed to get was with the John Galt speech from Atlas Shrugged and it still isn't even close.

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I love how Ayn Rand's barely readable bullshit is lower than Ethan Ralph's article on Gator, but is still higher than Pat's abortion of a book.

 

[Spunt]

There's not many books that I would want to read less than Atlas Shrugged, but Patrick S. Tomlinson has written most of them.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

I love how Ayn Rand's barely readable bullshit is lower than Ethan Ralph's article on Gator, but is still higher than Pat's abortion of a book.

I'm sure someone else will remember the story with more detail, but back in the day Pringles Can John talked with the OnA guys a little and he said that Pat was an Ayn Rand fanboy douchebag. The super progressive shit didn't start until after John cucked him and he met Nikki.

 

[Ladydick Whittington]

The greasy bitchtits
Toils at his wretched scribbling
No one reads his dross

 

[Meriasek]

It's truly a testament to how dumb (and fat) Pat is that even after plugging a bunch of random shit into this thing, I couldn't get anywhere close to as low as 85:

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The lowest I managed to get was with the John Galt speech from Atlas Shrugged and it still isn't even close.

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Checks out.

Nice to see that even AIs agree that Pat is stupid.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

There's not many books that I would want to read less than Atlas Shrugged, but Patrick S. Tomlinson has written most of them.

ACKSHUALLY, stalker, Ayn Rand was a very successful author of autistic rape erotica. Pat, on the other hand, was unable to convince a single willing customer to buy Space Assholes, or whatever his dumb fat nerd children's books are called, on the day this photo was taken (PervertCon 2019)

This was despite Fat offering samples of free pepperoni (and handjobs?), to the other weirdos and social outcasts at the convention, claimed a source close to the micropenis community.

 

[AprilRains]

I'm sure someone else will remember the story with more detail, but back in the day Pringles Can John talked with the OnA guys a little and he said that Pat was an Ayn Rand fanboy douchebag. The super progressive shit didn't start until after John cucked him and he met Nikki.

He'd link himself with any cult that would help him to sell books withotu having any talent.

 

[JannyJammy]

It's truly a testament to how dumb (and fat) Pat is that even after plugging a bunch of random shit into this thing, I couldn't get anywhere close to as low as 85:

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The lowest I managed to get was with the John Galt speech from Atlas Shrugged and it still isn't even close.

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Yeah I wouldn't put too much stock into this thing, the IQ varies wildly depending on which part of the text you choose to use. Here's some excerpts from "Building worlds in a hostile universe", written by Fat for "Eighth day genesis":

It's a fun gimmick, but nothing more.

 

[Schwarzwald]

It's a fun gimmick, but nothing more.

I don't know what you mean, it seems like a pretty great tool to me.


OH, NO!!! I'M BASICALLY A NIGGER OR PATRICK!!! THAT THING IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS!!!