Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

[Oh_Snap]

What is a "creamery"? Is that something specific to the US? Or did Chris just badly mangle the word "cemetery"?

I thought he might have meant crematorium. But then again, it's Chris, so who knows.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought he might have meant crematorium. But then again, it's Chris, so who knows.

Also the sign says Kiwi Farms and Onion Farms didn't actually go down.

 

[Looney Troons]

What is a "creamery"? Is that something specific to the US? Or did Chris just badly mangle the word "cemetery"?

A common shop inside of strip malls in the US is “Cold Stone Creamery”. There are a couple in Charlottesville which, I assume, is the only reason he knows the word.

You select some flavors of ice cream and toppings, and the employees will knead the toppings into it. I’m sure Chris loved this shit.

 

[AnOminous]

A common shop inside of strip malls in the US is “Cold Stone Creamery”. There are a couple in Charlottesville which, I assume, is the only reason he knows the word.

You select some flavors of ice cream and toppings, and the employees will knead the toppings into it. I’m sure Chris loved this shit.

I'm pretty sure you don't pick up an urn full of ashes from a creamery.

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm pretty sure you don't pick up an urn full of ashes from a creamery.

But Chris is also the guy who thought "Reeb" instantly sends you into an coma, along with making an anti-gay vaccine from his own blood; so of course that you should have sent your relatives ashes into an creamery! It's not like he ever learned how to plan out dialogue boxes or anything!

 

[Just A Butt]

i think the better question is who is running the OfficialCWCmart and why are they a faggot?

 

[A Grey Cat]

A common shop inside of strip malls in the US is “Cold Stone Creamery”. There are a couple in Charlottesville which, I assume, is the only reason he knows the word.

You select some flavors of ice cream and toppings, and the employees will knead the toppings into it. I’m sure Chris loved this shit.

Frankly it'd be the only way a know nothing glutton like Chris would know that word, and not from its original meaning. (Essentially a factory sized dairy processing plant)

 

[GumballFapper]

i think the better question is who is running the OfficialCWCmart and why are they a faggot?

That's Praetor's etsy account, they are the last people Chris has contact with after he decided to burn the bridges with Kengle and his cronies (Helena and eels)

Also the sign says Kiwi Farms and Onion Farms didn't actually go down.

I can't see any of that, in fact you could see an urn labled "Joshua Conner Moon" @Null on the bottom of that picture. The official description "Ah, the fall of an Evil "Legend" as Kiwi fell hard by the powers of Good and Light power." denotes that he believes that Kiwifarms has gone down too. Maybe he was informed by outdated news from the DDOS days where troons were celebrating that kiwifarms totally went down forever?

Null made byuu go into an urn and then he went in one himself. Ironic!

 

[AnOminous]

I can't see any of that

It's in the full picture.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

It's in the full picture.
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Reminds me of that scene from mountains of madness where the main character wakes up screaming on the bus and everything is just blue for no reason except autism.

 

[Alex Krycek]

A common shop inside of strip malls in the US is “Cold Stone Creamery”. There are a couple in Charlottesville which, I assume, is the only reason he knows the word.

You select some flavors of ice cream and toppings, and the employees will knead the toppings into it. I’m sure Chris loved this shit.

Complete Sarcasm but maybe Chris realizes Kengle is a lolcow and it’s a milk joke? Like a very subtle play on words? If it’s the actual case somebody else wrote that for him.

But I still like him calling a place you get ashes from a place you get ice cream from better.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Complete Sarcasm but maybe Chris realizes Kengle is a lolcow and it’s a milk joke? Like a very subtle play on words? If it’s the actual case somebody else wrote that for him.

But I still like him calling a place you get ashes from a place you get ice cream from better.

I think it just shows us that the mind that gave us "Merried Seinor Comic" and "My wooden badge was delicious" hasn't lost its touch.

 

[Terrorist]

President Kanye’s future ambassador to Nigeria

 

[TaterBot]

I thought he might have meant crematorium...

exactly. Chris is a moron.

 

[Lorgar]

I'm pretty sure you don't pick up an urn full of ashes from a creamery.

You got a source for that?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Can't wait for Cold Stone to release the new flavor of the month, Ashes from Kengle's Urn. Ashes from Null's Urn left something to be desired.

 

[CptnSnshn]

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>kengle's ashes are used to make cheese
DEEPEST lore

Maybe Chris hasn't killed Kengle but has attached him to some sort of machine, feeding him estrogen so he produces milk and then creates products from that.

Really it's the only reasonable answer.

 

[Deranged Jew]

This sounds like something kengle would volunteer his fat ass to do anyway. Then he can make cheese for his boiled burgers.

Maybe Chris hasn't killed Kengle but has attached him to some sort of machine, feeding him estrogen so he produces milk and then creates products from that.

Really it's the only reasonable answer

 

[Koby_Fish]

did Kengle create his parody of this forum before, or after he was b& from here?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Almost makes you wonder what Kengle said to him.

Probably just "no" as that egotistical incestuous freak hates it when people don't kiss his ass.

did Kengle create his parody of this forum before, or after he was b& from here?

There's been multiple iterations of "Onion Farms", so before and after.