Manosphere Eatdatpussy445 / EDP445 / Bryant Moreland / Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason - Fatass Eagles fanboy, confirmed pedophile, dying of kidney failure

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Holy shit, the fat fuck is having a kidney failure? Christmas came earlier this year.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

For anyone confused, yes, EDP 445 has kidney failure as confirmed by himself and will die in 5 to 10 years unless he gets a donated kidney.
All those years of eating salty foods have caught up to him.

Stage 5 kidney failure is very serious as the kidneys stopped filtering waste products in your blood, which is toxic for your body. What causes kidney failure is from high blood pressure or diabetes. EDP is obese from his unhealthy eating habits as evidence from his old videos where he eats pastrami or buffalo wings.
Kidney Dialysis can treat stage 5 but it can only last from 5 to 10 years unless through a kidney transplant. EDP is most likely on a wait list for a transplant unless someone is willing to give a pedo their kidney.

Stage 5 Kidney failure
EDP made a statement about people being sympathetic.
He still to this day calls the predator poacher's sting a "setup" and ignores the fact that he ruined his own life.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

For anyone confused, yes, EDP 445 has kidney failure as confirmed by himself and will die in 5 to 10 years unless he gets a donated kidney.
All those years of eating salty foods have caught up to him.
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Stage 5 kidney failure is very serious as the kidneys stopped filtering waste products in your blood, which is toxic for your body. What causes kidney failure is from high blood pressure or diabetes. EDP is obese from his unhealthy eating habits as evidence from his old videos where he eats pastrami or buffalo wings.
Kidney Dialysis can treat stage 5 but it can only last from 5 to 10 years unless through a kidney transplant. EDP is most likely on a wait list for a transplant unless someone is willing to give a pedo their kidney.
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Stage 5 Kidney failure
EDP made a statement about people being sympathetic.
He still to this day calls the predator poacher's sting a "setup" and ignores the fact that he ruined his own life.
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EDP is fat and I would not donate a kidney to him.

 

[Path Wanderer]

unless he gets a donated kidney.

Is there a fail troll simp insane enough to do that? And why didn't a mod highlight your post, they did for Boogie's illness

 

[Markass the Worst]

And why didn't a mod highlight your post, they did for Boogie's illness

Highlights are not applied by mods, they are automatically applied based on the amount of stickers on a post.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Highlights are not applied by mods, they are automatically applied based on the amount of stickers on a post.

I meant the featured system. Excuse the newfag slip

 

[Slur Generator]

Do they give organs to people like this that will just ruin them in a couple of years ?

 

[Markass the Worst]

I meant the featured system. Excuse the newfag slip

Then it's just because you haven't told them. @Null do you want to feature EDP445 having kidney failure?

Edit: He did it, thanks fren

 

[timewave0]

His odds of getting a transplant are pretty low given he’s such a fat fuck, right? I doubt the transplant board will waste a kidney on an unhealthy obese pedophile

 

[Names Roy]

Anyone in the US medical industry give us a run down of what factors are taken into account for a transplant?

I would guess criminal history and age/general health are important, but this is America after all!

My bet, he doesn't make 5.

 

[WolfeTone]

"I had to drop him, I had to put em the fuck down, ya feel me?" EDP445's Doctor

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

how poetic would it be if another cupcake turns out to be the thing that does him in

 

[BrunoMattei]

Imagine signing up for organ donation and you remain content that you know, at least some people can continue living the best life they can live. And then this motherfucker gets your kidney.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

His odds of getting a transplant are pretty low given he’s such a fat fuck, right? I doubt the transplant board will waste a kidney on an unhealthy obese pedophile

Normally you would think so, but in clown world I would expect him to have a fresh kidney within a few years, tops. Bonus points if it's from one of his victims

 

[Scavenger]

For anyone confused, yes, EDP 445 has kidney failure as confirmed by himself and will die in 5 to 10 years unless he gets a donated kidney.
All those years of eating salty foods have caught up to him.
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Stage 5 kidney failure is very serious as the kidneys stopped filtering waste products in your blood, which is toxic for your body. What causes kidney failure is from high blood pressure or diabetes. EDP is obese from his unhealthy eating habits as evidence from his old videos where he eats pastrami or buffalo wings.
Kidney Dialysis can treat stage 5 but it can only last from 5 to 10 years unless through a kidney transplant. EDP is most likely on a wait list for a transplant unless someone is willing to give a pedo their kidney.
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Stage 5 Kidney failure
EDP made a statement about people being sympathetic.
He still to this day calls the predator poacher's sting a "setup" and ignores the fact that he ruined his own life.
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This is a CERTIFIED nigger moment.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

For anyone confused, yes, EDP 445 has kidney failure as confirmed by himself and will die in 5 to 10 years unless he gets a donated kidney.
All those years of eating salty foods have caught up to him.
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Stage 5 kidney failure is very serious as the kidneys stopped filtering waste products in your blood, which is toxic for your body. What causes kidney failure is from high blood pressure or diabetes. EDP is obese from his unhealthy eating habits as evidence from his old videos where he eats pastrami or buffalo wings.
Kidney Dialysis can treat stage 5 but it can only last from 5 to 10 years unless through a kidney transplant. EDP is most likely on a wait list for a transplant unless someone is willing to give a pedo their kidney.
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Stage 5 Kidney failure
EDP made a statement about people being sympathetic.
He still to this day calls the predator poacher's sting a "setup" and ignores the fact that he ruined his own life.
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At this rate, he’ll have to change his name to Eat That Kidney, since he’s ironically going to dilate without them soon.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Well now I’m gonna write in my will to not have my organs donated post-death

 

[Spergichu]

Hope he enjoys walking in the summer heat to dialysis.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

EDP is a fat ugly nigger and does not deserve a kidney.

 

[Takodachi]

Maybe God does exìst