Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Path Wanderer]

Imagine admitting you signed away all rights to your own firstborn child and all you got was a terrible life and IQ estimates that peak at average.

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His (better) neighbor is literal schizo Matthew C. Harris

 

[John_Smith]

You're out-played yet again, stlakers. Patso, contumacious genius that he is, plays 4d chess while you tiresome lot play tiddlywinks. He plans to submit that Tiny Tim passage into the annual Bulwer-Lytton contest and effortlessly triumph. Once he has garnered that prestigious award, He will have no difficulty obtaining a new, lucrative publishing deal. There will be no dearth of "W"s for The Family Tomlinson's treasure horde.

Patso's putting his thinkin' meats, pickled as they are by cheap booze, to good use. So mock away, atalkers, 2023 will be the Year of the Pig.

That IQ thing; the draft of the above comment started at 114 and worked up to 152 (or 151, it oscillated) with a few judiciously chosen words and word substitutions. Use of the word tiresome was worth 7 IQ points, for example. N.B. the use, well mis-use, of the word horde. That was worth a few more points. I'd bet that if one were write something and sprinkle in such words as eclectic, distain, tacit and strident, and other Tomlinson malapropisms, one could work up a proper high score.

 

[Maude Snew]

His (better) neighbor is literal schizo Matthew C. Harris
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I have it on good authority that Pepperoni Sentences by Fat Rick S Thomas contains the word child over a hundred million times.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

NO! Stalker Child:
Delusions from the mentally ill (and fat)

Wow, Patty’s such an insufferable cunt, dating all the way back to 2011!

Notice how he was calling himself PST on 31/3/11 then PT for the next two days, and back to PST by 3/4/11? Any psychoanalysts here to have a go at why he did that?

Always unverified though. Poor little fat man, as Bowie would say.

My psychoanalysis is he is a personality shape shifter and has a desperate need to be part of the ‘cool’ crowd. Likely because his more successful and better looking brother garnered the most attention from piggy’s parents. So the day his initials were PST; he was likely larping and some pretentious asshole with hot takes on Twitter. Then the tide shifted to cooler, hipper pretentious assholes so piggy followed suit, flipping to the ‘edgier’ two initial monogram. I think we need not apply too much thought about piggies motives when the simple solution is FAT retard with bitch tits.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Patrick had a productive day today, once again spending much of his time arguing with his toilet, liver, micropenis, jizz, and other inanimate objects

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The Julays are in full swing and Patrick is one of the nominees for Lolcow of the Year. He has some pretty stiff competition this year, though. He's had a great year, I hope he wins, although it could be argued that losing Lolcow of the Year is even funnier because it's yet another Fatrick L.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Fatrcik Rewind 2022 just dropped

mirror in case the DDoS attack is affecting attachments

edit: and now on YouTube

 

[Mr Moonface]

The Julays are in full swing and Patrick is one of the nominees for Lolcow of the Year. He has some pretty stiff competition this year, though. He's had a great year, I hope he wins, although it could be argued that losing Lolcow of the Year is even funnier because it's yet another Fatrick L.

Piggy reacts to his nomination:

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Patrick is one of the nominees for Lolcow of the Year. He has some pretty stiff competition this year, though.

Man, I fucking hate Keffals. Had that retard just kept getting high at home instead of trying to deplataform the whole Internet... my man Patty (it's ok we're friends, he says we can can him Patty) would have this one in the BAG! Danmit!!

Fatrcik Rewind 2022 just dropped

If the fact I knew the "whats, whens, whys and whos" of every single frame of this video is not an attempt by God of some kind of divine intervention in my life, then I don't know what else it can be.
That being said... I'm sorry God, but I just need more time... I can't stop. At least not until he releases his Tiny Tim!
After that, I swear, I'll stop! No more laughing at midwit mongoloids from Milwaukee!

... until then, though, I'll continue appreciating these little random nuggets of insanity, ok? Thank you.

Ps: Not putting Mr.Moonface in the Most Helpful Thread Contributor category is a crime.

 

[Table Country]

Piggy reacts to his nomination:

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That's two different forms of the root word "stalk" there. I hope to one day see all of Pat's lexicon replaced with different permutations of the word.

 

[Maude Snew]

That's two different forms of the root word "stalk" there. I hope to one day see all of Pat's lexicon replaced with different permutations of the word.

Pat and the mean stalk(er children).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Piggy reacts to his nomination:

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This isn't the energy of someone who wants to win the one thing he might be able to win.

 

[Octopi]

"I have a very good memory and don't need to reread books" is up there with some of the dumbest shit he's ever come out with, good lord.

People don't reread books because they forget what happened in them, they reread for enjoyment. Or nostalgia. Or - heaven forbid - to critically reanalyze underlying themes etc that weren't obvious on the first run through.

 

[Ophelia]

Pat, on the other hand, was unable to convince a single willing customer to buy Space Assholes, or whatever his dumb fat nerd children's books are called, on the day this photo was taken (PervertCon 2019)
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This is a particularly ugly and rotund photo and I don’t think it gets the appreciation it deserves. If he had half a brain he would be unable to look at himself in the mirror without dry heaving.

 

[Meriasek]

ACKSHUALLY, stalker, Ayn Rand was a very successful author of autistic rape erotica. Pat, on the other hand, was unable to convince a single willing customer to buy Space Assholes, or whatever his dumb fat nerd children's books are called, on the day this photo was taken (PervertCon 2019) View attachment 4162468 This was despite Fat offering samples of free pepperoni (and handjobs?), to the other weirdos and social outcasts at the convention, claimed a source close to the micropenis community.

What's the connection to Will Tate here? He wrote several "Starship Repo" books, is Pat connected to that or was there some blatant copying going on?

 

[Sugriva]

What the heck guys

 

[Mooner]

Estimated GPA: 1.2

 

[John_Smith]

Don't you mean esteemed gpa? Pat's definition of estimate: "my estimated colleague who has the respect and estimate of the entire SF writing community is not a pedophile, child."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've been trying to read old interviews and reviews of Patrick and his books and every one of them come off as fluff pieces paid off by various publishers to try and sell a brand new authors books. They're not organic at all. If I didn't know better they had Jasper write them, but that's more current than those so they paid "professionals" for them (and I know for a fact Jasper is a better writer than Patrick is.).

 

[The Feline Solution]

It's truly a testament to how dumb (and fat) Pat is that even after plugging a bunch of random shit into this thing, I couldn't get anywhere close to as low as 85:

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Off topic but that manifesto was the absolute height of comedy and NIGGER didn't even get to kill someone. I mean, this is how the very first chapter starts, you know it's gonna be good:

I'm not surprised in the slightest that the programme rates something like this as higher IQ than anything Piggy ever wrote.