Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

Which duo is the King and Queen of the Sektur?

  • Ethan and Cleo.

    Votes: 144 29.3%
  • Adam (Godwinson) and Elaine.

    Votes: 67 13.6%
  • Ashtonne and Tardski.

    Votes: 280 57.0%

  • Total voters
    491
Godwinson did bring us the real Christmas gift though, in the shape of Mama JF. The female incarnation of Bobcat Goldthwait starring in a culinary snuff film with a backing track of lo-fi beats for beating your potato to. Glorious. She even brought JF a dead egg. A real one. Not the ones she has downstairs. Real Christmas kino.
Wtf even was that egg? I thought that was one of those Chinese century eggs but how the fuck would you get that at Walmart? They're not in Hongcouver
 
Wtf even was that egg? I thought that was one of those Chinese century eggs but how the fuck would you get that at Walmart? They're not in Hongcouver

This is Mama JF we're talking about. Theres every chance she found that egg in a dumpster. She's like a retarded cat bringing you a bird as a "present", only its a death egg.
 
Funny stream, nice surprise to see him back. Adam is obviously lazy as fuck though and won’t stream regularly lmfao. I like how he causes chaos and stress for grifters randomly popping up.

Him having the entire chat logs from Persip (if it’s real) is kino. Guntstonne was sweating upon hearing the news, all while using the bath stick for fat fucks he got for Christmas to wash under his massive fat folds.
 
I don't know what saddens me more, the absolute state of Jim Sterling or that one of my favourite game series, Donkey Konga, has been sullied by a fat lesbian.

Godwinson did bring us the real Christmas gift though, in the shape of Mama JF. The female incarnation of Bobcat Goldthwait starring in a culinary snuff film with a backing track of lo-fi beats for beating your potato to. Glorious. She even brought JF a dead egg. A real one. Not the ones she has downstairs. Real Christmas kino.
There is no such thing as too much Mama JF and JF.

They are always unintentionally hilarious. It is like JF runs a mental asylum and has chosen one of the inmates as his wife.
 
Yeah I thought it was a disgusting chinese egg but it looked more like some kind of jelly or licorice crap.
Didn't they say it was "fermenting", AKA rotting? She's literally a retard. And french. So a double retard. "DUR I FERMENT EGG FOR YOU LIEK WINE! SNARF!"

The funniest part, is how he spit it out, then she eagerly ate the whole egg, and he's like "What!? Doesn't it taste disgusting!?" and she's like "It tastes normal." Apparently a black and green rotten egg tastes like a delicious delicacy compared to JF's cum. That egg was the least foul thing she's had in her mouth all year.

Also funny was how he struggled to cut the meat, and his retard girlfriend had to cut it for him, and did so easily. How emasculating.

BTW in regards to Jim's last wish of PPP and Warski doing "a vid about the baby" as his dying wish. Unfortunately, Warski made PPP abort all 8 of the babies. I assume it was octuplets as an explanation to how an already 300 pound fat man could triple in size in a matter of months.
 
Edge's content is more amusing when he doesn't cover Ashton's shenanigans. Mr.Edge railing on Jim Sterling, and Rekieta was peak kino.
It's more amusing when he shifts between multiple targets because he runs out of things to say fairly quickly and mostly reverts to a couple of stock catchphrases in an exasperated tone when he's just talking about one guy for too long.
 
Esoteric Nobodism crying because his internet daddy gave him a light spanking.

Eso, you're in the live chat for every stream, literally masturbating to daddy sneedwinson and because he (rightfully) called out your shameless watermarking of your Twitter handle all over the ralph court docs for 5 whole seconds- you start crying about it to a couple people on Twitter? Shameful display.

He just mentioned you in passing and I actually think he didn't say your name to spare you some humilation. Or maybe it wasn't necessary since you plastered your twitter handle on every inch of the court docs lol.

Edit: Example of eso's(and it autocorrects to "ego" on mobile which is apt) absolute clout crumb chasing shamelessness. Twitter handle all over the docs in multiple colors for your viewing pleasure.
 

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Whatever happened to Gahoole accusations in his revenge video that Godwinson is gay who lusts for 17 yo youth?
Why is that not mentioned even once in this thread?
that still wasn't disproven.
Godwinson reminds me alot to John Maynard Keynes in his bio, behaviour, political views, despise for common folk and his private life.
I think that guy operates on several levels of lying so being gay as just one layer of it wouldn't be so surprising
Because Gahool is a gutless coward who slobbered on the balls of the Godwinson the moment it became a way to own peepeepee. The dude went from blood feud with Godwinson so his manservant. As the Ralphamale would say "pathetic"
 
Esoteric Nobodism crying because his internet daddy gave him a light spanking.

Eso, you're in the live chat for every stream, literally masturbating to daddy sneedwinson and because he (rightfully) called out your shameless watermarking of your Twitter handle all over the ralph court docs for 5 whole seconds- you start crying about it to a couple people on Twitter? Shameful display.

He just mentioned you in passing and I actually think he didn't say your name to spare you some humilation. Or maybe it wasn't necessary since you plastered your twitter handle on every inch of the court docs lol.

Edit: Example of eso's(and it autocorrects to "ego" on mobile which is apt) absolute clout crumb chasing shamelessness. Twitter handle all over the docs in multiple colors for your viewing pleasure.
I actually liked esoshaggys work, cool video editing, grabbing scoops, but Good Lord dude, I've never seen anyone ride Ralph and Af's dick so hard lately, above and beyond and unironic. What does he think they will do for him? There is no money or fame to be had here and certainly no loyal friendship. Better to cover stuff in a friendly way but dispassionately.
 
I prefer Godwinson talking Jim Sterling because he has that passion to ayylawg when he talks about Jim Sterling. The older stream he did about Jim Sterling is still one of my favorite, something about how he says "TRIPLE AYYY GAYMES" in his Jim voice warms the cockles of my heart.
 
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