DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

Ok, so I remember something I wanted to post about. It's hilarious that he always claims detractors mean nothing to him, yet he very clearly is aware of detractor memes and shit and they clearly annoy him. The whale tail gin shit was a perfect example of that because he loathes the fact a handful of people finance and everyone is aware of it. Gin is obvious because he likes to cope with how he isn't an alcoholic now. Also the secrets unlimited rants are basically the same shit every time about how that guy is a criminal who makes fun of muh waif and covered the fake escort saga, thus debunking every other 'documentary-style' video.

 

[Iron Father]

So many of this mongoloid's problems could be avoided just simply by planning ahead even a little bit.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Oh, wonderful. I can get back onto the Farms, just in time to see him struggle to setup a PnP device.

Where do I apply for a payday loan to send to DSP?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

It's hilarious that he struggled for two hours just to get the video feed alone for a PnP device that takes 5-15 min max to setup and function properly. AverMedia made that budget capture card so that it would run on a toaster and even grandma couldn't fuck it up. If the dents hadn't spoonfed him through every single step of the way (which is what ruins the lulz and has for years now), Phil still wouldn't have a video feed. Dent chat has ruined much of the magic and fun of DSP struggle sessions.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Not the whole thing, just part of it in order to inflate "expectations and suspense"

That's probably why he's obsessed with trolls using "nuggets of truth" - it's a projection because that's what he does constantly. Like his mom had a bunion and his dad hemorrhoids and that became, "they might die any day now, give me money."

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I wonder if he'd survive one day as a driver or a minimum wage depot worker

Lol.

No you do not.

LOVE U GUYS MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

You too, pumpkin. <3

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

This dumbass picked the newest driver/download, didn't read the extra info and installed a Windows 10/11 driver on Windows 8.

https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/support
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https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/support/family/capture-and-playback
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Can this man do anything?

Granted, reading and following simple instructions seems to be a tall order for most Americans nowadays, but this is actually beyond retarded. He is an invalid. An invalid with a six figure income who lies to everyone from his own parents to the IRS. Truly one of a kind.

 

[Kheapathic]

Granted, reading and following simple instructions seems to be a tall order for most Americans nowadays, but this is actually beyond retarded. He is an invalid. An invalid with a six figure income who lies to everyone from his own parents to the IRS. Truly one of a kind.

In his MGS3 playthrough... I can't remember if it's The Boss or Colonel, but one of the support radio him to say something, and Phil immediately cuts the codec and tells them something like "Shut the fuck up!" I imagine he opens a Zip or something and sees "ReadMe.txt" and scoffs at it.

 

[Corpun]

Oh dear god. DSP wants to do ReACKs to his original FF13 and other playthroughs while his capture setup is down? Laziness. Pure fucking laziness. And he will expect 300$ a day regardless. Someone should suggest he reacts to his rage quit of FF13: Lightning Returns where he ragequit on stream and then played a video from another Youtuber. I hope secret agent Jasper claws his consoles next

I swear he rage quit that as a bit. JonTron did that in one of his earlier videos (Not sure which one) and if the dates align I wouldn't be shocked if Phil was 'inspired' by Jon the same way he was 'inspired' by AVGN to make scat jokes.

Segments like this solidify him just autistically living in his own reality. Detractors are happy to be featured or shouted out in those videos because the videos are good and are enjoyed by many people. It feels more like a community effort. Of course the greedy rat would understand nothing from that. Naturally, the detractors who actually care about the money won't be in those videos, because what they make is ASS. Hello, Doody!

He's so far gone due to his weird cowardice of human interaction. This has been skipped over in the FedEx stuff but he could have literally driven over to the FedEx spot any time to check on his package after it was reported as failed to deliver. Instead he bitched at customer support because he seems to be afraid of any human interaction, he can't dominant and control and has gotten too comfortable in his little bubble of blocking any crticism because he has all the power.

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Well gee look who randomly decided to show up right when he opened the package lmao.

How did he go from a Gmod channel to a dent for Phil?

 

[blahblahblah678]

Phil’s faggot ass bitched that he couldn’t go to the FedEx drop off location because they closed early, and without warning. He’s so goddamn lazy and refuses to do anything without his hand being held.

 

[Paladin Derich]

This whole time he could have built a new PC quietly, loaded the software, and then swapped it out with the old tower. But nope, stupid hats, doordash, gin, children's toys, and gacha pulls were priority one. And after 14 years of streaming, phil can't wrap his head around cable management with his equipment. It really shows how fucking lazy he is when we live in a age where cable management and stream setup guides are a dime-a-dozen. He could still clean up his old shit so that a housecat doesn't kill his lame stream, but he's too lazy for even that.

>hurrr do it for me and pay me

You'd think after 14 years he'd have something like this in his house.

 

[JimiHendrix]

i'm starting to get the opinion phil doesn't actually care about improving his quality of life, honestly.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

So many of this mongoloid's problems could be avoided just simply by planning ahead even a little bit.

That’s a problem for future Phil

 

[Iron Father]

That’s a problem for future Phil's paypigs.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It still boggles the mind that this idiot is STILL playing Ragnarok, screaming all the way. I thought you wanted to have chill, fun streams, Phil? You sound like you're going to have an aneurysm or break down and cry.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I can't believe this fucking idiot didn't switch his output resolution to 4k on his PS5

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I have the perfect meme for this.

 

[ZehnBoat]

and this guy dreams of having a resturant
this guy who can't be arsed to pay people who work for him a decent amount
who can't be arsed to upgrade his equipment
who only splurges on himself

he'd get a big fancy bistro, and only equip the kitchen with a shitty old fridge from the 1950s, and stove with one functioning burner

 

[Iron Father]

Didn't this greaseball tell us he traded in most of his movie collection, only keeping some Christmas and some animated movies?
Now all of a sudden he has bins of movies in his second closet? Mr. Strapped4Ca$h sure seems to convenienly have a lot of valuable shit in his closets.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Also the secrets unlimited rants are basically the same shit every time about how that guy is a criminal who makes fun of muh waif and covered the fake escort saga, thus debunking every other 'documentary-style' video.

Speaking of the Secret Limited rant:

a) I'm now convinced that he watches detractor khantent in full, before that I thought the most LAHGICAL explanation was that he had a dent watch detractor videos and gave him cliffsnotes of it with timestamps to the juiciest parts which Phail would just skim through for a minute. Now I wouldn't be surprised if he watches them in their entirety (or listens to them in the background while playing Champs), glass of gin in the other hand, seething throughout. Hell, he could very well be actually reading KF himself. Hi Phail!

b) Remember the part in his Secret Limited cope rant where he challenged the detractors to go to their physician (not psychologist, shrink, SPECIFICALLY a physician) for a check-up and told us to then just start talking about Phil and what detracting him means and what it entails? He told us we'd be "surprised" at the negative reaction we'd get. I mean yeah Phail is so delusional, out of touch with reality, narcissistic and so solipsistic that he doesn't realize that if I suddenly started talking to my doctor about fucking anything after he did a check up on me 30 seconds into my rant he'd tell me to get the fuck out of his office because he has other patients to see. Imagine if Phail started talking about this FedEx drama with his doctor. He'd be prescribed about two dozen psych meds before his rant was even halfway done